💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

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  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

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    699
Crazy how he is now pushing that the community didn’t get him arrested, now the pastor is old and stupid (his words) and there were outside people (not going to name them) who tricked him into thinking that Nick was the devil and that he was cheating on his wife, saying horrible things about his religion online and doing drugs.

Sure he did all those things but the pastor is still old and stupid for believing the outside people even though they were dead on. I don’t think he understands that you can’t dismiss someone as stupid when the things they believe turn out to be true.

On top of that he still keeps thinking that no one knew about his drug use and that the three of them were just a normal family taking care of the kids 99% of the time, everyone knew, if we the audience can see you high out of your mind where you should be your most controlled, then so can your relatives, so can your old aged pastor, and especially your kids. No one was going to accept his freak lifestyle, he was almost divorced before the cops even showed.

He really needs to stop acting like the government and the internet haters ruined his life, that’s where he’s at right now, he probably thinks that if no one intervened he would have gotten his drug use under control and none of the poly stuff would have gotten out. He will never think he deserved to get caught.
 
They're a rather rich family in the area, and they are involved in law. It stands to reason that locals "in-the-know" (meaning not the usual riff raff) would probably be aware that getting on their bad side is bound to lead to trouble

Given all this, wouldn't the easiest course of action to have been to not bother to raid Rekieta's house in the first place? Also, none of it stopped the judge dishing out a sentence at the high end of the tariff.
 
I was looking at the stream where Kayla gave him the now verboten whiskey picture. He really does a bad job hiding how disappointed he was with it. I think he's been pretty sick of Lady Rackets for a long time
Say what you want about Nick's current array of shitty art, but boy am I glad to be free from seeing this abomination of a painting. It stinks so much it's almost admirable.
 
there were outside people (not going to name them) who tricked him into thinking that Nick was the devil and that he was cheating on his wife, saying horrible things about his religion online and doing drugs.
How DARE somebody 'trick' the pastor by...(checks notes) telling the truth.
 
Tyle funniest shit Aaron can do is just get a restraining order against Skeletor. That's 50% of Nick's "content" and 100% of his remaining passion in life obliterated. He'd blow up his nitrous tank on stream.
 
Was there more to Nick Rekieta being BANNED from teaching Sunday School than just his heretical beliefs? I'm just asking questions!
It's all on the table. Anything goes in Balldo World. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed the kids porn.

"It's funny! Look! They're dressed like Ash, Brock, and Misty! The kids think it's funny!"
 
Tyle funniest shit Aaron can do is just get a restraining order against Skeletor. That's 50% of Nick's "content" and 100% of his remaining passion in life obliterated. He'd blow up his nitrous tank on stream.
Agreed. It would also be the fastest way to put him in jail.

You know he can’t keep Aaron’s name out of his mouth when high and getting a few prodding pedotips.

It would be particularly funny if Aaron got a restraining order for him and not for Melton.

Nick would hover around MapTon like a file around a turd and break the order in no time.
 
I'm currently catching up on Meme Copium's latest stream. Around 12 minutes in, he shares a rather juicy bit of gossip.
Apparently Faran received a shower call from Nick (who was crying) after their little slap fight on Twitter, and he admitted that his biggest fear was "everybody figuring out he just doesn't know that much about the law."
I'm taking it with a huge grain of salt, but it sounds plausible enough to me.
He probably just begged not to share DMs because we all know he loves walls of text and manipulating with his sad boi routine
 
He probably just begged not to share DMs because we all know he loves walls of text and manipulating with his sad boi routine
About half an hour later in the stream (about 43 minutes in), Copium drops another zinger.
He alleges that when Nick was trying to get into Faran's pants, she shot him down by saying something to the effect of "Oh, you're not my type, Andrew (Legal Mindset) is more my kinda guy."
Same caveats apply here. It's all gossip, possibly bullshit.
 
Nick is not a Christian not because he does sinful things. We all do sinful things. He is not a Christian because he LITERALLY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST.
I'm agnostic and I find his theological stances absolutely disgraceful. The dark side of the force is a pathway to powers that many consider unnatural.
I don't believe in God in any way, shape or form but even I struggle to avoid rolling my eyes when I hear somebody claiming that they're 'spiritual, but not religious'. I tend to interpret it as 'I can't be arsed to make the profound sacrifices that a real religious faith would demand of me, but I'd still like people to think of me as a deep thinker with a moral centre.'
My take on the subject is that some religions are better for than humanity than others (I consider Islam an active harm that has been self propagating for over a millennium) and Christianity is the one that overall has done the most good for the advancement of civilization. However I am a cynical fuck that believes that Jesus was more of a myth than a real individual. Did Jesus actually exist? Maybe. Was he the son of god? Probably not. Did god work through an imperfect tool to improve the state of things? I'd like to believe so. But to proclaim yourself a man of faith and then deny the core tenants of that faith is the work of a fucking charlatan.
 
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I’ve skimmed a few of her streams and she just sits in her bikini and talks with her regulars until she hits 300$ which, DSP style, results in a reward in the form of her doing squats.
Sounds like every female Twitch streamer. I dunno if that makes her smarter or dumber for trying to corner the market on talking to sektur dregs over on YouTube instead of pretending to play Marvel Rivals.
Now while I greatly enjoy a nice set of tits, I for the life of me don’t understand what would possess a man to just sit and throw hundreds of dollars at a woman until he gets to see her ass for 10-15 seconds.
I think all fake tits look gross, but what really baffles me is why you'd waste your money on this when she has an actual OnlyFans, It's some sort of weird FinDom edging and I do not co-sign it.

Then again there's that whole 'try on haul' cottage industry on YouTube that's just porn with extra steps for whores to plug their OF --which YouTube is fine with btw, that just gets age-restricted but Null gets banned for saying tranny-- so maybe I'm simply not up to speed on the needs of the modern pervert.
 
Wait! How tall is Kayla? 4'9?? Aaron must have used her as a spinner.
How tall is Nick?
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Sweet Jesus, what a Ghoul
 
Sounds like every female Twitch streamer. I dunno if that makes her smarter or dumber for trying to corner the market on talking to sektur dregs over on YouTube instead of pretending to play Marvel Rivals.

I think all fake tits look gross, but what really baffles me is why you'd waste your money on this when she has an actual OnlyFans, It's some sort of weird FinDom edging and I do not co-sign it.

Then again there's that whole 'try on haul' cottage industry on YouTube that's just porn with extra steps for whores to plug their OF --which YouTube is fine with btw, that just gets age-restricted but Null gets banned for saying tranny-- so maybe I'm simply not up to speed on the needs of the modern pervert.
Maybe it’s my inner Jew, but why wouldn’t you just spend 100$ on a whore, instead of superchatting her 200$ to get undressed?

Is it because it requires you to take a shower and get out?

One of Rekieta’s first signs of degeneracy was the way he always THIRSTED over any thot on his stream. Wouldn’t be surprised if he has some anon accounts that he uses to superchat them tips to shake their ass or whatever.
 
Maybe it’s my inner Jew, but why wouldn’t you just spend 100$ on a whore, instead of superchatting her 200$ to get undressed?

Is it because it requires you to take a shower and get out?
This is why I brought up the FinDom angle, but it could also be the uh oh stinky factor.

I'm sure in one of the Greer threads it was mentioned that a lot of hookers blacklisted him just for being gross, before even realising what a psycho he is.
 
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