The tranch was doomed from the start: they only had 32 acres of land for ~100 alpacas.
An autistic agriKiwi did some chart look ups on the Tranch land and the carrying capacity of the Tranch was I think 8 alpaca.
You also left out that for a long time the Troon's primary vehicle was a Gen-1 Nissan Leaf which had barely enough capacity to run to costco and back, which the troons visited on a weekly basis to pick up bachelor chow like frozen pizzas, not cheap staples. This was made even more hilariously retarded by the fact the Tranch was off the grid (I believe fully off the grid but i might be wrong). The water came from a well, power previously came from a propane generator that the Troons attempted to replace with a Solar & gas generator set up (which also ran the heater). Kevin hilariously had a full blinged out gaming rig he used to play overwatch and pretty much sucked up all the solar generated power.
What I'm trying to say here is that the Troons ended up charging their electric car via gas generator.
The leaf was Bonnie's and left on the Tranch as it developed some problem they couldn't afford to fix and was completely destroyed by angry commie troons when Bonnie came back to the Tranch site after the troons had been fully evicted.
Alyssa did a manic clean of the house, made everything about herself, had fake multipersonality switches and mood swings, and generally be an unstable munchie attentionwhore. While the details are foggy to me now (memorieeees... from the corners of my miiiiind... misty golden memorieeeeees)
Alyssa had a number of utterly retarded otherkin personalites, such as a bird that was the mouthpiece of an alien robot baby.
Anyway Alyssa wanted to stay but was told no, and had a full on BPD chimp out. Basically she was told she would have to contribute to the tranch if she said. But as munchie faking physical illness and claiming she needed a wheelchair, this was not possible. And her governmental sad-brains bux, being mostly Section-8 voucher, was not enough. She faked being unable to see, as the personality fronting was blind, to avoid eviction and at the tranch communal dinner threw money on to table from the 2nd floor loft.
Ash Coyote has footage of this, and should be imprisoned until they release it.
Edit 2: While I am all for "read the thread, nigga," I realized it's been over a year since an actual tranch happening happened. The glory days are over, it's a good time to write a summary on what happened for newfrens to read and get interested themselves, or at least learn the history of and why it was so significant when mentioned on the farm.
Agreed. There are 1100 pages of content over something like 3-4 years but most of that is speculation and shitposts are fun at the time but that age like fine milk to someone coming in after the fact.
Even using the highlight feature that's a lot of fairly dense reading.
Its not like Troonblinka, the other never-was failure, where the meat can be summed up in about a paragraph, this one has layers.
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