💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
Nick really thought that he could just integrate a slut 15 years younger than him that he got addicted to drugs so she wouldn't leave into his family as a second mom and it'd be totally cool and normal.

Jesus Christ.
Until he met the next slut who is 20 years younger who's really just so mature for her age, and integrates her too...

This is how cults are made.
 
Until he met the next slut who is 20 years younger who's really just so mature for her age, and integrates her too...

This is how cults are made.
Cults require someone with half a brain who’s charismatic.

A failed lawyer with holes in his brain, using access to cocaine to make a dumb blonde take the balldo, doesn’t quite a cult make.

What was revealing in the interview was Nick talking wistfully about how the three of Them “looked like a Family” in a picture.

This may be one of the most honest things we ever heard from Nick. Note how he doesn’t mention the kids at all.*

Family=Two women that Nick likes and wants to fuck.

Come to think of it: Note how Nick almost never mentions the kids unless it’s as a point in his favor (“The kids are much happier now that they’re home!” Or “My kids are very polite!”) or as an explanation for his stress.

I’m sure any parent here, could talk endlessly about their kids and banal little things that make us proud of them. Nick though? Never.
 
My husband and I have been together for nearly as long as Nick and Kayla. We've been best friends since basically the second we met. At this point I can't imagine my life without having him there as my partner, companion, and confidant. Our marriage is a safe haven where we can be open and honest and vulnerable and share things that we can't share with the rest of the world.

We've actually been discussing this very issue while following the Balldo spiral (Mr. Sniper is also a former viewer), and violating that safe haven is completely unthinkable to both of us. Like we can't even fathom having such a breakdown in communication that we'd consider opening our marriage or swinging or any of the other degenerate shit Nick and Kayla got into to "fix things". If my husband was ever unfaithful, it would be such a violation of trust that I wouldn't be able to come back to the relationship at all, let alone settle for being the one he decided to keep.

I go back and forth on how sympathetic I am toward Kayla. I don't think she's very intelligent or strong willed, and she was very likely an easy mark for Nick to manipulate. But at the same time, she let this happen to her kids, and the fact that she's still there after all of this makes me believe that the swinging wasn't entirely Nick's idea.
Kayla:

- Never had a job
- Doesn't cook
- Doesn't clean
- Swinger
- Druggie
- Steel Toe-d
- Balldoed

She's a coward afraid to divorce her husband because she's a depressed and lazy egotistical goblin, and even the motivation to protect her 5 kids is not appealing enough.

She never took care of her 5 kids, the nanny the plebians always took that charge. She has no problem locking a poor dog in a bathroom that never smells fresh air and has to shit on the floor.

Nick can be blamed for breaking her but she's a spineless lazy cunt regardless.
 
- Says his dealer was NOT a street dealer
Super smart play there Nick.

Lets go over the possibilities

>Nick is lying and his dealer is street level
Cool, now your low level dealer is pissing his pants because one of his very public clients is telling people he is a drug kingpin. So even if he is low level, he is getting supplied by people who aren't. And you're doing that when it's public knowledge the government took your guns away

>Nick isn't lying and broadcasting to his 400k subscribers about the high level drug trade your plug was involved in
You're gonna piss off your high level dealer all at a time where it's public knowledge that your guns have been taken away and you recently had closed door conversations with the DA to get bodycam footage sealed. Surely no kingpin would jump to the conclusion that Nick may have rolled over on his source for short term personal gain?

Take his fucking kids away.

Give them to the slettas, Nick's sister, Kayla's sister, anyone. Between his drunk driving, coked and drunk driving, no2 driving, leaving drugs in the open around his kids and now playing chicken with his dealer, he is 100% trying to get his kids killed in the most passive aggressive way ever.

Personally I'd bet his dealer is small potatoes, but someone up the chain isn't and someone is going to take notice of the weird sex fiend with a not insignificant online presence who can't stop talking about his drug life and just got a deal done with the DA. This isn't weed, he isn't snorting Minnesota cocaine. Someone somewhere along the line is hooked up with people who would not like Nick, who solve things outside the law and would view Nick as a faggot and a liability and a no-guns.
 
You know at this point after I watched this shit live and saw the disgusting shit Nick was saying about someone who was simply stating the truth about him and hearing that he's now admitted to doing meth as well... Fuck it Nick, go do heroin too. You're smarter than everyone right? Drugs are cool and awesome right? So go full on the heroin and OD you fucking junkie. Sure heroin is scarier than coke, but fuck it, right?

You might die soon enough at this point that your kids will still be able to have some good memories of you before all the madness, but at this rate you're going to implode their lives even more within the next five years and they'll be left with nothing but the memories of a cucked piece of shit who swiss cheesed his brain with nitrous. This is the tip of the fucking iceberg and he should jump straight off of it at this point. I can't even find him funny to see fall anymore, he's just scum. I know PPP was taking the high road and still wishing Rekieta could recover and make things right at this point, but fuck it I just don't see it even being 1% likely now.
 
Kayla:

- Never had a job
- Doesn't cook
- Doesn't clean
- Swinger
- Druggie
- Steel Toe-d
- Balldoed

She's a coward afraid to divorce her husband because she's a depressed and lazy egotistical goblin, and even the motivation to protect her 5 kids is not appealing enough.

