💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

How was Dan "about to hurt himself very, very badly" Patrick? Was he going to trip on his way to the courthouse sink?
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Pat's been using that line pretty consistently for a year now. The only way I can square it in my head is that he envisions himself doing the "stop hitting yourself" schoolyard bully shtick to Dan. These are his own delusions again, child.

Damn, I didn't expect second, better & whiter Jackie to fizzle out so fast. I guess she just doesn't have porcine levels of stamina.

Apparently some a-lawgs went rogue and started throwing unfunny, unbelievable bits at her. Ones that were so obvious even the booniest of sheboons could put the pieces together.

They'll need to so quickly as Canada's dollar keeps going up now that the world has learned that they can trade and do business in Canada.

Wrong again, stalker. Everyone knows the only things produced by Canada are smoky wildfires, cold fronts, mediocre musicians, and the wrong Dave Thomas. Seek. Help.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pat's been using that line pretty consistently for a year now. The only way I can square it in my head is that he envisions himself doing the "stop hitting yourself" schoolyard bully shtick to Dan. These are his own delusions again, child.

He's saying that he'd have beaten Dan to a pulp if there wasn't a law enforcement officer to prevent him.

Which is hilarious on its own, but is also an admission that he would commit crimes if he could.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Uhhh

Don't tell me, leave me in my blissful ignorance.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Wait... Did you see that....

ENHANCE

Fatrick on Best of the Worst when? If they allowed Patton Oswald on having another insufferable pseud isn't out of the picture. I mean Rick could easily be a part of the crew.
He's already a sad drunk GenXer Wisconsinite obsessed with Star Wars,Star Trek, and other Sci Fi Schlock he would fit right in!

 

[RollerGator]

Patrick Tomlinson wants to fuck diapers. Maybe he and Dan aren't so different after all.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

cops shouldn't act like this and even if Rick somehow gets a summary judgment or even a fat settlement out of this, there will be benefit to society from telling cops they can't just robotically respond to swat calls by kicking down doors and acting like Rambo, even if the target was an absolutely insufferable pig.

This didn't happen to Fatrick.

Spoiler: Cop sperging

Cops are robots. When they get told to do something by someone half a step higher in the good boy hierarchy, they do it. Even if Tomlinson wins a settlement for $20 trillion, the next cop who is ordered to kick down someone's door and act like Rambo will do so without hesitation.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wait... Did you see that....
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ENHANCE
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Fatrick on Best of the Worst when? If they allowed Patton Oswald on having another insufferable pseud isn't out of the picture. I mean Rick could easily be a part of the crew.
He's already a sad drunk GenXer Wisconsinite!

He's innocent. We all know who goes around Milwaukee killing black people and carving them up

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Apparently some a-lawgs went rogue and started throwing unfunny, unbelievable bits at her. Ones that were so obvious even the booniest of sheboons could put the pieces together.

FFS.
What kind of shit?

 

[Maude Snew]

Ideally, Patrick and Sgt Evans should get 60 days in County for being belligerent and be forced to share a cell for the duration.

Having to spend any time with Rick is a punishment only befitting the fat pig himself, for anybody it's a fate worse than death, which makes one wonder what Niki did in past lives to deserve it. Maybe she's FDR reincarnated.

How was Dan "about to hurt himself very, very badly" Patrick? Was he going to trip on his way to the courthouse sink?

He would have slipped on the trail of grease Rick leaves behind, much like a giant fat slug, had it not been for the escort mopping up behind him like it was backwards curling.

 

[Summer of George]

FFS.
What kind of shit?

The DSP impersonator was pretty cringe, for example. It also probably didn't help that her bluesky and threads accounts kept getting temp banned.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The DSP impersonator was pretty cringe, for example. It also probably didn't help that her bluesky and threads accounts kept getting temp banned.

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Owen giveth, and Owen taketh away.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Are you being deliberately obtuse? I'm just pointing out facts (you know the facts the court is going to use). The argument part comes later

Evans didn’t act like Rambo or kick down the door. You responded to my correcting you on those points by saying I want to suck the cop’s dick. We can certainly go round and round on this but note: You said something untrue and I pointed that out.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

To be honest the funniest outcome would be for him to win the lawsuit. People will feed the anti-white MSM with the narrative of "oh my god white supremacist getting paid hundreds of thousands by the MPD what a scandal" and the content will be golden. Maybe even a second Tucker Carlson cameo on lowcow lore.

Piggle Rick would also become emboldened thinking he's invincible on top of the world and would very likely start legally going after the atalker children again, especially if he gets awarded a lot in damages.

 

[Meriasek]

How was Dan "about to hurt himself very, very badly" Patrick? Was he going to trip on his way to the courthouse sink?
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He's pretending that without police presence Dan would have gone and attacked Pat, which, of course, would have ended very badly for Dan, who would have been immediately beaten and immobilised by Patrick "Terminator" Tomlinson.
He is, after all, a real life tough guy who spoon-feeds people their teeth.

 

[Maude Snew]

He's pretending that without police presence Dan would have gone and attacked Pat, which, of course, would have ended very badly for Dan, who would have been immediately beaten and immobilised by Patrick "Terminator" Tomlinson.
He is, after all, a real life tough guy who spoon-feeds people their teeth.

Dan would have ended up like a first, flatter pet lizard.

 

[niggercattle]

Of course Rick is pro-fluoridation. You'd be hard-pressed to find just a single issue this niggercattle behemoth doesn't hold the worst opinion imaginable on.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Of course Rick is pro-fluoridation. You'd be hard-pressed to find just a single issue this niggercattle behemoth doesn't hold the worst opinion imaginable on.

He lived in Florida for awhile, that's probably where he picked up his profloridian options

 

[curbside2]

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler: Fat motorcycle

Spoiler: Fat

>spoon
Nice Br*tbong lingo, stupid Mongoloid.

EDIT: disregarded, he's a fat american


You missing a frontal lobe or something? (art by yours truly)

Spoiler: Morbidly obese

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You missing a frontal lobe or something? (art by yours truly)

Ricky heard the "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" and immediately went for porky no los dos?