🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Billy Bong]

What an exceptional individual, uwu

 

[ADHD Mate]

I'm fairly surprised that mald didn't fly off the fucking rails after this dropped. He is actually doing something smart by denying and claiming the logs fake. Even though they likely aren't.

Nah, that's his mistake. If those logs are real it will damage him further. He should focus on it being gay drama between ex fuzzy fuck buddy gay couple. Those are messy, so doing some stupid shit is expected.
However him going never happened is just going Dire Maul 2.0. He will blow out relative insignificant issue to massive proportion. Just because he needs to be correct one.

Funniest shit ever, he never learns.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mald just released a statement in response. Archive links at bottom of this post. Thanks @itogi

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1932383350330917225

Video of him posting and reacting to his own statement:

Twitter archive:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BVNda

https://archive.fo/wi5CP

 

[MaldingFerret]

Well that just confirmed the entire thing is true, god he's an idiot.
Plus he misgendered the tranny. If that's not a self own I don't know what is.
And the language he's using makes him look incredibly toxic.

He's stuck in his stupid echo chamber and is doing incredible damage to himself and to his brand. Absolute idiot. He had everything he ever wanted and threw it away because he's a dumbass.

 

[itogi]

Mald just released a statement in response.

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1932383350330917225

View attachment 7482631

archive.today, Ghost Archive

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I've been waiting for this for a long time. I've been informed by someone about this last year as since then I've been waiting for Lyric to respond

Making an entire web page for this strikes me as weird, because instead of using simple images that can verify who Thor's account is, this person is replicating the messages with fucking Svelte, what? It would've been easier to do it with straight images, right now it strikes me as really weird, also if you click on the message time, you get pushed into an archive of entire conversation's from Telegram, hosted by this guy, so there is literally no confirmation any of these messages are real because this complete fucking retard can't click the screenshot button.
I assume some of these things may be true, I am predisposed to hate the ferret fucker, however, this starts as complete and utter nothing since its about being groomed at 20 years of age.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Making an entire web page for this strikes me as weird, because instead of using simple images that can verify who Thor's account is, this person is replicating the messages with fucking Svelte, what? It would've been easier to do it with straight images, right now it strikes me as really weird, also if you click on the message time, you get pushed into an archive of entire conversation's from Telegram, hosted by this guy, so there is literally no confirmation any of these messages are real because this complete fucking retard can't click the screenshot button.

Screenshots are as easy to fabricate really. Dud is just that autistic. Nowadays if someone puts effort you can fabricate everything easily.
Even recording video where he opens telegram could be fabricated given that he knows how to program, and he clearly is autistic enough to do it if needed.

To be honest Maldy might be innocent here. Still funny gay ass drama.

 

[blargenheimer]

Disappointingly mild reactions from the internet given the usual response to similar progressive left #metoo female alleged victims.

After Lyric admits to erotic roleplaying with another guy, Thor melts the fuck down and posts a bizarre meme amidst his spergout.

Haven't read absolutely everything but this right here is what Thor appears to be alluding to in his shitty defense, where he did not (anymore) want Lyric's affection. Lyric left that section in the logs despite it only helping Thor's defense that he's a man with emotions and morals, yet somehow the pages and pages of Thor gushing over Lyric and efucking were simply "edited" (i.e. not entirely fake) and they never fooled around in person? Pure text or HTML is irrelevant, this guy at least seemed to want searchable text while compiling his manifesto, and as said images are just as easily fabricated. Thor's just spouting bullshit again to deflect as a narcissist does. You don't need therapyspeak to prove that, he does it himself every day, just as he's also up at 3:30am right now caring about this when saying nothing would have been better.

I won't expect much else, but this guy did waste months developing this website, more work than Thor has ever done, so I'd love to see how much further this escalates. Godspeed, retard.

For as long as I live, I will never stop fighting for myself and your other victims.

 

[cigint]

Video of him posting and reacting to his own statement:
Screen_Recording_20250610_204226_YouTube.mp4

The dynamic he has with Khronos is like that of an evil wizard and his retarded dungeon gnome that washes his socks.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald just released a statement in response.

