💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
I thought it was libertarianism and free speech absolutism when he did those bits. He was just pushing the boundaries of free speech and challenging how principled free speech advocates are!
Turns out he's an actual paedophile, nearly a child molester, and libertarianism is full of people like him. People who claim their nonce advocacy is a freeze peach litmus test.
Turns out paedophiles are attracted to non-existent government advocates for obvious reasons.
It is fucked up that Nick literally said to multiple people that redo of healer (going back in time so he could rape and torture the teenage girls that bullied him as revenge) is "every man's fantasy", meaning that he wishes he could do that

This is a verifiable statement he made on camera

Insane
 
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It is fucked up that Nick literally said to multiple people that redo of healer is "every man's fantasy" (going back in time so he could rape and torture the teenage girls that bullied him) implying that he wishes he could do that

This is a verifiable statement he made on camera

Insane
Go back in time? If he knew their addresses, he'd probably try it tomorrow!
Though with how weak he is, he'd probably end up getting humiliated himself
 
I dropped in on the stream without knowing much of anything about Keanu, and it was kind of mind-blowing to realize that she was an actual retard - not "lol u dumb", but legitimately mentally disabled. When was the last time you talked to someone who couldn't read or follow simple instructions? For most of us, myself included, probably never.
 
He also clearly didn't do any real research because the big bombshell was that Nick gave Michael Long advice. He was passionately shouting that it was unethical, Nick was helping a kidnapper, and Nick should lose his law license (as if this is the worst thing he's done), then thanks and praises Elissa Clips who was LITERALLY Michael Long's boyfriend when he was "kidnapping" Sophie and even helped him do it
I think the goal was to bring attention to Nick's Hypocrisy. Nick wanted to criticize Elissa for being Michael Long's girlfriend and claim that she broke up that family, when Nick publicly supported Michael Long, interviewed him, and continued to support him behind the scenes. It really should have either been a Tweet chain or a five minute video posted to Twitter. Instead, he made it sound like he had some vetted, substantial allegations. Gabe Hoffman produced the Brian Singer documentary, so that got us thinking that he had something of that caliber on Nick. Nick clearly thought he did too.
 
Screenshot_20250613_093330_X.webp Nick totally not seething about getting baited.

You aren't even rich if you wanna know the truth about it Gabe.
 
I dropped in on the stream without knowing much of anything about Keanu, and it was kind of mind-blowing to realize that she was an actual retard - not "lol u dumb", but legitimately mentally disabled. When was the last time you talked to someone who couldn't read or follow simple instructions? For most of us, myself included, probably never.
Geno needs to be investigated the same way Riley is for what he's doing to Mint Salad
 
View attachment 7497312Nick totally not seething about getting baited.

You are even rich if you wanna know the truth about it Gabe.
The insane thing is Nick continues to seethe like this was some huge bombshell stream

I swear, Gabe could have made the stream just to reveal "Nick farted really loud in church once and it was stinky" and Nick would respond by saying "FUCK YOU, GABE! HOW DARE YOU REVEAL THAT! WHO TOLD YOU? THEY'RE A LIAR! I WILL HOLOCAUST THE JEWS AGAIN FOR THAT!"
I think the goal was to bring attention to Nick's Hypocrisy. Nick wanted to criticize Elissa for being Michael Long's girlfriend and claim that she broke up that family, when Nick publicly supported Michael Long, interviewed him, and continued to support him behind the scenes. It really should have either been a Tweet chain or a five minute video posted to Twitter. Instead, he made it sound like he had some vetted, substantial allegations. Gabe Hoffman produced the Brian Singer documentary, so that got us thinking that he had something of that caliber on Nick. Nick clearly thought he did too.
No, I watched the interview and Gabe got really mad, describing what Michael did as a kidnapping and shaming Nick for getting involved, like madder than any other point during the interview.

He seems legitimately unaware of Elissa's connection to Michael and the point of the segment was that Nick was giving advice to a kidnapper.
 
The insane thing is Nick continues to seethe like this was some huge bombshell stream

I swear, Gabe could have made the stream just to reveal "Nick farted really loud in church once and it was stinky" and Nick would respond by saying "FUCK YOU, GABE! HOW DARE YOU REVEAL THAT! I WILL HOLOCAUST THE JEWS AGAIN FOR THAT!"
Nick's mad because he shot himself in the foot in response. Gabe didn't make Nick put out the abuse allegations, but he CANNOT take responsibility. So he blames Gabe by pretending he actually did something.
 
Put up or shut up. Don't brag about what you have. Don't say anything until you can release it. These are real people's lives we're dealing with, not a shitty TV show where you need hooks and cliffhangers to keep people invested. blue balling does nothing but create disappointment and annoyance, and makes you look like an attention whore. Bragging also gives people a chance to intercept your info or silence it prematurely.
MNPublicRecords is the gold standard for dropping devastating information in terms of impact & operating procedure, you can't change my mind.

