💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
outside people (not going to name them) who tricked him into thinking that Nick was the devil and that he was cheating on his wife, saying horrible things about his religion online and doing drugs.
But he did do these things...
He did do drugs, he did cheat on his wife, and she cheated on him, and they were having orgies...
These are all things he DID. And has admitted to.

Oh fuck me 30 pages and its not even 6PM.

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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This retarded nigger is gonna get the county to go "you know what? It was admitted evidence." and give it over to Null faster.
Good.

"I'm accused of calling Montagraph of being a pedophile"
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No you did call him one. Also god that shirt makes him look like the drug addicted gay white version of Prince.
Nigger is stuck in sleazy 70s clothes.

@AnOminous we both know the bar is bullshit.
Passing it? If Nick can do it I'm starting to think most people in this thread could do it.


Nick throws Kayla under the bus for hoarding whiskey bottles for an art project.

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An art project to honor their dead friend?
That's a lot of whiskey bottles.
 
So going to a hearing in person and accessing court filings the moment they come out. Sounds like a small town lawyer I used to know that went from Minnesota to Texas to attend a hearing of some voice actor and covering court filings as soon as they came out. I believe he even shared DMs of one of the defendants on stream and “interviewed” one of the lawyers on a regular basis.
Speaking strictly on the merits he was massively more involved in the Vic defamation case than Mama K is currently in his case. It's an insane position for him to take considering that, but we should never be surprised at the new lows he stoops to. There is no rock bottom for him.
 
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Despite claiming to be "moving on from the drama" yesterday, pedo allegations, legal warnings and death threats were abound today. Confusing stance, Nick.
But lets get into the meat and bones, did Nick Rekieta's stream improve with such drama in the air?
Predicably, once again, no. No it didn't.

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Peak Concurrent Viewers down 20.53% compared to last Wednesday (28/05/2025)
Average Concurrent Viewers down 22.54% compared to last Wednesday (28/05/2025)
🎆SPECIAL REPORT EVENT: NICK HAS HIT SUB 1000 AVERAGE VIEWERS FOR HIS FIRST WEDNESDAY SINCE HIS CONVICTION🎇
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Something about "Lisa Boswell" being in chat and the WhoAreThesePodcasts @John Andrews Stan. (I have no idea what he's talking about or if it's important.)
Yeah that’s a tranny podcaster who faggot Karl covered on WATP. She did a podcast with another tranny and died recently so someone was impersonating her in chat. Hack.
 
I don't think this Jo Fazzio guy is right in the head. I am not sure anybody Nick is left with is right in the head.

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It brings me a little bit of hope to see how hard Nick gets ratio'd on twitter lately, especially just after the interview with Momma K, there are loads of people by her side and joining in to felt him publicly after everything he's saying.
 
Pretty interesting video from the arrest, especially if you aren’t aware of Balldo’s history of flagging JessePS/PodAwful off of Patreon on behalf of Nick’s daddy-dick Dax. Old MySpace beef over Nick’s cross-eyed goblin wife and his penchant for blackface.
 
For just a second there I almost felt a tiny bit bad for old Nick. He's getting bombarded pretty heavy right now and can't for the life of him get a handle on any of it. Can't stop fighting on twitter, can't ignore super chats that her obviously meant to get him to talk about embarrassing things, can't stop reading his thread and everywhere he looks he sees a new enemy or an ex-gay lover. Who knows what kind of problems he's created for himself that we don't know about? All of this while being hopelessly addicted to god knows how many substances.

He deserves it all and more of course and the feeling of pity fades pretty fast, but there's just this natural inclination to feel sorry for someone this pathetic.
Compulsively responding to criticism is part of the lolcow archetype. Being unable or unwilling to admit wrongdoing or try to fix ones problems is another.
 
He's not sure if he's going to sue @ItsAaronIgnoreMe but says it's up to Kayla. "She has a slam dunk case".
Annnnnd there it is... the legal prediction. The Rekieta curse.

Congratulations @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. You just won... again.

Nick's PO does not interact with him. He thought it would be far more involved. The "physical requirements" to meet with her are 4x/year. He joked about being sad about the lack of interaction. "How am I supposed to charm and manipulate this person?" regarding his PO. Then said it was a joke and to "chill out".
Are POs in Minnesota allowed to carry? Please say yes.

"People overblow the cocaine thing." People in high-risk jobs are susceptible. (This is about the 20th time he's tried to normalize hard drugs.)
What high risk job?! You sit on your ass in front of a camera, you worthless faggot!