This just....pisses me off so bad. It makes me.....uncontrollably angry. Yes, I know the whole drama is 99% a nothingburger, but fuck Mald's response infuriates me.

Mald: "Before that you edited our logs and made up some weird hyper-sexual cartoon of who I am"

This is basically referring to literally every single sexual message Mald sent, and especially his fursona

Here is Thor talking about his fursona. Maldavius Figtree.

as if the fursona is fucking MYTH, as if the fursona isn't REAL. As if the AVATAR was ALWAYS THE FUCKING TV HEAD MAN. There's been documentation of this for literal decades, but of course, every time it hits mainstream outlets Mald has to interject and just LIE LIE LIE. Shit if he doesn't want people drawing attention to it he can just not reply and try and minimise attention to it(THIS WHOLE THING IS NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL COMPARED TO YOUR OTHER CONTROVERSIES), but if you're going to call something out, atleast be fucking truthful. Why can't he ever fucking own up to anything???? YOU HAD A FURRY GOONER PHASE, JUST SAY YOU GREW OUT OF IT(edit:I realise now that IF he said this, it would probably be another lie, but atleast like, there is an omission of truth about the furry gooner phase).

Fuck I think the main reason I hate Mald so much is because he's just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DISHONEST, even for a lolcow.

 

[McSneaks]

Well that just confirmed the entire thing is true, god he's an idiot.
Plus he misgendered the tranny. If that's not a self own I don't know what is.

From being a WOW roach to LITERALLY committing genocide.

What one year does to a mf in a downward spiral holy shit

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

if i were that other nigga id be taking these dms to my grave however i would like to thank him for providing entertainment. mald should just say yeah the dms are real i was retarded and acting emotionally and nobody would care because it is a nothingburger for him. sexting never looks not cringe.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Here is Thor talking about his fursona. Maldavius Figtree.

I just read the entire archive. There's a lot.

It's undeniably him. The verbiage, the photos, specific details only Mald would know, his stream and intimate metrics, dev info on Heartbound, doctor appointments...

All interspersed with cringe uWu texts and furnography. I can't fucking believe this...

 

[MercuryMan]

So Jason dated his artist and a University intern. How many more times did he date people he worked with?
A former Blizzard guy being accused of sexual manipulation towards a coworker is kinda on brand.

 

[itogi]

mald should just say yeah the dms are real i was retarded and acting emotionally and nobody would care because it is a nothingburger for him.

Do you really think that Jason, who never admits his own faults, will admit all of this?

 

[888Flux]

Mald just released a statement in response. Archive links at bottom of this post.

Narcissists are incapable of admitting fault, ever. They genuinely believe they are perfect. Nothing can ever be Maldys fault.

What a fucking asshole. How is it even possible to be this vile and disgusting of a person. His meltdown response here makes me believe without a doubt everything contained in that allegation. Emotional, narcissistic little retard. It’s sad we live in a post-consequence age where because someone has internet clout they are untouchable.

 

[PrestonHolt]

As we saw with the great roaching of 2025, Mald responses to being called out pretty bad, shifting blame, in other words, coping and seething, if those logs were fake he'd just call them bullshit and fake/gay, buuuut he elaborates, for me thats enough of givaway to belive he's a furry faggot.

 

[Ghostse]

Bussy does things to a motherfucker

 

[Roachbound]

The allegations have hit the discord, with Jason himself chiming in on this and a few other topics. I read through and screenshotted a very large contiguous segment of the stream chat room starting at the first mention of the allegations. Jason hops in for a bit of damage control and the results are interesting.

Thank you for this archive @I mean I'm just saying . I've written my own analysis of the parts that are actually relevant to mald's controversies.

