💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[FuhrerShredder]

Dear Nick's probation officer,

Please make this retard get a real job.

Thanks,

Literally Everyone

Eh, do you really want him going back to "lawyering"?

 

[not william stenchever]

I like how she’s gone from the first very nervous and serious interview with will herren, denying going anywhere near kiwi farms, to just jumping head on into the sektur insanity with one of the most savage personalities out there. Nick really pissed her off eh?
Good luck K!

I would not be surprised to learn that the footage she viewed galvanized her against Nick greatly.

 

[Oxyjen]

If anyone should interview Momma K, it should be them. They put in the leg work when virtually no one else would.

I think Josh would have a fair claim, didn’t he give her the heads up that the video was available in the first place, and via his request?

But yeah the casino has reach and adds hype to an already big story. I said it before if the bodycam does come out, Josh and them should do a watch party together.
They’ll also help boost the transparency story if it turns out that it’s been deleted already.

 

[Vibralldo]

I would not be surprised to learn that the footage she viewed galvanized her against Nick greatly.

That's part of why it's so important to get the bodycam footage out

It'll quantify how bad things are.

You can read and picture "bottles everywhere", barely enough space to move", etc. and picture it, but being able to see it solidifies it and removes any ambiguity.

 

[Desktop User2]

Eh, do you really want him going back to "lawyering"?

He said real job. Jewing is not a real job.

 

[Vibralldo]

Eh, do you really want him going back to "lawyering"?

I want him to have to go back to doing cold calls

 

[not william stenchever]

I said it before if the bodycam does come out, Josh and them should do a watch party together.

I think Ralph should be invited too and he can drift off to xannieberry dreams over in the corner of the screen to counteract Warski's hyperactivity.

I want him to have to go back to doing cold calls

"I'm calling to talk to you about your car's extended warranty."

"Sir, I don't have a car."

"I NEVER SAID THAT"

 

[Genghis Hitler]

I wouldn't be surprised if Nicks gambit is to literally die before the footage gets out or he goes to prison. I can't imagine you can last very long when your appendages are turning black, is he going to lose his fingers? Imagine the state of his fucking toes.


The one solace (for everyone but his kids) is that no matter how many chances he gets, he'll always find a way to degrade himself lower and lower because he has a true, honest to God hatred of the self.

He can try to mask it with narcissism and trying to prove that he's actually not a disgusting piece of shit. But nobody who actually believes this would allow their own body to be completely fucking wrecked in the timespan of a couple years just for the sake of escaping the unbearable reality which was being Nick Rekeita.

It's honestly scary to think about the torment he would've put himself and immediate family through if he was actually left unchecked to his own devices. Considering the depravity he conducted while having a lot of responsibility and obligations on his plate.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I want him to have to go back to doing cold calls

He can reenact another part of his favorite movie American Beauty and work at the drive-thru.
You'd like that wouldn't you, Nicky? To put the fries in the bag like Kevin Spacey?

 

[Vibralldo]

I wouldn't be surprised if Nicks gambit is to literally die before the footage gets out or he gets arrested. I can't imagine you can last very long when your appendages are turning black, is he going to lose his fingers? Imagine the state of his fucking toes.


The one solace (for everyone but his kids) is that no matter how many chances he gets, he'll always find a way to degrade himself lower and lower because he has a true, honest to God hatred of the self.

He can try to mask it with narcissism and trying to prove that he's actually not a disgusting piece of shit. But nobody who actually believes this would allow their own body to be completely fucking wrecked in the timespan of a couple years just for the sake of escaping the unbearable reality which was being Nick Rekeita.

It's honestly scary to think about the torment he would've put himself and immediate family through if he was actually left unchecked to his own devices. Considering the depravity he conducted while having a lot of responsibility and obligations on his plate.

I don't even think it's that deep

He's taking suicidal amounts of whippits as his appendages turn blue because he's an addict that's replaced his coke habit for an addy and whippit one and his main concern in life now is immediate dopamine hits by huffing and arguing with people on Twitter with no planning for the future

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

PPP can be annoying. That is true.
However, at least they're not Balldoguards. PPP especially (who I feel has a genuine hatred for Rekieta). They are indisputably an upgrade for K.

I foresee more felting of Nick in the very near future.

I could be reading him wrong, but Nick is the only person that seems to truly rile PPP. Not Ralph. Not DSP. No one else - 95% of the time, it’s obviously an entertainment show. But there have been times I have heard PPP or seen his face twist into something truly disgusted by what he’s discussing. I believe PPP still has some piety, and Nick’s rank blasphemy gets under his skin.