God damn. This is like Megan Fox's letter about drug use and lawyers. HE DOESN'T PRACTICE LAW!!!
 
Also in the plea deal ut is agreed that there is no right to compensation. It was waved as part of the plea deal.
This may only apply to state-funded reparations in criminal proceedings via the Minnesota Crime Victims Reimbursement Program.
Kayla may still be entitled to seek civil reparations. Even if restitution is not ordered or is waived in the criminal process, the victim retains the right to pursue compensation through a civil lawsuit. I hope you've covered this with your representation.
 
First it was "cuck" until we learned he was the biggest cuck of all. Then it was "pedo" until we learned he is a pedo sympathizer. "Drug addict" is just another step along these lines. We also have been seeing him use "fat" for many people, and we know that he thinks he's fat.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed how much he talked about cuckoldry, especially the jack Murphy saga when it's apparent he's projecting. It was funny when he did it to toye,
 
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Nitrous is undetectable
All the galaxy gas he's huffing is slowly depleting his reserves of vitamin B12. Eventually his body won't produce enough myelin then he'll start suffering severe neurological problems. If he lies to his doctor about his abuse of nitrous oxide they won't be able to diagnose him as he won't show a B12 deficiency on a blood test. All the nitrous abuse oxidized the vitamin B12 making it useless.

His abuse would show up on a blood test with having elevated homocysteine and methylmalonic acid levels, but normal B12. These tests are non routine in regular medical bloodwork and not part of any drug test panel.

He can attempt to take all the B12 supplements he wants but it won't work. Only by quitting the gas will his body start metabolizing B12 again.

Nick suffering severe neurological damage, then lying to the ER staff stating he's clean causing delays in proper treatment that will make the damage permanent is the likely final outcome.
 
I would have hired that one high energy physicist that is suspected of being hired to commit arson in pursuit of insurance fraud by multiple companies that were financially underwater. Motherfucker knew how to make concr

But he did do these things...
He did do drugs, he did cheat on his wife, and she cheated on him, and they were having orgies...
These are all things he DID. And has admitted to.

Oh fuck me 30 pages and its not even 6PM.


This retarded nigger is gonna get the county to go "you know what? It was admitted evidence." and give it over to Null faster.
Good.

"I'm accused of calling Montagraph of being a pedophile"
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No you did call him one. Also god that shirt makes him look like the drug addicted gay white version of Prince.
Nigger is stuck in sleazy 70s clothes.


Passing it? If Nick can do it I'm starting to think most people in this thread could do it.



An art project to honor their dead friend?
That's a lot of whiskey bottles.
It's a bullshit test. Some people really struggle with it and go on to become amazing attorneys. Others pass it first try and are garbage attorneys like rackets. Wisconsin has diploma privilege which is such a better system. Just get rid of dogshit law schools.
 
Nick throws Kayla under the bus for hoarding whiskey bottles for an art project.

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So his attempted sweep is that he made his elderly parents move empty liquor bottles to a storage unit for a an art project he doesnt believe his wife will ever complete after the state took his children away when they found all the cocaine in his house. Genius stuff.

"An art project that I doubt she'll ever do"

Things are pretty icy at the rekeitas.

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All the galaxy gas he's huffing is slowly depleting his reserves of vitamin B12. Eventually his body won't produce enough myelin then he'll start suffering severe neurological problems. If he lies to his doctor about his abuse of nitrous oxide they won't be able to diagnose him as he won't show a B12 deficiency on a blood test. All the nitrous abuse oxidized the vitamin B12 making it useless.

His abuse would show up on a blood test with having elevated homocysteine and methylmalonic acid levels, but normal B12. These tests are non routine in regular medical bloodwork and not part of any drug test panel.

He can attempt to take all the B12 supplements he wants but it won't work. Only by quitting the gas will his body start metabolizing B12 again.

Nick suffering severe neurological damage, then lying to the ER staff stating he's clean causing delays in proper treatment that will make the damage permanent is the likely final outcome.
But it doesn't show up on the court mandated drug tests so there's no reason for Nick to stop
 
Pretty interesting video from the arrest, especially if you aren’t aware of Balldo’s history of flagging JessePS/PodAwful off of Patreon on behalf of Nick’s daddy-dick Dax.

Never seen this show before but he’s quite funny. Should be on terrestrial radio!
I contest his assertion that he invented Ape though. WE invented Ape.

Edit: holy shit, this is required viewing. Around the 1h mark.

 
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