Spoiler: Spoiler cause it ended up long

Gee, this is as much credit as Mald will give LSF(also notice his fan's use of "objective opinion", guess that whole DrK talk was for naught)


Dw just a few lines down, Mald claims LSF are actually irrational and just control every single narrative, nothing Mald could do about any LSF discussion on him. Mald flipflops again



Honestly a very reasonable suggestion from the fan(edit and reupload the onlyfangs footage to show it was a bit) for Mald to try and represent his side of the story to his detractors, like those in the images above. Mald replies with "Tried, nobody gave a shit."
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU TRIED? You posted a single tweet, and didn't even address it with a video showing your side/both sides of the incident. No, instead you DELETE all your onlyfangs vods so your fans can't even make video evidence to DEFEND you(obviously because there was no real evidence for Mald's story here)

Also

What does this have to do with the DAGGER? Address this allegation mald.




Well, I guess Mald doesn't give a shit about Lacari anymore.

Gee, no wonder DrK said Mald "seems dismissive". I mean, why even go onto the DrK show to try and sort out the situation if you continue to throw all your detractors into the "not sane" category. Same with the LSF comment above from Mald, Mald dismisses every critic as unreasonable and not sane, and yet still is confused enough to go on DrK.



No, you're "Anything for content" video wasn't stale, it just dodged the common and serious allegations outside of you lying about heartbound, so yes, nobody gave a shit. You responded to your cheating allegations with "look at my credentials"....you think Lance Armstrong would've kept his medals if he just said "but look at my clean record history", you think Tim donaghy would've avoided prison if he said "but I didn't matchfix, look at my credentials as an NBA referee".

Speaking of heartbound.

Firstly, "my life fell apart" is a hilarious way of phrasing the objective reality of growing from 100->6000 viewers on twitch

But, holy shit....people weren't solely dogpiling on you because you weren't regularly updating it and now you are, they are also dissatisfied with how you FUCKING LIED about working on the game for A WHOLE YEAR. I am glad Mald admitted he lied in his "anything for content" video when it comes to heartbound, but if only Mald could... I dunno, relate to other people's concerns with his dishonesty, rather than, once again DISMISSING them.


This is funny, because I found on his discord that even some of his fanbase no longer buy the "review bombed" narrative.



Btw, Mald reads everything

Oh what's this then

Mald didn't know pyro and tectone made videos about him despite claiming to "read everything out there"(pedantic technicality does give him a pass as he would have to watch and listen to the videos, not read), but even pedantic technicality doesn't change how surprised he sounds in his message about week old videos. Mald flipflops again(his remaining fans are a bit slow to not pick up on all these flipflops, lack of integrity, and double standard hypocrisies).

But it's ok, because despite both videos being 99% critical of Mald, and 99% of the comments being critical of his behaviour, Mald is fine with them because they're just slop vids. Now, this is a nice path to take if Mald actually had thick skin and didn't sperg out over every single commenter criticising him every day of the week and banning ~40k people from twitch just for refuting his claims.

Atleast, Mald is not going to burn these bridges yet. But once again, very hypocritical when you see how he treated snupy(the wow retail pvp streamer) after onlyfangs.

Funnily enough, even pirate's own discord liked Snupy's response to Mald.





Classic Mald hypocrisy and double standard, though it's obvious he sperged out hard after onlyfangs and banned as many content creators as he could, and now that he basically has no one left, is desperate to keep what remains of his bridges.

I'll end this by going easy on Mald, with the last piece of discussion.


Probably have to zoom in, but basically, this fan says "Lacari is exaggerating for the stream, in some communities streamers cultivate an expectation of exaggeration[for content]" and Mald replies with his counter of "he's gone onto podcasts and done it since."

Buddy, obviously he is EXAGGERATING on the podcasts too because the podcasts are also STREAMS for CONTENT. The fact that this was Mald's serious reply as part of the discussion around "making amends with Lacari" indicates to me that there is some hope that Mald is more so, really retarded, rather than actually malicious, and his narcissistic autism? prevents him from understanding certain human interactions.

Edit: I realised I should make the part about heartbound discussions outside the spoilers cause it's new info



Some of Mald's fans no longer buy the "review bombed heartbound" narrative

 

[my penis is on fire]

I wonder what Mald's bodycount is