💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%

  • Total voters
    701
CCW permits are not difficult to get in MN. The state has been reasonably decent on that kind of thing. The "Duty to Retreat" decision was a big step backward and the overwhelmingly democratic state courts are likely to keep chipping away at all gun and self-defense rights.
Reps usually have at least one chamber of the legislature. And even when they don't, there's always a moderate Dem in the rural areas critical to the majority who would get absolutely creamed if they did hard gun control. Minnesota Dems are retarded but they aren't stupid politically.
 
He's still really boney looking IMO I don't believe he's off whatever he's on
Air duster/ nitrous/ galaxy gas is the current hypothesis. He’s admitted to teaching the side hoe how to huff nitrous.

Personally, he fart huffs enough that I could believe he’s huffing jenkem*.


Jenkem is when you ferment doodoo feces in peepee and huff the methane/ hydrogen sulfide that is produced from the poopoo peepee. Bigger problem in South African countries, I’ve known guy who had an African tenet making it in his room and he had to hire a company to clean and sanitize the apartment.
 
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I'm glad that Nick is now going down the path of accusing his critics like momma k of being drug addicts, very smart idea. He just completely opens himself to the reply of 'We have no proof that your critic does drugs, but we know YOU do'. One of the classic blunders to be sure.
 
Technically adderall is detectable but excusable, if he has a prescription for it.
IDK about nitrous except that it causes brain damage that isn't worth the fleeting high.
Nitrous is undetectable
Also most people here don't understand in small-town probation "random drug tests" usually mean regularly scheduled at the county Adult probation building.
Odds are his 5 years of tests will become routine and he will game the system. Alcohol etc can be consumed with 3-4 days sobriety before testing.
We'll see though, the more you piss them off/get violations the more they ratchet it up. At a certain point they make it so intolerable you're going to jail (like checking in everyday in-person)
 
Technically adderall is detectable but excusable, if he has a prescription for it.
IDK about nitrous except that it causes brain damage that isn't worth the fleeting high.
Nitrous is the one he's clearly abusing. He says he has an Adderall script (and probably does) but allegedly they found one of his mom's pill bottles during the raid so he could be using hers'.

I haven't been watching his day streams, but there's plenty of instances of him reaching down, turning the camera off for a minute, and coming back with a lower voice similar to how nitrous affects the voice.
 
I’ve known guy who had an African tenet making it in his room and he had to hire a company to clean and sanitize the apartment.
I would have hired that one high energy physicist that is suspected of being hired to commit arson in pursuit of insurance fraud by multiple companies that were financially underwater. Motherfucker knew how to make concrete burn.
 
Nick reads a superchat, reads it again two minutes later, then suddenly starts falling asleep. He has narcolepsy!
Now why would he do that? Surely he has plenty of Aderrall left to alleviate these symptoms. He can’t need a refill on his prescription already?
 
For just a second there I almost felt a tiny bit bad for old Nick. He's getting bombarded pretty heavy right now and can't for the life of him get a handle on any of it. Can't stop fighting on twitter, can't ignore super chats that her obviously meant to get him to talk about embarrassing things, can't stop reading his thread and everywhere he looks he sees a new enemy or an ex-gay lover. Who knows what kind of problems he's created for himself that we don't know about? All of this while being hopelessly addicted to god knows how many substances.

He deserves it all and more of course and the feeling of pity fades pretty fast, but there's just this natural inclination to feel sorry for someone this pathetic.
 
It's too bad that after King kicked the cocaine and Jack Daniels he decided to use political sperging on social media to fill the void. His kids actually cared for him but didn't realize that the world was better off while he was metabolizing cocaethylene harder than Rackets.
King is a Boomer whose "counter-culture" political beliefs when he was young were formed by his peers, he was always primed to become addicted to sperging on social media. All sobriety did was exacerbate what turning 40 did: shut off his testosterone production so he started making media for women. Happens to the best of 'em.
 
