🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Imagine being his daughter and knowing that your dad would rather die than pay child support.

He ended his fucking suicide note with a vindictive quip about needing to ruin someone's career for crossing him. He was a vengeful little spite-goblin right up to the end.
 
Meth Dick said:
I hear my dad coughing more often and shorter of breath lately and often I need to excuse myself to not cry in front of him because I know he's getting older. Even if I hated life and wanted to die I could never do that to him. If Lowtax actually gave a shit about his father he'd be around for him.
Kiwis, hug your dad if you still have the option. he'll appreciate it even if he doesn't say it.
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My dad that I knew for 16+ years sort of Lowtax'd himself last year and maybe he appreciated the few hugs I shared with him, but my schizo biological father does appreciate it, we plan to do something together for father's day.
 
Kulee Baba said:
Did you watch his last streams. My memory might be distorted but I remember it basically being him talking incomprehensibly while shoving Goldbelly food down his gullet.
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IIRC he could no longer afford Goldbelly and was back to eating normal junk food instead of overpriced bespoke junk food.
Windex said:
It’s a testament to his immaturity that he doesn’t even mention his children in this note; children who might, one day, hope to see that the father who couldn’t/wouldn’t remain on earth for them, might’ve had a loving word or two to leave behind for them to find as adults.
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TBH even if there's a separate note addressed to his kids, is there anything Rich could have written in it that would have been loving, comforting, or caring, or provide his children with any solace, considering he went through with the suicide anyway? If he loved them he wouldn't have killed himself, simple as. He would have come up with a plan to pay back the money, and tried to get visitation or custody rights restored. (Or he would have never made many of the decisions that led him up to this inflection point, because he'd have the conscience to realize it would be bad for his daughters to do such things...)
 
Kulee Baba said:
Moot - Sold 4chan to a slimy Jap who let it turn to shit. Disappeared from internet - Neutral Ending
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Moot pawned off an unprofitable website that caused him nothing but FBI visits and headaches on an idiot from Japan and then got a job at Google and got to go live a normal life again. Regardless of what you think of him that's a happy ending in his eyes for sure.
 
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Dr J said:
I could believe that, they're both notorious pieces of shit. One can only hope that Chelsea van Valkenberg opts to take the Lowtax path sometime in the near future
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He had a thing for crazy, vindictive druggies too, it would have been a fun six months before getting her pregnant and her running away to johnny law like all the others.
 
Dr J said:
I could believe that, they're both notorious pieces of shit. One can only hope that Chelsea van Valkenberg opts to take the Lowtax path sometime in the near future
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Zoe Quinn outlives another one
 
popsoda said:
wow this lowtax guy seems like a real jerk
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Yeah, jerking to dem' tranny feet pictures. He He Heh~
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
You wouldn't believe the things this faggot would do for mangosteen
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THEN DONT FUCKING BUY IT!!!!

Also when is Shmorky going to end himself as well and write a letter about how the world needs to find Amanda and make her apologize to his tombstone about the nonstop poop/pedo play?
 
Even in death Richard couldn't bare to address his daughters. Despite being the deadbeat, pill-addled abusive piece of shit that he was, he was better off alive for his children than dead. Unbelievably tragic to kill himself given how easily he could turn himself around with a little hard work and determination, but the spite took over. He wasn't even in that bad of a situation, just broke, addicted to drugs and had some ex-wives that hated him - nothing he couldn't pull out of if he really found himself and revisited his connection to the important things in life. I hope Lauren, Jaylen and whatever the third daughter's name was are growing up okay.
 
Kulee Baba said:
Lowtax - Let SomethingAwful live up to its name entirely by neglecting it and ruthless nickle and diming. Now only used by old autists and marxists. - Bad Ending

Moot - Sold 4chan to a slimy Jap who let it turn to shit. Disappeared from internet - Neutral Ending

Max Goldberg - Went to the trouble of modernizing his antiquated silly site so people can look back and remember pages of silly gifs paired with music. - Good Ending

Tom Fulp - Newgrounds is still alive and kicking and he still makes video games - Best Ending
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Eric Bauman - Your site still exists like 2 decades after it was relevant, and nobody knows why. - Weird Ending
 
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