DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Love the salty end streams when he gets low 'support'. If the whales knew they could get real content by not giving him their SSI checks we'd be swimming in gold dust.
 
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Don't confuse AI with NPCs
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You can automod very easily nowadays though. It doesn't need to be trigger happy npcs reporting you. The automod sees something like "Nazi" or "Combat Power", there is a chance where it will curate it.

Pajeets and UN Internet Warriors are stupid but they are not this stupid unless they want to screw you over on purpose.
 
Phil's explanation (back in 2021) of why he talks about John Stamos "I don't think any guys are attractive, I'm being honest here. I joke about John Stamos tuhuhuh, I'm not being serious, I don't think men are attractive. I'm a hetero guy and I only find women attractive, and I don't find men attractive in any way, shape, or form. So when I look at myself in the mirror I think I'm ugly". This faggot actually is a faggot.
 
Goddamn now that's an all time great melting face shot. All he was doing was shrugging while thinking during this.
 

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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
So much chill fun.
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Thanks to Kino Casino for this glorious "I am a gaymer and I am having fun" camera. He might have had fun back in the early days but now? He is DEAD inside shaking his tin cup for pity shekels in front of a small, dented audience.

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Well Phil, maybe it is because you slog through those games and you are NOT entertaining enough to keep an audience. Also, stop begging so hard and then make it sound like "see guys I made it despite the low income".
 
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neger psykolog said:
Hey you forgot: DSP isn't depressed because he says he isn't and Phil would never, ever lie to anyone.
Just look at how happy he is in this video from just 2 days ago!
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Just you guys watch, DSP is a happy person and he is on the up and up, any day now KGhaleon the horse fucker and Derish the wacky autistic side character are going to return and once he gets his buddies back on board Leanna is going to burst through door and make him smile again!
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LMAO!

At first I thought it was a still picture. But nope, ol’ stroke face does blink!

Just a happy gamer doing what he likes the most.

Honestly, if not for Phil’s pride, he’d probably take a jahb a long time ago.

(Yeah, he’d make less, but Phil also massively overspends and lives beyond his means.)

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DSP made $28 on the night stream, one of the lowest streams in a long time.

What a dented stall at the end to see if anyone would tip at the end of stream
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Ah, a great start to my day in other words!

EDIT: I like how he picked up Warski’s “LETS GET SOME SUPPORT!” Just without Warski enthusiasm and charm.
 
Balr0g said:
Thanks to Kino Casino for this glorious "I am a gaymer and I am having fun" camera. He might have had fun back in the early days but now? He is DEAD inside shaking his tin cup for pity shekels in front of a small, dented audience.

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Well Phil, maybe it is because you slog through those games and you are NOT entertaining enough to keep an audience. Also, stop begging so hard and then make it sound like "see guys I made it despite the low income".
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It's a mindset issue. Phil thinks people come to his stream for the game he is playing, so he picks games that aren't his true passion. If people wanted World of Longplays they'd watch that. He seems to think people watch him like how 10 year olds only watch SniperWolf to see the TikToks and not her reactions. He just needs to start doing Genshin Impact on stream. He can tax deduct his pulls and smile like he just had 20MGs of the X pill.
 
Balr0g said:
Well Phil, maybe it is because you slog through those games and you are NOT entertaining enough to keep an audience. Also, stop begging so hard and then make it sound like "see guys I made it despite the low income".
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seeing phil wagequitting left and right and whining about dents not enjoying his favorite games will never not be funny. hes basically summoning a new business meeting every day at this point to passive aggressively complain that he "cant" play what he wants because he "only" makes 30 bucks instead of 80 for sitting on his ass all day.

but hey at least he hasnt SOLD OUT dood, hes keepin it real, not like everyone else!
 
Balr0g said:
Well Phil, maybe it is because you slog through those games and you are NOT entertaining enough to keep an audience. Also, stop begging so hard and then make it sound like "see guys I made it despite the low income".
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I still can't believe he thinks putting around 50 hours into a game in over two months is normal for a game that is about 30 to 40 hours is absolutely nuts. He can't retain any audience because people get so fucking bored watching him spend months to beat a game most people are beating in a week or two.
 
Urusei Baktsura said:
It's a mindset issue. Phil thinks people come to his stream for the game he is playing, so he picks games that aren't his true passion. If people wanted World of Longplays they'd watch that. He seems to think people watch him like how 10 year olds only watch SniperWolf to see the TikToks and not her reactions. He just needs to start doing Genshin Impact on stream. He can tax deduct his pulls and smile like he just had 20MGs of the X pill.
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It really is remarkable how bad he is at his job. It’s peak delusion to think that his gibs are dependent on whether people like the game or not.

(I mean sure, it is to a small extent. But not in the way Phil thinks. See Baldurs Gate where the dents were willing to pay to see Phil suffer bigly.)

He’s a stupid fuck, though I’d guess a good part of that is ego. Phil refuses to believe what’s right in front of him: He’s the clown in the circus, and the dents don’t care whether he’s juggling cones or torches.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
But we do at least get the comedy of his "let's get a contribution RIGHT NOW!" routine and then nobody does, making him look like an idiot.
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Yup. and then singling out specific audiences like his Kick chat "Kick chat has been sitting there and no one has gifted ONE sub. Come on you can do better, you are watching me after all" Again conveniently hiding he is actually getting paid by simply being watched. I wonder if any dent will actually bring that up at one point. Though we know the answer to that: BAN BAN BAN!
 
So strange how the penultimate collection of DSP "leaks" about his inner workings and current life only dropped 3 months ago: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-kino-casino-dm-leaks-march-19-21-dm-leaks.214972/

It's not like they had zero impact and definitely KC turning on him had a significant impact but the impact of the leaks themselves was barely anything. Not a single one of his dents seems to have given a single shit about any of it.
 
neger psykolog said:
So strange how the penultimate collection of DSP "leaks" about his inner workings and current life only dropped 3 months ago: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-kino-casino-dm-leaks-march-19-21-dm-leaks.214972/

It's not like they had zero impact and definitely KC turning on him had a significant impact but the impact of the leaks themselves was barely anything. Not a single one of his dents seems to have given a single shit about any of it.
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The true dents hate drama and keep their heads under the sand. They don't care about this shit. If they did, then they'd know that dropped a 1600 tip let's Phil have a 1600 dollar wwe champions weekend.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
The true dents hate drama and keep their heads under the sand. They don't care about this shit. If they did, then they'd know that dropped a 1600 tip let's Phil have a 1600 dollar wwe champions weekend.
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There's a more interesting commentary on how protected he has kept his personal life to the point he has become completely fucking boring but it doesn't matter for shit anyway.
 
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