💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[River possum]

Nick was a coomer brained nerd throughout school, Drex used to bully him until they reconnected in college after Nick got his trust fund. Around the same time he was simping for Kayla while pretending to be a faggot and luring men to his dorm in their underwear. Would you let this bully you?
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Forgive me for not knowing this bit of lore, can someone explain the missing tooth?

 

[Strix454]

Nick has been out of law school for 20 years now and hasn’t practiced in 6 years or so right? Regardless I think whatever practical knowledge he had has flown out the window with only the basic rules and stuff from pop culture.

Ten years actually. And he stopped practicing around seven years ago. He never really had much in the way of practical knowledge to begin with. When streaming he would generally remember the things he had been taught in school. But around 2022-23, he started really slipping. He started getting real basic things about the law wrong and nobody could tell him otherwise.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Nick has this autistic obsession with cops having to prove that literally everything is 100% airtight.

He's basically saying "yes, I'm guilty of exactly what the cops accused me of doing and every assumption was correct... But there's no way they could have known that 100%, they were just guessing!"

It's like a child being accused of eating a brownie saying "sure there's a trail of brownie crumbs leading up to me and I have chocolate on my mouth, but you never saw me actually take the brownie and eat it, so you can't prove I at it!"

It's like when I was a teenager and I would tell my parents a lie that I was convinced was fool proof, and I'd get more upset at them not believing my lie than getting caught. Cause I was too stupid and immature to see how obvious they were.

 

[RotPockets]

Did he confirm the obvious gay sex? Having a difficult time keeping up on the goss.

 

[AnOminous]

Of all the things to kvetch about, the warrant makes the least sense. It was above and beyond what is needed to start an investigation.

He was also dumbly obsessed with his own livestream. It looked like he was on coke, he was on coke, he was visibly on coke, there was literally coke on his nose, but "wuh watermark."

Imagine they'd raided him before the cokestream even happened. They already easily had probable cause just from mandatory reports even though without it.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Ten years actually. And he stopped practicing around seven years ago. He never really had much in the way of practical knowledge to begin with. When streaming he would generally remember the things he had been taught in school. But around 2022-23, he started really slipping. He started getting real basic things about the law wrong and nobody could tell him otherwise.

even when he did practice I don't think it was very much. He was losing money on an office and got rid of it. Small town and all that. When he does talk about his practice I remember him always talking about the same couple of cases.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Nick was a coomer brained nerd throughout school, Drex used to bully him until they reconnected in college after Nick got his trust fund. Around the same time he was simping for Kayla while pretending to be a faggot and luring men to his dorm in their underwear. Would you let this bully you?
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Yeah, but you know that Nick was that kid who, even though he was getting put in trash cans by the jocks, would find an even more unfortunate kid with a lisp or something and bully that kid just to feel better about himself rather than having some sympathy.

 

[AnOminous]

And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip? The more I type and think about this, the more shocked I am that the cops didn't treat this like a trafficking bust.

They'd probably been watching him for some time and knew he never left the house or had visitors other than the obvious. A drug house has a constant flow of visitors. I think if they'd intended to go really hard they would have anyway, but I don't think a normal investigation would have turned up evidence of distribution (other than the kind of social use that theoretically can be but is almost never prosecuted as such).

It seems like he was more of a drug hoarder and he'd just buy cocaine whenever he could, rather than that he was always buying large quantities and then splitting them up like a dealer would.

 

[Xtl]

This cunning mind, once thought so woke,
Was duped mid dreams of balldo and coke.

By Mandy named yet man beneath,
A trickster masked with methful teeth.

Never forget this mary tale, as memory is hazy as balldo is frail.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Let's face it, nearly anybody in Da Sektur or posting on Kiwi Farms regularly really shouldn't be claiming to be "Christian". Real Christians don't spend much time on online gossip boards where people swear and talk about balldos and pussy liquor.