If you have information but can't say it, shut the fuck up and fuck off. Having information you "can't show" or "can't say" is the same as not having any information at all as far as I'm concerned. Literally don't even mention it or hint at it, especially if you haven't built up a reputation for being a good informant, it's fucking gay.
i think she has antimatter gaslighting defense tactics for abusive people because she's a trailer person like nick and has dealt with people like nick. i don't think she was being stupid about it, i think she has equal-and-opposite gaslight abuse victim powers which kick in. i don't think it was strategically fucking with him either as an epic win for the detractors.
I couldn't tell when she's pretending to be stupid to fuck with Nick, versus when she's actually stupid and legitimately confused, and that's what's frustrating about her. I don't believe a woman her age is incapable of operating a fucking iPhone, but I could believe she could pretend to not know how to use one to mess with NLO and his ilk.

My previous statement about her being bad at this shit was justified. Her appearance on Melton with her fucking with Nick was a result of her being a guest (not the host) and was basically lightning in a bottle.
Not giving him a pass, this was abysmal
The standard MNPR set is so high, that anyone and everyone who wants to post lore about Nick has to compete with, "Did you know Nick's daughter tested positive for cocaine?" And I recognize that it's a high bar, but I wanted...something, literally anything. He failed to deliver anything noteworthy. My disappointment is immeasurable but I was asleep for the stream, so my day was not ruined.
On what basis would a judge award Kayla anything substantial for this?

One man saw her nudes that she never intended to show. They didn't leak. People were already calling her all sorts of stuff regarding her being a swinger. Her own actions brought more attention to Geno seeing her nudes. She doesn't make money, so it can hardly be said that this damaged her potential earnings.
Kayla doesn't make anything as a result of being a SAHM (allegedly), but maybe they'd try to argue that Nick (as a result of being a narcissistic faggot who tries to make everything about himself) losing income through streaming was the damages. But I don't know how Nick is going to claim he was damaged by a loss of income when it was literally due to him not fucking streaming. Aaron can't control Nick, so if he loses money because he doesn't feel like working because he's a lazy cunt, that's his own damn fault.

A single image sent to a single person who a total of 3 people (Aaron/Geno/Keanu) which never even showed up on the internet just doesn't sound like $10k worth of damages to me, especially since any and every single action that has affected Kayla since was done as a result of legal actions...by Nick.
Most states have a rule where if you refuse a reasonable settlement offer and then continue to litigate and get less than when what you received at trial was less than the settlement, you not only don't necessarily get that, but you get to pay the attorney's fees for both sides for the unnecessary litigation you proliferated.
This is so fucking stupid I'm anticipating Nick is going to go into more debt because he tries to receive 30 gorillion KNU's when he's ultimately entitled to (in my opinion) fuck and all. Aaron settling resulted in the KNU meme, but him actually fighting it out could've prevented this (and I did mention maybe Aaron shouldn't consider settling, because Nick would try to use civil action against him if he did), because I think he could've won (if Geno/Keanu refused to testify), and that'd cuck Nick even harder.
She would need her therapist to testify, but she most likely doesn't even have one.
I feel like someone as unstable as Kayla does have a therapist, but it's going to be a hard sell for me if someone is claiming emotional damages from treatment from a therapist they were already seeing for other reasons.

If she doesn't have a therapist, she's going to be up shit creek trying to specify how much she was damaged, so let's pretend she does have a therapist: you're going to have to prove what Aaron did specifically caused you damage (easy, relatively speaking, since he pled guilty) and then be able to quantify that with an actual dollar amount combined with testimony from said therapist, to convince a jury to give Kayla damages for what Aaron did specifically. And I think that's going to be a fucking hard battle, and I'm pretty sure Aaron's attorney could show she wasn't actually that damaged from Aaron. Of course Aaron's attorney would fight it, because he's ethically obligated to, but does Kayla want to actually deal with an attorney grilling her? I know Nick pretends to care about her, but it looks pretty psychotic to put your wife through this kind of thing repeatedly.
Keanu has been asked why she was named "Keanu" and she said her mom and dad love Keanu Reeves and their favorite movie is Point Break. It's no joke, she was serious. Being dumb and basic is generational legacy. Runs on both sides of the family...
I don't think it's a reach to suggest that almost any and every person named Keanu born in the 90s onwards had their name inspired or influenced by Keanu Reeves to some degree, even if they don't realize it. He's that big of a name that you can bring up just the first name and know exactly who it is. I just assumed most people thought she was named after him (and it turns out I was right). You'd have a harder time convincing me she wasn't named after Reeves.
When was the last time you talked to someone who couldn't read or follow simple instructions? For most of us, myself included, probably never.
If you ever worked retail, you'd have a much different viewpoint on this. I am surprised she's this fucking stupid though.
 
The only thing more embarrassing than how shitty this stream was is that Nick is actually crashing out at it like it was a bombshell. How pathetic can you get?
 
