💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Soapmore said:
Podawful or Kino Casino... Whether Jesse's video is real or not, let us consider the good problem of having to select from multiple sources of pure lolcow milk tonight.
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Kino Casino is a professional production by experienced presenters.

Who the fuck is Podawful? Take another lap around the block.
 
JessePS's thing is almost certainly AI, but we will see. Between the cuck chair in the bathroom that's no longer there, and the claim of only a few seconds of video, it stinks of AI-ified clutter and animation.

Casino just said K will be on between 15-30 minutes after the hour. She apparently hasn't used discord before, so expect Rekieta-level-tech-expertise going on.
 
Kayla should consider finding a spine, divorcing Nick and taking the kids. But this is a woman who entered a cuck relationship so I doubt it'll happen.
 
Smithfield Ham said:
Kayla should consider finding a spine, divorcing Nick and taking the kids. But this is a woman who entered a cuck relationship so I doubt it'll happen.
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And what, hoping her relatively poor compared to his parents support her?

Nick's parents fund the lifestyle and the kids and who wants to risk them cutting off the college fund because you burned their narc son?

Kayla is locked in til Nick kills himself or the kids graduate college.
 
AltisticRight said:
$430 for a Lego set nowadays is nothing
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This is a 10$ Lego that comes with a licensed hero, a villain to fight, a set piece and a motorcycle. The average child will get more fun out of this 10$ than the 400$ Lego house they aren't allowed to touch. If it's Kayla's, then whatever, better investment than cocaine. But my guess was this was a gift one of the kids got because if you're gonna drop half a grand on a lego, why not pretend it's for the kids.

Illuminati Order Official said:
It will one day. A few months after Nick's death from overdose or hanging himself.
I would say add "putting a bullet in his brain" but he doesn't have his guns.
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If the bodycam footage releases 6 months after his death it will be like a big family reunion.

He is probably gonna get Kayla or one of the kids killed before the heavens mercy kill Nick.

TheArtilleryman said:
Please don't accuse me of balldowashing, but with regards to Celeste's pill bottle, it's possible that he just took her empty discarded bottle to use for storing his own "meds" and neglected to tear off the label. This wouldn't be unusual, I've seen it done plenty and I similarly used to store weed in my parent's old antibiotic or steroid bottles (I did however have the sense to remove the labels).
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>Nick isn't an alcoholic, he just likes to drink on stream
>okay he drinks a little bit too much but it isn't like he's into hard drugs
>okay he's possibly on uppers but it's like Adderall, not cocaine
>okay he does cocaine, what lawyer doesn't? Its not like he's doing weird hard drugs like ketamine
>okay he got caught with all sorts of drugs but it's not like he's stealing drugs from relatives
>Okay he got caught with his medicare aged mothers RX, its probably just where he stored his hard drugs

I don't think you are baldo washing but why give him that much grace? It is a perpetually losing bet with Nick, but besides that hiding your ketamine in relatives pill bottles in your own house isn't a reasonable assumption anyway. Nick's 43, he's the head of the household. Why would he be hiding his stash in his mother's pills in his own house? Does he want to make sure he can't catch himself doing ketamine?

Spaced Outside Cargo said:
All this post does is give Nick a reason to point and say "See? They call me a pedophile too! That makes it okay!"

The company he keeps isn't to be ignored, but I'll believe it when I see some harder evidence.
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>sure he badmouthed his wife, who hasn't, they just need some alone time, they'll rekindle the fire once they take that vacation
>sure that hotel stream was weird but they are on vacation it's not like they're at some sex resort
>okay they went to hedonism, but that's vacation. It's not like he's bringing weirdos around his kids
>Okay Aaron is gay and April is fake, but its just a couple of weirdo friends, its not like he is wife swapping
>Okay he's in a polycule, big deal, they are adults, it's not like he's doing this shit around his kids, Nick knows boundaries
>Okay so Aaron was bottoming Nick and Nick moved April in as bang-maid, but she's just a nanny as far as the kids know
>Okay he and Kayla got arrested with the bang-maid, the drugs and a slew of emaciated dirty children. It's referred to as a wakeup call. He's gonna get probation and it's not like he's gonna start huffing nitrous, he's got no option but to turn it around
>Okay he is huffing so much Nitrous that he's turning into grover from sesame street, but whatever, hes getting though, its all about the company you keep and hes around family.
>okay nick likes to hang out with pedovito and mapton, but its not like he's started talking about pedophilia in an constant seemingly involuntary manner reminiscent of Ethan Kline's hand shaking Tourette's
>Okay he talks about pedophilia all the time, hangs out with pedos, it's not like he is a pedo

You're 100% right that being called an actual pedophile is a vile and ruinous thing to spread around and you should have hard evidence before making the observation. It would be cool if Nick learned that.

Nick is such a colossal, perpetual fuck up, that you have to believe the worst in all scenarios. Time in and time out he has proven that the reality of Nick is worse than even catastrophizers predicted. I don't know if he is or isn't a pedo, but I know he sure likes to project and he likes calling people a pedo. He likes to reinvent himself and fit into scenes and his current scene is the Edgy comedy redditors whose problem with O&A is cumia wasn't an open enough pedophile. I wouldn't say hes a pedo but between the constant pedo talk, the move to diddleverse, the abrupt departure of the nanny, and the bedwetting i can only think of the words of former Assistant District Attorney to the City of New Orleans Numa Bertel;

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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
He would be seething at anybody that "wronged" him. With that list being so long already, I doubt he would make it one day without sperging at someone. Maybe a bull semen collector? Seems like it would be up his alley and he wouldn't mind that type of hard work. Though I got a feeling he would be drinking it by that load, so the rancher wouldn't be too happy with that.
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I could easily see his kids' classmates coming by anywhere he was working just to bully the fuck out of him.
 
MeltyTW said:
According to Nick the list of child molesters includes:

-Kandiyohi County
-Kiwifarms
-Kurt
-Sean
-Kino Casino
-Anyone with any interest in seeing the bodycam after he slandered the cops as evidence planters
-Montagraph
-Anyone who makes home movies with their kids
-Anyone who dates at the AOC as long as theyre not a balldo washer like Ethan Ralph

Am I missing anyone who balldo has called a chomo?
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Meme Copium. He said some awful shit about Meme.
 
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