She never took care of her 5 kids, the nanny the plebians always took that charge. She has no problem locking a poor dog in a bathroom that never smells fresh air and has to shit on the floor.

Nick can be blamed for breaking her but she's a spineless lazy cunt regardless.
Kayla is kind of stuck there because I think she realizes that no other man is going to want her in her state.
She's older and past her prime. She has 5 fucking kids which no guy in his right mind is going to want to get involved in that hot mess. And she's married to an omega-level retard who likes to air his dirty laundry to hundreds (formerly thousands) of people. A new guy would most likely be called a pedophile by her ex-husband on a daily basis and get his name put out there.

EDIT: And I think Nick publicly calls her out as old and busted to drill it into her head in case she gets thoughts about pulling an Amanda and running with the kids.
 
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You know at this point after I watched this shit live and saw the disgusting shit Nick was saying about someone who was simply stating the truth about him and hearing that he's now admitted to doing meth as well... Fuck it Nick, go do heroin too. You're smarter than everyone right? Drugs are cool and awesome right? So go full on the heroin and OD you fucking junkie. Sure heroin is scarier than coke, but fuck it, right?
He admitted to meth? I thought he was just talking about it. Is there a clip?
 
She never took care of her 5 kids, the nanny the plebians always took that charge. She has no problem locking a poor dog in a bathroom that never smells fresh air and has to shit on the floor.

Nick can be blamed for breaking her but she's a spineless lazy cunt regardless.

Meh… I try not to judge her too much. And not just because she’s the future Mrs Fapcop once I fix her.

But also because she’s one of the few people in this sordid drama that we know very little about in her own words.

Aside from a very rare appearance on Nick’s streams where she clearly played to the camera, we don’t know much about her that doesn’t come from Nick’s lying mouth.

We do know a little though, mostly from her own rare SM posts back in the day, that at least gives the impression of a mom and wife much more involved than she is now.

Was it mental illness that made her this way? Years of gaslighting by a narc POS husband. Was she always kinda useless? We don’t really know in fairness.

I’m definitely looking forward to hearing her side of the story one day. Inshallah.
 
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How soon before he averages under 1k live viewers, you think?

Also, funny joke title, Nick. Beating that Kurt horse is really turning things around.
 
For those who missed it live, @elb now has the Mommy K interview from Kino Casino up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TC4EVWeEYJY
In my opinion, this is perhaps the best segment KC has ever done. Period. It is totally worth watching if you have not seen it yet. Very respectful. Very informative.
Why did PPP dress in all pink? It makes him look more like an old lesbian than he already does.
 
Btw, the man who is on probation said that he wishes he had tried the DMT before the raid and the police took it.

But hey he said it on someone else's live stream, Nick's such a genius, I'm sure it'll never get back to the PO like all the other shit he's said would never get back to the PO. No one local to him dislikes him and would email that info to them.
 
Btw, the man who is on probation said that he wishes he had tried the DMT before the raid and the police took it.

But hey he said it on someone else's live stream, Nick's such a genius, I'm sure it'll never get back to the PO like all the other shit he's said would never get back to the PO. No one local to him dislikes him and would email that info to them.
After all the bodycam conspiracy stuff I wouldn't be surprised if they just let him get off as long as he pisses clean "for his wife and kids' sake" (as in keeping them with an unstable man that's clearly still using with a history of drug abuse is better)
 
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How soon before he averages under 1k live viewers, you think?

Also, funny joke title, Nick. Beating that Kurt horse is really turning things around.
Ah, Nick is really dedicated to the few hundred viewers that finds this shit funny.

This is why he’ll never be big again and why his future is streaming to 1K viewers tops.

Imagine being someone actually interested in the trial, or someone who subscribed to Nick back during Depp, coming back to his streams now.

“What’s with all the micropeen and casserole?! It’s weird!”

Now picture Nick trying to explain this while looking like an absolute tard and huffing “…and if you don’t like it watch someone else homie!”

He’s more obsessed with his petty, sociopathic feuds than with building his business.
 
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How soon before he averages under 1k live viewers, you think?

Also, funny joke title, Nick. Beating that Kurt horse is really turning things around.
The pearl clutching... absurd. His friend Dick actually brought on a young autistic girl into a situation that is dangerously close to trafficking given her mental capacity. Rules for thee.
 
After all the bodycam conspiracy stuff I wouldn't be surprised if they just let him get off as long as he pisses clean "for his wife and kids' sake" (as in keeping them with an unstable man that's clearly still using with a history of drug abuse is better)
Likely but it might reach a critical mass where they decide to start paying a bit more attention and catch him doing something (I'm sure he's doing more than just nitrous).

He’s more obsessed with his petty, sociopathic feuds than with building his business.
You know what disturbs me? He talked about how he watched the Kurt casserole video with his oldest son and they laughed at Kurt over it.
He's trying to teach his son to be like him, and share those petty, sociopathic feuds. I only hope he has enough sense to see how normal people live and choose to be like them, not their insane dad.
 
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After all the bodycam conspiracy stuff I wouldn't be surprised if they just let him get off as long as he pisses clean "for his wife and kids' sake"
100% this.
It's clear the County and PO's offices just want this whole case to die off. No other reason why County would sweep for Nick and his lawyer and remove the evidence from his case at this point.

Candy Yoshi and Minnesota failed the Rekieta kids and everything that will happen in future with any of the kids will be their fault.
 
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