💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%
  • Total voters
    703
urr13 account said:
well, he was gay raped/buck broken by Aaron Imholte
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High impact sexual violence.
 
notorietus said:
EDIT: @AprilA's post IP address was based in Europe w/ a residential IP address, as confirmed by @AltisticRight: "The IP of that account was in Europe so chances are it's not April unless she travelled to that location and posted this."
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Here's a reverse email scan done on the email. The Google account name is April I. - Google ID: 109559026677753496275

Registered w/ Change, Instacart, Wix, Adobe, Twitter, Google, & Instagram. Profile picture:
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Hmmm... Twitter & Instagram makes sense ... Wonder what was on Change.org & if that can be traced.
 
SigmaBalls said:
honestly if anyone would be a giga edgelord about his passwords, it'd be nick.
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To be fair there was that one time I believe his autocorrect changed a word to something like am0lestinground. So maybe he's getting into edgier and edgier passwords.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I would say a Deist is someone who seeks and hopes to find God but wants to find and understand God through learning and discovery. That's honestly how I'd describe it and my beliefs. One objective truth I've learned in my journey through this life and search for God is that Nicholas Robert Rekieta's 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use, and that is a factual statement. But on a lighter note, I can't wait til AI is good enough to make a decent quality believable anime about Nick Rekieta called Initial DUI. And it's all about him driving his mustang around because apparently his daily life is like Crazy Taxi. And it has to have the classic scene where Nick tells the cop, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! FUCK OFF!"
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I had a go at drawing a scene from Initial DUI. Nickumi Fagiwara gets pulled over in his Rustang while Mama Kei's mom wagon laps him.
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
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Okay well there are plenty of women in this thread and I'm pretty sure we all find Nick gross too. Also he was fine listening to weird men online when one of them (Mandy) wanted to fuck him.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
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Come and get it ladies, if the Rugiet works that is.
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I think it's been said but he's giving an Earthworm Jim vibe here.
 
Nick can keep trying to cultivate this image as a great seductor who isn’t safe around other people’s wives and girlfriends. But we all know the reality: Nick isn’t safe around children.

Enjoy your new personal brand, cuck!
 
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Captain Manning said:
I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
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Chazzed Up said:
Okay well there are plenty of women in this thread and I'm pretty sure we all find Nick gross too. Also he was fine listening to weird men online when one of them (Mandy) wanted to fuck him.
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The only women who would dig Nick’s ana-chan physique are ones with body image issues themselves and also on ovary-melting doses of birth control.
 
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SargonF00t said:
I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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the jamaica shirt is just too perfect
bonus points because this mirror pic makes it look like it reads "JAMAL"
 
I come into an April LARP on the day Elon and Trump decide to start having an autistic lover's feud.

AncientPhosphur said:
Does AI normally add boobs on women lacking boobs?

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Dress also doesn’t fit her style unless she’s now going the trad wholesome I changed and found God now ignore my hideous tattoos route, which would fit in with a post partying drugs and swinging lifestyle
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This looks like something Nick would generate if I'm being honest.
StannisTheMannis said:
The real April wouldn't venture near KF;
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The real April doesn't even know how to get to KF.

Annnd yup there's the null post. Its not April. SHOCKER.

Smashed & Slamed said:
I'm sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.
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"I didn't hear no bell."
We've got Nick currently trying to pretend to be his former crack whore on here.
 
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