And Warski, of course, has a one degree connection to them. How much he’s been truthful about Kayla’s advances is up for debate, but with every revelation - especially since he clocked Nick’s drug use - Andy actually drops some nuggets between claps.

KC is peak when covering the Balldoverse.

 

[Kazukifaen]

KINO CASINO STATES THEY HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH MOMMA K TONIGHT

Edit: Source
https://youtube.com/watch?v=drYKgXfKVcs

Balldo seethe session incoming.

oh, wait, didn't he recently say he doesn't care about the Casino Boys.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He can reenact another part of his favorite movie American Beauty and work at the drive-thru.
You'd like that wouldn't you, Nicky? To put the fries in the bag like Kevin Spacey?

He should just go to jail. He could swap legal advice for BBC. It's literally his idea of heaven.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

This is why Nick isn't getting more superchats.

Nick's main source of income now are superchats shitting on him. I can't wait to find out if he will follow Ralph's "dox your paypigs" formula for financial success.

Nick is in a hell of his own creation. He could end his misery at any time by just leaving the internet.

You are dead wrong. Nick's clarification stream has kicked our asses big time and shown us that his viewership overwhelmingly supports him. I am so felted right now I can only scream and cry in frustration. If he wants to destroy the farms all he needs to do is clarify things even further.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, ironically enough he's posting on X implying that Kurt's a pedophile using AI art
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1929625821909524574

https://archive.is/6BOMc

What the fuck is this shit?

The age of consent in Texas *is* 17. The map in his artwork is garbage. For example, it depicts Texas as 18, and California as 16 (lol, no).

Nick can't do anything right.

Yeah, but does it have to be on the casino?

Look man... again... it ain't Herren. I'm just supremely happy she isn't being taken advantage of by what amounts to "controlled opposition" anymore.

Plus, there ARE advantages to the Casino. Namely it'll irritate the shit out of Nick more than other show would. PPP can be really funny and savage when he gets going.

She might want to keep a hand on the volume knob for when they start screaming though. Poor woman doesn't need her eardrums blown out.

 

[Can of Bread]

No, ironically enough he's posting on X implying that Kurt's a pedophile using AI art
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1929625821909524574

https://archive.is/6BOMc

I'm not up to speed on the Kurt lore, but has he even done anything to kind of warrant being called a pedo?
Or is Rekieta just fully embracing the "call everyone that says something I don't like a pedo" rebuttal method?

You'd think he'd be somewhat more gun-shy about slinging pedo accusations against anyone who isn't the Internet's nigger after blowing $100k+ on the Monty lawsuit. His criminal lawsuit and CPS shit was just a time-inconvenience (so far), so it's easy to see him not learning his lesson, but the Monty shit cost him one of his houses.

 

[Sneed Force One]

This is not the only photo he showed like that:



In other words, not only is he showing carefully selected photos, he's only showing carefully selected portions of the carefully selected photos.

Is it possible that the missing portion of the photos would contain a text overlay from the investigating authority, including exhibit data and time/date of creation?

 

[Hateocracy]

I think Josh would have a fair claim, didn’t he give her the heads up that the video was available in the first place, and via his request?

100% agree with you. In fact, I think Dear Feeder should grab a Third Seat on tonight's Casino sesh. I'm sure he has his own set of questions for Momma K, given his unique perspective on the bodycam footage debacle.

Having said that, I don't think anyone would be opposed to Johm Potter conducting his own interview with Momma K in the more laid-back atmosphere of MATI.

 

[Vibralldo]

What the fuck is this shit?

The age of consent in Texas *is* 17. The map in his artwork is garbage. For example, it depicts Texas as 18, and California as 16 (lol, no).

Nick can't do anything right.

All I can say is that I'm not a lawyer, but Kurt might very well have grounds to sue for defamation

 

[Chazzed Up]

I could be reading him wrong, but Nick is the only person that seems to truly rile PPP. Not Ralph. Not DSP. No one else - 95% of the time, it’s obviously an entertainment show. But there have been times I have heard PPP or seen his face twist into something truly disgusted by what he’s discussing. I believe PPP still has some piety, and Nick’s rank blasphemy gets under his skin.

And Warski, of course, has a one degree connection to them. How much he’s been truthful about Kayla’s advances is up for debate, but with every revelation - especially since he clocked Nick’s drug use - Andy actually drops some nuggets between claps.

KC is peak when covering the Balldoverse.

Say what you will of him, but PPP is actually very good at countering rhetoric. He thinks quickly on his feet and can respond articulately when he's not being performatively reactive. I think Nick bothers him not just because of his blasphemy, but because PPP easily sees through his sophistry.