💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
And she apparently actually thought he was just giving fashion advice. Lmao.
Social cues expert #2.
When a guy talks about your shoes, he wants to get into you. It's pretty simple. Dudes would see the most obvious thing like a handbag, a pair of sunglasses or a dress.
Want to know how he'd arrive at shoes?
That's after a full body scan.

Skelly is a creep and she's stupid.
 
While we're discussing Nick vs women, this is his thumbnail today.
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Social cues expert #2.
When a guy talks about your shoes, he wants to get into you. It's pretty simple. Dudes would see the most obvious thing like a handbag, a pair of sunglasses or a dress.
Want to know how he'd arrive at shoes?
That's after a full body scan.

Skelly is a creep and she's stupid.
To be fair, I realised after that @Vibralldo is probably right and that was her rejecting him after finding out he's a creep.
 
“I don’t do and wouldn’t do.”
Oh, he did that shit one hundred.
What a normal person would say is “I have never and would never beat my family”, not “I currently don’t beat my family and do not plan to in the near future.”
 
Gotta be honest here. I was in a DM conversation with some people, just this morning, where we were discussing the idea that Gabe might be full of hot air, and Thursday might be a bust.

I still think it might be, but even so this has made the wait pay for itself.

Originally I was upset about the long wait to drop details, but it just gave Nick more time to freak out and shoot himself in the foot.
 
If you go to page 500 or 800, a banned user was calling out people for being fantards and saying Nick's show is boring slop and that he's a drunk.
This guy was negrated into oblivion and likely mopped for going against the thread's then e-daddy.
I caught flak on rekieta's discord back in the day for saying he drinks too much. They repeated the "he only drinks on his streams!" cope. Half a bottle or more of high proof whiskey 5 nights a week. Doubled when he started doing trial streams.
 
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Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe
Considering his previous pattern of behavior, it wouldn't be a crazy prediction to expect him to go through is usual cycle of "No, I didn't do it", "No, I did it but it was once/not that bad", "No, I never said I didn't do it".
“I currently don’t beat my family and do not plan to in the near future.”
It seems as if he's already setting up to smugly say "I never said I didn't beat my family in the past, just that I currently wasn't" if hard evidence ever comes out against him.
 
“I don’t do and wouldn’t do.”
Oh, he did that shit one hundred.
What a normal person would say is “I have never and would never beat my family”, not “I currently don’t beat my family and do not plan to in the near future.”
Reminder:

Nick recently said "I'm currently not doing whippits" when he clearly is, the consensus being that he means he isn't literally huffing nitrous as he spoke right now at that moment, but did as recently as a few minutes before.
 
@FROG has his personality issues, but he is an astoundingly good comics artist.
Take away the photoshop “colors” and look hard at his actual anatomy and you’ll see why he has to work reaallly hard for a reaallly long time to get those images. Dude is lucky af that Marvel/DC shifted work to comic artists who draw like webtoons. In his heyday he had at least a dozen peers who could put him to shame.
 
@FROG has his personality issues, but he is an astoundingly good comics artist.
He takes an obscenely long time to put out a single book, and if he weren't on YouTube multiple hours a day bitching about Eric July, maybe he'd be able to rectify that situation and compete with Eric July's far superior work ethic.

I have zero sympathy or admiration for @FROG.
 
Kayla was probably snorting too much of Nick’s coke and he had to teach her a lesson, the kids too.
 
He takes an obscenely long time to put out a single book, and if he weren't on YouTube multiple hours a day bitching about Eric July, maybe he'd be able to rectify that situation and compete with Eric July's far superior work ethic.

I have zero sympathy or admiration for @FROG.
Remember what K said about how she felt the first time she watched Nick? That's kinda how I felt the first time I saw EVS. Just "ew this guy is scummy".
Have yet to see anything to change that first reaction.
 
Nick runs on pure projection, its why he's quick to call everyone he hates the things he is.
Nick was negligent and his kid got into the coke.
Nick probably beat his wife, he wears a wife beater this isn't a fashion choice for nick its a lifestyle.
I just hope to god that nothing comes out saying nick touched his kids with how easily he throws around about people being pedos.
 
Nick's on an urgent call. So, there's that.
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And, yes, "Stuffing Bev's Cannoli" is the new Supertip counter. He's also missing some of the most riveting testimony in the case.

ETA:
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