In any case, it shows how fucking disgusting all these people are, that a mention of typical girly attire immediately leads to the topic of anal prolapses. Whether it’s Aaron’s viewer bringing it up, Aaron acknowledging the meaning of the slang (despite the actual innocence of the statement), or Nick continuing to beat it like a dead horse. They are all rancid people.
If you wish people something bad, like a million gonorrheas, does that create an opposite good effect? Now i'm interested in the theory of balldoterica.The skeleton was wishing the cops a million gonorrheas.
I would not show my mother this website because it is too internet culture for her to understand but looking back I can draw a direct line from my lolcow watching hobby back to laughing at retards in the wild with my mom
Aaron might have to pay....dun dun dun...another 50 dollars.
Replace take the lady home with "I'll suck your cock if I lose."
A long time ago, I described this site to my father as "The Springer Show of the Internet, except the show never ends" and he understood what I meant.The skeleton was wishing the cops a million gonorrheas.
I would not show my mother this website because it is too internet culture for her to understand but looking back I can draw a direct line from my lolcow watching hobby back to laughing at retards in the wild with my mom
Right out of the box defense counsel should make an offer of judgment of one KNU + 1¢
I mean it's at the very least fairly hard because it will necessarily require a public admission that Aaron was cucking Nick and cucking him quite hard and all of the attendant details surrounding said cucking. As callous as Nick is toward Kayla I'm not sure that type of ego blow is something he's willing to put himself through.
Aaron wasn't making a joke, he wanted to get his daughter a literal pair of socks that are the color pink and didn't realize that it could be misinterpreted until after he posted it. Melton was joking about sexually assaulting Aaron's daughter.
They're a rather rich family in the area, and they are involved in law. It stands to reason that locals "in-the-know" (meaning not the usual riff raff) would probably be aware that getting on their bad side is bound to lead to trouble, when people have money and are involved in law, they can make your life hell for a long time simply by accusing you of something and burying you in paperwork, for example. It's the same rule no matter where you go, it's just easier to see in smaller places: you don't fuck with the people more powerful than you. Anyone involved with their local community enough to know the rich and civic-engaged people in the area, knows what a waste of time is it to try to do anything about it.
I might skip. I want to have just a little more innoce-…
…-never mind
Every time I think he can't spiral and impotently try to strike at random targets any harder, he goes and does it.
Figured I’d put it out there in straightforward language because using “ironic just joking hehe” Internet slang is one method these fucks use to be disgusting creeps. Everything becomes a floating signifier with double or triple meanings, which allows them create a wholly subjective scale of differential consequences for acting like disgusting creeps. As all of us have seen time and again in this thread, precise language is to Nick like garlic is to a vampire.
It seems like skelly is trying to artificially inflate the vale of the KNU. I think we need to alert the FTC of this fraudulent activity
It's...
Unintentional double entendre does happen.
Exactly. Kayla couldn’t be bothered to write more than a couple of paragraphs when Nick was facing jail time. And in Aaron’s case, Nick’s victim impact statement was hilariously several times longer than Kayla’s. The prosecutors’ office hated Nick so much by the end of it they charged the Toe 50 bucks just to say they did. I think Aaron will be fine.
IANAL, but what? “up to 10,000” sounds like it means maximum, not minimum. And the judge ruled no restitution, doesn’t that make civil action much harder?