💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Balldo said:
Let's face it, nearly anybody in Da Sektur or posting on Kiwi Farms regularly really shouldn't be claiming to be "Christian". Real Christians don't spend much time on online gossip boards where people swear and talk about balldos and pussy liquor.
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No, that's absolute bullshit.

Yes, I, and others here that are Christian, post on Kiwifarms. However, I also believe in Jesus, as commonly understood, which is way more than I can say about Nick.

Nick is not a Christian not because he does sinful things. We all do sinful things. He is not a Christian because he LITERALLY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST.

Again, I can not emphasize enough that Nick's position on Jesus is incompatible with the most basic tenet of all Christianity. He does not believe in the Nicene Creed. He does not accept what is clearly written in the New Testament. It's the belief that disqualifies him far more than the acts.

And, to be clear here, Nick has a God-given inalienable Constitutional right to believe whatever the fuck he wants. The Flying Spaghetti monster, or perhaps BALldo. He also has the right to be an atheist. I don't care. This is America, and I respect that.

That does not change the fact he is 100% full of shit when he calls himself a Christian.

He's a fraud. He's a charlatan. For this, and other reasons. He intentionally and falsely identified as Christian for years to try and pull the wool over people's eyes and court a particular audience. I honestly don't know what the fuck Nick is in terms of his religion. I just know what he isn't.
 
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What does My Little Pony have to do with this
 
Proof Nick is lying is found comparing the coke stream with what he posted. MamaK said the desk was further back - which seems true. Then there's the shelves- I wonder if anyone who saw the bodycam remember them as in cokestream? Also, did anyone ever see the whiskey barrel in earlier streams?

Also, check for how far back Nick had the swinger ring. Ex. he had it while pitting on the Sonichu medallion...
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Watching Rekieta said:
This will end only one way:

1. Nick is left with nothing. No house, no wife, no girlfriend, no drugs, no children. Boot licking is his way of life so no probation vio either
2. Nick claims he was right all along and always predicted he would end up that way.
3. He laser engraves copies of the bodycam and sends DVDs out as the 5k local gift. (j/k)

At this bottom is where the genius of Hardin intervening in all the cases could come in. Even though they are separate, I could see montegraph and josh settling for 1) apology to montegraph and 2) release of bodycam. Montegraph would love to see Nick release the bodycam. Even better is a divorce arc where they release Kayla from the montegraph liability in exchange for bodycam.
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It's probably going to be a boring and unceremonious end, like with Ralph. Nick will probably take too much of an inhale of whippets, fall over, hit his head, and die alone in a dirty room.
 
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“Pull Up”
(100% Pure Rekietamine)

Starrring:
Nicholas Robert Rekieta as Balldo/Balldosattva
Joshua Connor Moon as FBI Agent Johnny Potter

 
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Strix454 said:
He was making those trips every three to four days. And having the cash to buy the drugs would be the one thing in his life he would care about and be carefully prepared about.....because crackhead.

It was 26 grams split three ways for consumption. That seems to potentially amount to each of them doing 2 grams a day. Thats not impossible. Especially considering that the girls were doing coke at 9am the day of the arrest. They seem to have been such total degenerates that by the end they were almost constantly on coke.
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Two ways, no? Aaron wasn't doing it much and he said Kayla wasn't either which I can believe, since she seems depressed as fuck, not sure coke was her drug of choice.
 
Balldo said:
I don't buy the "saving trips to the Twin Cities" theory. That doesn't explain the scale, the stacks of cash, or the division into multiple smaller baggies. Cokeheads don't do that, coke dealers do. And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip?
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There's no way Rekieta was dealing drugs because there's no way Rekieta could be bothered to deal drugs. Meeting up with buyers and/or making deliveries at random times of day isn't fun. Also, petty drug dealing is an objectively horrible way to make money, especially when taking the risks into account.

Rekieta is simply obsessive about his drugs, just like he's obsessive about his alcohol. IIRC, at one point he had cabinets of whiskey, way more than he could consume in a reasonable amount of time. His cocaine stash is the same deal.
 
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Yung Bach said:
There's no way Rekieta was dealing drugs because there's no way Rekieta could be bothered to deal drugs. Meeting up with buyers and/or making deliveries at random times of day isn't fun. Also, petty drug dealing is an objectively horrible way to make money, especially when taking the risks into account.
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I agree I can't see him actually dealing. Too much work. But I can see him larping as a VERY COOL drug dealer with a scale and baggies and all that cool stuff.
 
Not sure if this has been brought back up but just as an FYI, pretty sure @Balldo's Gate found the drug dealer back when Rekieta was following a bunch of whores one Instagram. Instagram account can be found here. I checked and Rekieta is still following him.
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Hold it!

This guy is different in a crucial respect compared to others Nick has been found to be following on social media.

He's an aspiring rapper from Minneapolis. In other words, in Minnesota, not too far from where Nick lives.

And..... Wait a second. What's that?

He also has uploaded TikTok videos that appear to reference selling coke. (For those not familiar with TikTok, the platform has rather strict word filters, which is why it's typed like that.)

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Here's the link to two TikTok accounts (he appears to still be posting on both):
Old TikTok
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Here's an Instagram story from the past week I snapped up. In this 51 second video, he twice tells his IG followers that if they want to "meet me" to go to the lobby of a hotel in downtown Minneapolis.

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Here are some stills from his most recent Instagram story.... This is what Nick will be seeing if and when he swipes through his IG story queue, assuming he still follows this guy. Full minute-long video in the spoiler below.

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Why did Nick Rekieta follow this person?
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AncientPhosphur said:
I’m still a big fan of the theory that he puts cocaine in his whiskey and leaves his bottles out and his favorite daughter wanted to be exactly like daddy and would sneak sips from them. Would also explain why he’s trying to go with “the nanny gave my kids booze”
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This makes quite a bit of sense, actually. There are a lot of pill heads in my home town, a few of them would crush up their vicodin and put it in their coffee. Said it made it better, especially when their nostrils would get stopped up. He was buying so much that it wouldn't really phase him to put it in his whiskey at a certain point.
 
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