I can never bring myself to hate Kurt. he's just so fat and genuine like Sean.
Sean is genuinely someone you would want to share a beer with. Kurt is someone you would genuinely run from if he said the words "pizza casserole" to you.
I'm glad that Nick is now going down the path of accusing his critics like momma k of being drug addicts, very smart idea. He just completely opens himself to the reply of 'We have no proof that your critic does drugs, but we know YOU do'. One of the classic blunders to be sure.
Nick accuses people of doing things he does. I think deep down in his psychology some tiny part of himself hates that he is who he is. Obviously not enough of his psyche. First it was "cuck" until we learned he was the biggest cuck of all. Then it was "pedo" until we learned he is a pedo sympathizer. "Drug addict" is just another step along these lines. We also have been seeing him use "fat" for many people, and we know that he thinks he's fat.
 
Karen Read Stream Day 27 - Rekieta Notables

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TLDR: Random, chaotic, and lazy. Voices added to Supertips: Keanu, Geno, Viva, Barnes, Karmic. He pontificated/ranted about his PO, Monty, and Killdozer Day (if you know you know) and local government conspiracies. His PO emoting was bizarre. The trial was a 1/2 day (he didn't know). Instead, he played Procter's testimony from the first trial and then inexplicably interrupted with Kurt's cooking video. He's down to 2 screens, and the audio issues were tragic. He seemed pretty alarmed by real-time news (Gabe Hoffman, Hardin, lawyers?).
  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1200
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 20
  • Breaks: Several, and he was either in a tech or drama panic. I lost count of the number. 4-6.
  • See @Third World Aristocrat 's posts for Supertip breakdowns.
Disclaimer: I'm not caught up ITT.
Admin: 28 min late, 200 waiting (interesting that @Sneed on Cloud 9 and I get different numbers; their screenshot said 300), set up links in real time.

Morning

- Reported a long night. Similar shirt as yesterday but not the same one. He later says that he's been accused of drug trafficking, and he might as well look like one. He likes them because they're "flamboyant and gay".

Yesterday vs. today:
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- During pretty interesting defense witness testimony and providing very little commentary, Nick rings in with: "I just wanna get to Supertips! What is this garbage?" Later, "I was hoping for a break!" and "I'm so bored!" Nick was tweeting during most of this testimony with stuff like this:
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Later, this crazy Tweeting continued while streaming, as archived here.

- Doesn't want to add Alex Jones' voice to Supertips bc he's focused on people who relate to his channel.

- Pontificates on Killdozer Day to honor a man who destroyed his town for "honorable reasons" and "sometimes reasonable men must take unreasonable actions" because he [Heedmeyer] was pushed to". Did a toast for Heemeyer: freedom from government. (The parallels were obvious.)

- Something about "Lisa Boswell" being in chat and the WhoAreThesePodcasts @John Andrews Stan. (I have no idea what he's talking about or if it's important.)

- During a court break, he read new motions in the case. He doesn't understand the history of the admissibility of these witnesses and therefore knows nothing about their importance.

- Regarding Kandiyohi County: "I've been done dirty, man!" He referenced "unlawful disclosures".

- He's not sure if he's going to sue @ItsAaronIgnoreMe but says it's up to Kayla. "She has a slam dunk case". And, "It's not up to me. She was the one who was 'victimized." Denies the rumors that he's behind the RP case. "Serving justice would be very sweet." Referenced Alford, etc.

- Nick's feed was lagging due to his laptop. It was painful; he realized he needed a "suplimenatal power supply" for his system.

- Witness testimony: Accused the most normie mom/pharmacist witness of being a swinger. (WHAT?)

- He may get an "airbrush" filter/lens. (I was a little unclear on this.)

- Drousy boy. This is a yawn.
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- Went offscreen abruptly after a call around noon CT.
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- No drug test today.

Court Ended

- Nick's PO does not interact with him. He thought it would be far more involved. The "physical requirements" to meet with her are 4x/year. He joked about being sad about the lack of interaction. "How am I supposed to charm and manipulate this person?" regarding his PO. Then said it was a joke and to "chill out".