True Christian Kiwi Test: Show this site (or Sektur shows) to your personal pastor, reverend, priest, etc. and see if they think it supports your Christian lifestyle. My guess is it will be a Vader-tier "NOOOOO!!!!" But, hey, maybe some of you have a Based Edgelord Pastor who just goes "LOL, I'm on the Farms, too! JULAAAY! Jesus would approve!"

Are you speaking in good faith and wanting to encourage believers to examine themselves, or are you merely trying to shut down those who follow a certain belief?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

True Christian Kiwi Test: Show this site (or Sektur shows) to your personal pastor, reverend, priest, etc. and see if they think it supports your Christian lifestyle. My guess is it will be a Vader-tier "NOOOOO!!!!" But, hey, maybe some of you have a Based Edgelord Pastor who just goes "LOL, I'm on the Farms, too! JULAAAY! Jesus would approve!"

How could they not like it? Just expose them to Rekieta. He's Jesus and David rolled up into a single persona. But without all the flaws. Kayla is like Mary Magdalene and Bathsheba but with more approved whoring. His kids are exactly the kind of kids Jesus would have had if he was good enough.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I was busy but I felt the sudden need to tell some asshole here that Adderall comes in capsules.

Extended release are capsules, immediate release are pills.

Edit: I am late and gay

 

[Xtl]

 

[Sneed Force One]

3rd of May 2025
With legal woes (allegedly) moved past and onto greener pastures, so how is Nick's new and improved no-drama streaming going along?
Nick actually streamed last Tuesday, so we're back on track for weekly comparisons.

Peak Concurrent Viewers down 16.0% compared to last Tuesday (27th of May)
Average Concurrent Viewers down 13.6% compared to last Tuesday (27th of May)

Spoiler: Verdict

Trial Streaming appears to be Nick's equivelent to "DSP Tries It", soon enough he'll be demanding donos from the audience per trial day or he'll start a new case.

 

[Strix454]

. And if he had 26 grams for personal use (that's a fucking lot!), why would he already have the cash laying around for the next trip?

He was making those trips every three to four days. And having the cash to buy the drugs would be the one thing in his life he would care about and be carefully prepared about.....because crackhead.

It was 26 grams split three ways for consumption. That seems to potentially amount to each of them doing 2 grams a day. Thats not impossible. Especially considering that the girls were doing coke at 9am the day of the arrest. They seem to have been such total degenerates that by the end they were almost constantly on coke.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

True Christian Kiwi Test: Show this site (or Sektur shows) to your personal pastor, reverend, priest, etc. and see if they think it supports your Christian lifestyle. My guess is it will be a Vader-tier "NOOOOO!!!!" But, hey, maybe some of you have a Based Edgelord Pastor who just goes "LOL, I'm on the Farms, too! JULAAAY! Jesus would approve!"

My Rabbi loves the Kiwifarms. Personally I agree with Christian traditions like public shaming practiced by the Puritans. Some people are too afraid to speak when its needed. So they tell white lies of omissions to spare the people they care for. Nick is the perfect example. You have to flip tables sometimes. You're giving Reddit buddy.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick is 100% the type of pussy made bitch to threaten harm or suicide when he doesn't get his way. Barely even qualifies as a "man".

Nick reminds me of that Veggie Tales parody Aqua Teen Hunger force did.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 26 - Rekieta Notables


TLDR: "Abject disaster of a stream" to use Nick's accurate words. Tech issues for hours; almost abandoned the stream because he needed a nap but then he took his meds. Said he was up at 4:30 AM to set up links, and somehow the bracket that attaches his cooler to his processor broke. Switched to his laptop, but that quickly lost its charge, and he could not find the charger because his kids had stolen it. He ordered a charger from Target that was delivered by DoorDash (within an hour). (Riveting content of him ordering it in real time.) He watched Kurt make steak. A disaster, indeed, during an important day for the defense in the trial.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1200 (it would have been more if not for the hour + tech issues)
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 15
• Breaks: Numerous, for tech issues. I lost count. 3-5?
• Kid interruptions: 3. At one point, his youngest (I'm guessing) wanted food from a box. She tried to crawl under his desk to pop up on screen, but he managed to get her away.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Admin: 200 waiting, over an hour late due to tech issues (see below).

