🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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This is one of the most bitter, selfish, detestable suicide notes that I've ever seen. That subsection especially instructing his family to go after people who have wronged him as he ends his life and abandons his loved ones, what a self-obsessed twat. That's what you want to convey in your final message to the world? Directly naming people that he blames and his exes, too. It actually has made me far less sympathetic to him than I was before.

Reads less like a man at the end of his rope unable to bear the pain of existence and more like a thin-skinned child using his death as a bludgeon to hurt others who he believes wronged him after not getting his way. Tantrum.

If this letter is a mirror into his soul reflecting absolute honesty, I do not like what I've seen. Awful. Probably deserves getting his brain pounded into hamburger meat by the Uwe Boll Demon in the 8th circle of Hell for this.
 
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It’s a testament to his immaturity that he doesn’t even mention his children in this note; children who might, one day, hope to see that the father who couldn’t/wouldn’t remain on earth for them, might’ve had a loving word or two to leave behind for them to find as adults.
 
Big Fart Bart said:
200,000 USD is a fair amount of money, but its not insurmountable and it would probably be in installments, right?
Seems a totally manageable mountain to scale in order to still get to be in the same world as your kids and he had really nice kids as well. Or well, I've only interacted with Lauren, i don't know any of the others.
Oh well. I've never been a druggie and i cant conceive of what that's like.
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200k USD is a totally normal amount and is not unsurmountable in any regard, but for Lowtax - a man who would rather die then work an actual job, he may as well have gotten charged to pay $1,300,000,000.

It's also the fact that on some level he realized that he quite literally had nothing. He would be in the same world as his kids, but they hated him. His ex-wives hated him. His former fanbase of paypigs hated him (and were no longer going to give him $10,000+ a month to do exactly nothing). His girlfriend abandoned him and was posting on SA and here helping to bury him.

He could pay the money possibly, but he was never going to have the life he wanted ever again - which is to say the easiest life imaginable. Unshockingly he once again took the easy route in his life by killing himself the second it was looking to get hard.
 
I think it's likely he wrote more e-mails, to wives and daughters, this one is only released because it was the basis of the welfare check.
He wouldn't redecorate his bathroom without slinging some shit onto chinkwife and leafwife.
 
779777 said:
As far as I know he has no real assets except his house?
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The house was rented. All those millions he got from SA went on rented shit (including his car), drugs, hookers and gatcha games. That's why he had to sell SA, once the Patreon dried up he had nothing because he didn't believe in saving or investment.
NotreallyPutin said:
Police don't like them because the rounds can, and will, penetrate Level 3A soft plates.
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Yet you will notice that the police report mentions that there was no exit wound. Even AP ammo couldn't get through his thick skull lol
Big Fart Bart said:
200,000 USD is a fair amount of money, but its not insurmountable and it would probably be in installments, right?
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Not when you had that money mentally earmarked for drugs and booze. Also he had no income at all, no assets and had blown all his cash. He would have had to get a normal job, and he would rather ventilate his skull than give up his druggie lifestyle or become an adult.
 
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Suicide note started strong and impactful and kudos to taking care of your animals before you take the long sleep, but asking your family to carry on your beefs after you're dead is a massive yikes for me
I was going to give it a light six due to the aforementioned things but to come out with a sleeper hit this long after the swan song? An inspired choice to say the least but Lowtax is better at topping himself than topping charts
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Golden Boy said:
You know he was revelling in "my dad will miss me!" attention even til the end. What a total piece of shit.
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I hear my dad coughing more often and shorter of breath lately and often I need to excuse myself to not cry in front of him because I know he's getting older. Even if I hated life and wanted to die I could never do that to him. If Lowtax actually gave a shit about his father he'd be around for him.
Kiwis, hug your dad if you still have the option. he'll appreciate it even if he doesn't say it.
 
Throwing Romans said:
The psychiatrist refused to see Richard Jr. because his blood pressure was too high.
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Lowtax was a retard, but this was egregious even to have happened to him. What the fuck? This only makes sense if A) his BP was like 220/140 or something AND B - He was a problem whom the doctor had already told he probably couldn't do anything more for.
 
If you didn't know that Lowtax was a deadbeat cheat his entire adult life then parts of this letter might elicit sympathy. Mostly I feel awful for his kids, especially his eldest daughter. Good riddance to his batshit mother, though. I'm sure she's picking up his dirty briefs in Hell as we speak.
 
POWER IN MISERY said:
i think it's because the FN 5.7 is the subraru WRX STI of guns; you're kind of gay for having it.
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It's a pretty good indicator for showing that you don't know anything about guns, and probably bought it for the memes. Pretty much no reason for owning one outside of for collecting, as the rounds we're allowed to have don't do what the pistol was intended to do, punch through body armor, and if they can't do that, its a rather worthless round that only offers magazine capacity over a conventional pistol round like 9mm.

At least the PS90 has enough barrel length to drive the civilian rounds fast enough to make it through soft armor as intended.

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Spunt said:
NotreallyPutin said:
Police don't like them because the rounds can, and will, penetrate Level 3A soft plates.
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Yet you will notice that the police report mentions that there was no exit wound. Even AP ammo couldn't get through his thick skull lol
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It didn't even make it through his skull at contact distance. :story:
 
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RIP Lowtax, if you meet the lord tell him ya done died a bitch.

A picture is worth a thousand self-pitying words, he could have just sent this:
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