- He "wants to foster that relationship" due to his detractors. Otherwise, the PO will get bombarded by "weirdos". Then says that he's "different from most parolees". [This should probably be clipped, imo, if it hasen't already.]

- He pays $250/year for being on probation; they never searched his butt hole when he is arrested even for the coughing to extract substances. Jokes that he was disappointed. He says he has "demonstrated success" with being compliant on drug tests during the CPS case.


- "People overblow the cocaine thing." People in high-risk jobs are susceptible. (This is about the 20th time he's tried to normalize hard drugs.)

- Coped about Monty and accusing people of being a pedo. "I had every reason to believe he is one", etc. (Monty should probably know about this brief rant.)

- He's going to try to get a Monty voice on Supertips!

- A chatter called out his hand and said it's due to it sitting on his desk. Note the sore:
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- SERIOUS audio issues as if he were under deep audio water. This new mod may not recover. They were relentless in trying to help Nick. It wasn't going well:
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- Took ANOTHER abrupt break around 1:00 PM CT. He looked alarmed. Another one around 90 minutes later.
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- After watching some of the first trial, he inexplicably he pivoted to watching KURT making eggs. His serious audio issues made his commentary indiscernible.
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- His empty liquor bottles are in a storage unit for a future art project that Kayla will probably never do.

- He hates having 2 screens and whined about how the closest Best Buy was an hour away.

- On the bodycam: pics, he said he has no idea how to use MacBook Editor, and "I'm sorry that these are the photos that the cops took while I was being arrested." Said that CPS took no pics.

- Asked his audience to watch his recap vids he's posted because "I desperately want them to have views on them." He claims they're not just clips. He tries to add commentary. (I have not fact-checked this.)

- He's working on lining up new interviews, including Burkhart and Turtle Boy.

- He may transition from this trial to the Cash Out trial but he couldn't recall the man's rap name.... he joked that it involves"rape servitude" and is therefore interesting.

- Ended by thanking those who have adopted Supertips and claims that 2 creators are "above him" in Superchat earnings. He plans to correct that. He then says that Supertips are helping him pay for his family after a year of not working.
What Nick does NOT understand about this case:

- The TIMELINE and how EVERYTHING hinges on this for Karen Read. Nick has no clue about the details and doesn't care.

- The details of witness involvement with Turtle Boy (Aiden Kearney) and "witness intimidation," even though it's been all over the news and guides much of the Judge's rulings.

- How the FBI investigation has muddled up everything because they have not filed charges, and Judge Bev inexplicably refused to let almost all of their discoveries into the trial.

- He seems to care little about the chain of custody issues, which also means EVERYTHING. Procter held onto evidence for weeks, if not months and possibly corrupted it.

- He has no understanding of Boston-Irish parochial towns. No, Nick, men don't tend to kiss their girlfriends on the fucking forehead in these towns. Go watch Good Will Hunting or Mystic River and get back to streaming when you catch up.

In short, he's done no homework, doesn't care, and has probably spent less than 10 min. to google the background. It's embarrassing.
 
outside people (not going to name them) who tricked him into thinking that Nick was the devil and that he was cheating on his wife, saying horrible things about his religion online and doing drugs.
But he did do these things...
He did do drugs, he did cheat on his wife, and she cheated on him, and they were having orgies...
These are all things he DID. And has admitted to.

Oh fuck me 30 pages and its not even 6PM.

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:
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This retarded nigger is gonna get the county to go "you know what? It was admitted evidence." and give it over to Null faster.
Good.

"I'm accused of calling Montagraph of being a pedophile"
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No you did call him one. Also god that shirt makes him look like the drug addicted gay white version of Prince.
Nigger is stuck in sleazy 70s clothes.

@AnOminous we both know the bar is bullshit.
Passing it? If Nick can do it I'm starting to think most people in this thread could do it.


Nick throws Kayla under the bus for hoarding whiskey bottles for an art project.

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An art project to honor their dead friend?
That's a lot of whiskey bottles.
 
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