💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Bloitzhole]

Anyone saved the 1.2 giga folder for posterity?

No, instead I have done the one and only reasonable thing: Put them all in a video where each image is on screen for one second, along with a fittingly sensual background track.
BEHOLD: JadeZip.mp4 !

Spoiler: It's all softcore, but still

You are welcome

 

[Looney Troons]

Since the text message archives contain direct text messages to Chibi, and we all know he loves this thread, what are the chances he signs up and owns scotchtape?

I am still crying over the fact that the fucker literally sent him the AGDQ clip as a response. God damn. I have a headache from laughing so much

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

No, instead I have done the one and only reasonable thing: Put them all in a video where each image is on screen for one second, along with a fittingly sensual background track.
BEHOLD: JadeZip.mp4 !

JFC she is less photogenic than I am. 2/10 and not even showing nip, what a fuckin bottom of the barrel e-whore. One of the few instances of someone I wouldn't knock boots with even if I was blacked out.

TAD

 

[Nuclear Operative]

@scotchtape772572 Congratulations bro you have earned this spot of the halls of Kiwi-Valhalla.
here's OC from me.

 

[Looney Troons]

 

[WelperHelper99]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him. If someone wants to take the time to post every single screenshot on here, they can. There are two different managers with two different colors to help keep track and then everything else is colored pretty much the same cuz it's all just people making fun of Chibi except for cases where multiple people are. I also have the stories behind them as well so if any stick out that you want to ask questions or have me explain, don't hesitate to reach out and I'll tell all to the best of my ability

How the fuck do you upload your goon folder, not once but twice? I'm fucking crying.

 

[Rembrandt]

Everyone's taking the second upload at face value, I'm thinking he posted it to double down on the joke.

 

[CEO of Autism]

How the fuck do you upload your goon folder, not once but twice?

The perils of phoneposting.

 

[Whaler]

Hey @scotchtape772572, there was a point in the earlier screenshots where Cheebs used the Japanese phrase "itadakimasu" can you show the context to it? I want to see why he was using that phrase since there's no reason to be using it on a text chat.

 

[scotchtape772572]

Well, nobody can say you didn’t deliver.
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Oh my fucking god

Sorry, this is one that legit pissed me off because it goes right with the other one where another expert said he was attending a funeral. Like the selfishness on clear display as he brushes off someone else's death and then try to use his grandma as leverage to try to get out of work early.

 

[scotchtape772572]

Hey @scotchtape772572, there was a point in the earlier screenshots where Cheebs used the Japanese phrase "itadakimasu" can you show the context to it? I want to see why he was using that phrase since there's no reason to be using it on a text chat.

There is no context, he made a sale and that's just how he decided to celebrate it

 

[scotchtape772572]

@scotchtape772572 Congratulations bro you have earned this spot of the halls of Kiwi-Valhalla.
here's OC from me.
goonsesh.webm

I just wanted to goon with my fellow kiwi warriors

 

[NSA Intern]

This girl is from BIRMINGHAM uk btw.

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

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I fucking knew I wasnt the only one who sees it

Is everyone at that AT&T retarded? how do you fuck up uploading a .zip?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I just wanted to goon with my fellow kiwi warriors

Holy fuck dude. I’m in literal tears. I’m so dead.

 

[TV's Adam West]

For the sake of posterity: he posted it again, and it was the goon folder, AGAIN.
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I fear not the man who accidentally leaks his porn folder once, but I fear the man who does it twice and walks still a long us.
- Jackie Chan

 

[Wodanaz]

AT&T Adam texts here's the mega for the screenshots of the past 2 years of dealing with him. If someone wants to take the time to post every single screenshot on here, they can. There are two different managers with two different colors to help keep track and then everything else is colored pretty much the same cuz it's all just people making fun of Chibi except for cases where multiple people are. I also have the stories behind them as well so if any stick out that you want to ask questions or have me explain, don't hesitate to reach out and I'll tell all to the best of my ability

hahahaha oh no no no no bros

look how gross chibi is guys, he used the company car and it looks gross now, btw I save links to onlyfans whore pics

 

[Kakkerum420]

hahahaha oh no no no no bros

look how gross chibi is guys, he used the company car and it looks gross now, btw I save links to onlyfans whore pics

How can you say: "I prefer you'd to be quiet" if you can't say "that's a mid bong I wanna violate?"

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Gooning with your fellow kiwis in private homoerotic DM chains: broke

Gooning with your fellow kiwis in the public "are you ready for joker's cock to go in your underage pussy" thread:
W O K E

Godspeed AT&Tism wagie

 

[Winter]

Adam AT&T (The Redo Redo) alright, this time it's a Dropbox link and I tested it, we should be good

Do you have the continuation of the screenshot where you sent him the "I'd Prefer if You'd be Quiet" clip? I want to know what he said after that.