If you have information but can't say it, shut the fuck up and fuck off. Having information you "can't show" or "can't say" is the same as not having any information at all as far as I'm concerned. Literally don't even mention it or hint at it, especially if you haven't built up a reputation for being a good informant, it's fucking gay.
It's worse because you're trying to grift and make yourself seem important because you're hiding abuse allegations

The standard MNPR set is so high, that anyone and everyone who wants to post lore about Nick has to compete with, "Did you know Nick's daughter tested positive for cocaine?" And I recognize that it's a high bar, but I wanted...something, literally anything. He failed to deliver anything noteworthy. My disappointment is immeasurable but I was asleep for the stream, so my day was not ruined.
I'm not expecting MNPublicrecords level drops.

The new info Gabe revealed was interesting (Nick cornered and yelled at Kayla to hit him to try and bait her into hitting him so he can charge her with a domestic, Nick cornered Kayla in the shower and started screaming at her so she bashed her head against the shower window and was potentially concussed, Nick physically disciplined his kids in front of others) but no one's gonna care because it came after 5 hours of a Jewish boomer and retarded whore blathering about shit everyone knew.

There's no reason this stream needed to be longer than 30 minutes.
 
I don't know how to feel about this, Kiwisisters. But it's looking to me like June is going to be a FLAWLESS VICTORY MONTH for Nick Rekieta. Let's tally up how things are going for him this month:
  • Kandiyohi County court status: CUCKED and DISGRACED by Nick Rekieta every stream WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Probation rules: IGNORED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Cocaine status: ENTIRELY SNORTED
  • Galaxy Gas status: COMPLETELY HUFFED
  • Church Community status: DISGRACED by PRUDE revelations
  • Montagraph status: DEFAMED WITHOUT (serious) CONSEQUENCES, legal fund still missing over 80% of its goal.
  • Aaron status: SILENCED and BANKRUPTED after losing his revenge porn case and being forced to fork over an entire KNU
  • Body Cam Footage publication status: DENIED and BALLDOWASHED POST HASTE
  • Keanu status: GOODWILL LOST after hosting the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Gabe Hoffman
  • Israel status: DIPLOMATIC CRISIS after Gabe Hoffman's role hyping what turned out to be the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Keanu
  • Kiwi Farms status: BLUEBALLED by SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM, DISGRACED as a BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS
  • Joshua Moon status: MISSING, EXPOSED AS A BRONY BY OUR NEW LORD CARDPOSTING
  • Disagreeable side hoe April status: DISCARDED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Disagreeable Wife status: BATTERED and MONETIZED
  • Disagreeable Son status: CHOKESLAMMED ONTO A FUCKING WALL
Am I missing anything here?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
peak-performance.webp
 
I don't know how to feel about this, Kiwisisters. But it's looking to me like June is going to be a FLAWLESS VICTORY MONTH for Nick Rekieta. Let's tally up how things are going for him this month:
  • Kandiyohi County court status: CUCKED and DISGRACED by Nick Rekieta every stream WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Probation rules: IGNORED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Cocaine status: ENTIRELY SNORTED
  • Galaxy Gas status: COMPLETELY HUFFED
  • Church Community status: DISGRACED by PRUDE revelations
  • Montagraph status: DEFAMED WITHOUT (serious) CONSEQUENCES, legal fund still missing over 80% of its goal.
  • Aaron status: SILENCED and BANKRUPTED after losing his revenge porn case and being forced to fork over an entire KNU
  • Body Cam Footage publication status: DENIED and BALLDOWASHED POST HASTE
  • Keanu status: GOODWILL LOST after hosting the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Gabe Hoffman
  • Israel status: DIPLOMATIC CRISIS after Gabe Hoffman's role hyping what turned out to be the SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM with Keanu
  • Kiwi Farms status: BLUEBALLED by SNOOZEFEST NOTHINGBURGER STREAM, DISGRACED as a BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS
  • Joshua Moon status: MISSING, EXPOSED AS A BRONY BY OUR NEW LORD CARDPOSTING
  • Disagreeable side hoe April status: DISCARDED WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
  • Disagreeable Wife status: BATTERED and MONETIZED
  • Disagreeable Son status: CHOKESLAMMED ONTO A FUCKING WALL
Am I missing anything here?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
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You're missing a few:

Liver Status: ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!
Penis Status: FELTED! ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FTW!
Children status: FUCKING DEVASTATED! PEAK TRAUMA REACHED!

Stay tuned for when Nick EPICALLY OWNS his respiratory system and heart! DIES SO FUCKING HARD every other celebrity OD looks BITCH MADE! HE'S GONNA MEGA OVERDOSE, BOYS!
 
Is that the Aaron baseball bat story?
I don't think so, there was another story of Nick and Kayla out on the lawn while Nick screamed "HIT ME" with no bats involved. Either it's the same story as Gabe's, or it happened more than once, but either way it's not new.
 
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