🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[whalebiologist]

It’s hilarious to me how all those early 2000s memes „notices your bulge OwO” are 100% true when it comes to ERP furfags.
Maldy tried so hard to distance himself from his degenerate past and rebrand to this deep voice programmer/life mentor, but you can’t escape the furfaggotry. Not after something like this. He’s not as big as fagstiny or the turkroach and doesn’t have as devoted of a fanbase. This shit will haunt him forever. In many ways this is even worse than mana gem. It’s hard to explain that one to non-WoW players. But every youtube normie knows what gay furry sexting is. The fake image he created for himself is fucking over.
And I won’t be surprised if some more degens from that server he screwed over will stir up more drama.
Also-ferretfucker.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Maldy tried so hard to distance himself from his degenerate past and rebrand to this deep voice programmer/life mentor, but you can’t escape the furfaggotry.

Once you put on the balldo digital fursuit, you can't take it off

 

[limbdiction]

It's funny to me that he always signals that he's ashamed of his sexuality. While lying about the ERP being fake, he says "I'm not some hyper sexual freak" and "I turned down his advances." He constantly misgenders Shaye. We know he's a tranny fucking furry faggot with bathroom dildo gnomes, yet he has to present an image of being a strong intelligent man. Which to him means letting everyone know that his partner actually has a vagina and he totally turned down the gay chink sex weirdo.

 

[whalebiologist]

It's funny to me that he always signals that he's ashamed of his sexuality.

He is such a narcissist delusional cunt that he started to believe his own bullshit. It would be much better for him to own it. "Yeah, I'm a furry, I'm bi, I engaged in some cringe ass shit furfag ERP in the past and fucked chink bussy, what about it?" But he's too retarded and too far up his own ass to do anything but deny even when all evidence proves otherwise. There are so many fucking examples of ecelebs admitting for once that they fucked up but vow to do better and their fanbase usually reacts positively.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Jason ignoring the gay twink chink and continuing business as usual:

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How will this drama end? Place your bets.
Speculating that this lyric drama will stick around akin to the mana gem drama. If he's still in an open relationship with Shae there's a non zero chance he has other jilted gay ex lovers

 

[Mad_Dog]

Once you put on the balldo digital fursuit, you can't take it off

My balldo is stuck in my fursuit

 

[whalebiologist]

Jason ignoring the gay twink chink and continuing business as usual:
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How will this drama end? Place your bets.
Speculating that this lyric drama will stick around akin to the mana gem drama. If he's still in an open relationship with Shae there's a non zero chance he has other jilted gay ex lovers

He’ll do damage control as usual but in a month or two another fag will come out exposing more shit. They smell blood now. It’s like metoo. I also expect him to delay heartbound forever. If he dares to release any sort of alpha it will get torn to shreds. That would be career suicide.

 

[Yapping1337]

He will do some damage control to convince his low IQ followers he was a victim once again, that is how he deals with everything. Every time something happens he is the victim and did nothing wrong.

 

[cigint]

They smell blood now. It’s like metoo. I also expect him to delay heartbound forever.

Yeah he totally would have developed and released the game, but now he can't because of the fag drama. After all the game is practically 99.9% complete (for seven years).

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Srs question about his pooner wife: Does she go by any pronouns or is Mald deliberately misgendering her all the time? Would be an amazing narcissistic power play, but it clashes brutally with his sage persona he's trying to cultivate. I see him calling her "she" all the time, but she's only referring to herself with male pronouns.

 

[alogatog]

Yeah he totally would have developed and released the game, but now he can't because of the fag drama. After all the game is practically 99.9% complete (for seven years).

Must be one big bush-level spec-ops false flag mission

 

[Dfackt0]

Srs question about his pooner wife: Does she go by any pronouns or is Mald deliberately misgendering her all the time? Would be an amazing narcissistic power play, but it clashes brutally with his sage persona he's trying to cultivate. I see him calling her "she" all the time, but she's only referring to herself with male pronouns.

It could be an attempt to keep people from getting the idea hes gay right off the bat, having to explain over and over that hes with a mentally ill pooner may be tiresome, and he already has dirt being flung at him from being a cringe furry
at this point it would be less work to say hes a gay retard than to deny a growing pile of evidence that says otherwise

 

[GeldKampf]

Srs question about his pooner wife: Does she go by any pronouns or is Mald deliberately misgendering her all the time? Would be an amazing narcissistic power play, but it clashes brutally with his sage persona he's trying to cultivate. I see him calling her "she" all the time, but she's only referring to herself with male pronouns.

I think it's both a habit and his lack of respect for her. In the troon world misgendering is a big no-no and he knows this, he just doesn't give a fuck because he has always viewed her as a girl and probably encouraged her to transition knowing it'd make her less mentally stable and thus easier to manipulate. Clearly he's got a thing for boys too and what's better than a "boy" with a pussy?

 

[SlyVMan]

Looks like he got viewbotted again a few days ago. I kinda wonder if it's him doing this to boost his numbers.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

I think it's both a habit and his lack of respect for her. In the troon world misgendering is a big no-no and he knows this, he just doesn't give a fuck because he has always viewed her as a girl and probably encouraged her to transition knowing it'd make her less mentally stable and thus easier to manipulate. Clearly he's got a thing for boys too and what's better than a "boy" with a pussy?

I think this is overthinking this tism too much, pronoun fuckery is vague and retarded by design, especially online she could always go "oh acktually im genderfluid" and any previous slights are ignored or forgotten.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

I think this is overthinking this tism too much, pronoun fuckery is vague and retarded by design, especially online she could always go "oh acktually im genderfluid" and any previous slights are ignored or forgotten.

True, but Jason is an ass and it might be a big tell he doesn't care about her. (surprise)

 

[Fagliacci]

I kinda wonder if it's him doing this to boost his numbers.

I highly doubt it would be Mald doing it, viewbotting a huge spike like that has no benefit to his stream. It's also probably not going to harm him at all, it's pretty common for streamers to get viewbotted to make them seem suspicious.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Found this response to LyricWulfs ERP logs and it's chuckle worthy:

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How could Pirate Software romantically reciprocate when he was clearly empty on mana reserves bro? Insane behavior.

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Anyways heres the full tweet archive just to make Mald mald.

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Moral of the story: don't expect long term commitments from people who used all their mana to escape a fight. Niggas unreliable.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Who names themselves “Maldavious Figtree” unironically and not expect to get shit for sounding like a pretentious faggot? 99% sure this hypocritical insecure dickhead is faking his voice.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Who names themselves “Maldavious Figtree” unironically and not expect to get shit for sounding like a pretentious faggot? 99% sure this hypocritical insecure dickhead is faking his voice.

It's a second puberty. Insane behavior dude.