Morning

- Admits that he looks like a "drug dealer: in the shiny shirt.

- Whined about only having 2 screens due to his PC going down. Later admits he needs to buy a new one.

- Left the screen for a very long time to try to find a charger for the laptop.

- He will ignore future questions about the bodycam; there are reasons to "keep quiet" right now.

- During his tech issues, he got flustered about the state of his office and cleaned up the cup with a straw and what appears to be a Burger King bag. He put them on the floor.


- He says he went to Walmart at 6 AM after diagnosing his tech issues, but he misdiagnosed. (I assume the Burger King was picked up then.)

- Daughter (off-screen) interrupts to ask about food she couldn't find. Nick says that there are "3 boxes". When she says she can't find them, he says that "someone else ate them".


- Complains that his kids steal his chargers and he doesn't understand why they need so many Surface Tablets and iPads.

- Calls Momma K a "goblin"

Afteernoon

- He became increasingly stressed by his laptop going down from 41% to 29%, etc.

- Shops for a charger online. Says, "My apologies. This stream has been an abject disaster."

- Whines about Spectre leaving his tribe. He's fine with it because Spectre's "constantly annoying" and "very dramatic" and has been on a "downward spiral". "Just go."

- Reviews Kurt's steak cooking stream. (It was pretty funny. Credit where it's due. Kurt does not know how to cook.)

- DoorDash arrives with the charger; it was delivered to his office by a child or Kayla.

- Due to his lack of a screen, he was texting madly in view throughout the stream. A better autist than me might be able to figure out what he was DMing/Tweeting, but it's probably unimportant.


- @Null he discussed Hardin and whether the government "properly classified" the bodycam. He said that it was "not in evidence". (If important, consider word-searching; my notes are in real time, and transcripts are not yet available.) He said that an "autistic website" (the Farms) is not "public interest". He said that he never blamed the cops for doing anything wrong and, regardless, it's "unimplicated by the guilty plea".

- On Keanu, he "doesn't give a shit" about what Melton did regarding her OnlyFans because it's not RP. At worst, it's copyright due to the paywall.

- Late afternoon breakfast sandwich/burger (I think it was from his 6 AM trip to Walmart.)


- Laughed that Sean was "trying to take his toys away" by removing his voice from Supertips.

- He competently reviewed the court proceedings toward the end.

- Said he "doesn't know" why he hasn't paid Monty his $300.

- He ended with an AI song someone sent in about Karen Read's ass and said he was going to take a nap.

(Btw, he said he'd be napping but has Tweeted several times since the stream ended.)

 

[Kulee Baba]

They'd probably been watching him for some time and knew he never left the house or had visitors other than the obvious. A drug house has a constant flow of visitors. I think if they'd intended to go really hard they would have anyway, but I don't think a normal investigation would have turned up evidence of distribution (other than the kind of social use that theoretically can be but is almost never prosecuted as such).

It seems like he was more of a drug hoarder and he'd just buy cocaine whenever he could, rather than that he was always buying large quantities and then splitting them up like a dealer would.

Hardly an expert on the subject but I think Nick can count his blessings that Minnesota appearently has some of strongest laws against civil forfeiture.

I don’t know if the legal horror stories are overblown or not but in another state like Texas yeah I think they’d at least threaten to seize the house. A near OZ of blow is ridiculous to have.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Meth and coke are water soluble so he could have been dissolving it in liquid and giving it her with those oral syringes by pretending it was anything. Pour what you want in the syringe with a funnel, replace the plunger then suck up the desired amount of liquid.

I’m still a big fan of the theory that he puts cocaine in his whiskey and leaves his bottles out and his favorite daughter wanted to be exactly like daddy and would sneak sips from them. Would also explain why he’s trying to go with “the nanny gave my kids booze”