💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
Who wants to bet that they both regularly “confide” in their kids about their sex life and relationship/drug problems?
Nick striving to be better than his parents, he always hated how they wouldn't talk to him about his sex life, which he can now fix with his own kids. Too bad this entire line of Rekietas seems a bit shit at parenting to say the least it it seems to be getting worse, far as we know the grandparents didn't hang around with people openly lusting after children, and never drugged Nick when he was a kid, although that would explain some things.
 
No, they have two. He showed them on stream years ago.

EDIT: Not the clip I was looking for, but he confirms there are two cats, Ninja (grey/black) and Button (ginger). If you go back a few minutes he also talks about how much he hates dogs and how his wife's new puppy pees in their bed.
Only the orange one was seen in the transcripts. Correct me if I'm wrong, does that mean the grey one is MIA?
Good to know that Nick straight up admits to hating dogs, he can breathe easy that he doesn't need to lie about that anymore. So many other things to lie about instead, since Nick is a lying liar that lies as easily as he breathes.
 
Surely Nick wasn’t smart enough to get rid of EXIF data though, right?
Too bad only screenshots were to be had. To think that this metadata affair all started from Nick seething at the live chatter who asked about the it. Then like a resounding wave, the cry built to show the metadata. That really affected him intently.
 
Nick I'm sure your reading the thread right now. Please note how no one is complaining that children were not visible in your photos, and instead discussing all the many other aspects that do not involve direct observation of children.
:really: "You mentioned children in your post, so that means you're a pedophile. Checkmate, nerd."
We laugh about it as a joke but unironically I think Nick has permanent brain damaged from drug, alcohol, and now nitrous abuse
Nick's brain doesn't have holes, it has caverns.
With bats and shit in it.
 
they look like cross sections of landscape. aspect ratio is odd.
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Yeah this could be possible. It's honestly a bit hard to tell but most people generally take photos either landscape/portrait only in the smartphone era (although some of course mix).
If someone was autistic enough they could infer whether it is just a landscape photo cropped at the sides, but that might not actually be possible.
 
I fucking died at the casino reading
"the officer opens a ziplock, a single picture of food found in it"
"... rather than eat does he look at it for subsistence?"
does anyone have the clip
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That’s his new, black, microphone. These are new photos. The microphone at the time was gray and it continued to be gray until just recently
Hm, okay. When did it change ?
12/28/2023:
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1/1/2024:
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Momma K's transcription makes no allegations of physical abuse, only relaying upsetting scenes of children during a police raid.

What the fuck is he talking about?
 
So....something s been bothering me.

Any of you kiwi experts have any insight into the pedo pathology?

Dick has pet degenerates like vito and mint

Nick is a pet of a pedo named milton.

Then the edgelort m0lestor password.

Does nick want to fuck kids? or is he just copying his E daddy DAX?
 
>I WILL SHOW U NERDS AND AWWWLOGGS
>Posts picture of his crack den looking house to pwn the haters
>It still looks like a crack den and proves the haters right
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Total backfire
In the words of Peenistine
Clean your fucking room, you crack addicted piss stain.
 
So....something s been bothering me.

Any of you kiwi experts have any insight into the pedo pathology?

Dick has pet degenerates like vito and mint

Nick is a pet of a pedo named milton.

Then the edgelort m0lestor password.

Does nick want to fuck kids? or is he just copying his E daddy DAX?
He didn't have sex like a normal male when he was a teen. He is insane. His sexual perversions center around either being female and taking the female position (anally) or power fantasies requiring his victim to be a child or child like. He is a paedophile of some sort at best an ephebophile but that shades into child molestation anyway. He preferred Xialand before her tit job obviously. And his "wife" is much smaller than him and used to be more child like in her simpleton gold digging ways.
He is an obvious sexual pervert and like all perverts he goes far beyond any normal paraphilia becoming ever more extreme down whatever dark path he happens to be on. In his case, "ephebophilia"
 
Just a cuck and a whore having a good time!


At around 2:15 they get a question from a viewer whose daughter is best friends with someone whose dad is a sex offender.

How to deal with telling the kid that they can’t be at their house?

Nick of course jumps in with his advice, but doesn’t for a second stop to realize that THIS IS LITERALLY HIM.

Througout Kandiyohi county, parents had similar talks with their kids, about why they can’t go to the Rekieta house.

EDIT:

This is apparently Xia’s sister who’s in jail.
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Of course Nick’s latest E-crush is herself from a family of total degenerates.

If you’re a god fearing, church going lady devoted to your family and pets, Nick thinks you’re LAME and want nothing to do with you.

If you’re a whore showing off your tits all night for 5$ superchat and come from a family of felons? BE STILL MY HEART!
 
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This is incorrect. The answer is "we don't know".
They didn't reach the cut-off of >500pg/mg. For all we know, each of them could have tested positive for trace amounts of cocaine, like 450 or 300pg/mg, which strongly suggests environmental exposure.
I said I was going to write another post but there's 100 new pages, so I guess not anymore.
Go ahead and wait a couple days until things get dull again and write it anyway. I was planning to write a speculative and somewhat humorous green-text about a day in the life of Rekeita's favorite child, but it will keep.
I don't know how your guy's parents were, but if my mom ever caught my dad hanging out with and talking to a woman like Xia, she would have caved his head in with a frying pan.

And not that lightweight aluminium teflon-coated shit, either. A cast-iron frying pan.

I guess Kayla gives absolutely no fucks whatsoever. Absolute useless woman with no self-respect whatsoever.

I can't believe I fell for this asshole's trad dad and husband routine.
I wonder how the remaining wine moms feel about looking at an OF thot's ass and having their hero nip off to yank one out while this skank spams the chat with links in his absence. I doubt they're having a good time with it.
For the level of effort this faggot moron put into this coverup attempt, this dumb queer could have just kept the house clean in the first place. He wouldn't have even had to do it himself. Just bought slightly less cocaine, picked up a phone, called someone, and said "hey come by once a week or so and clean the place up."
As my parents got older and more feeble, they hired a cleaning service to do the deep cleaning every two weeks. Before the service came, my parents had to pick up and put away anything of value such as knick-knacks, electronics, etc., at request of the service, otherwise they would not clean the area. For instance, they wouldn't dust my father's desk unless the desktop was free of paperwork and the computer was shut off. They wouldn't do the laundry room floor unless there were no clothes present and the machines were turned off. This was to protect the cleaners from accusations of breakage or damage, etc. I once left less than a dollar in pocket change on the bathroom counter right before the cleaners showed up, and the cleaning lady came out and asked for someone to remove the money before she could continue cleaning. It was against the rules for her to touch it.

It would have been no big deal for the Rekeitas to schedule regular cleanings, then make sure their drug paraphernalia and dildos and such were stowed in a drawer before the cleaners came. Privacy concerns are just balderdash; you know exactly when the cleaners are coming, and you can hold off from diddling yourself and snorting lines for two hours a few times a month.

If the already terrible state of the house was the issue, they could have hired specialty biohazard cleaners for the initial dig-out, then regular cleaners for maintenance. I'm surprised Cecelia didn't insist after their last big excavation.
 
Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.
 
Say what you want about Nick, but he understands what his remaining audience is willing to buy.
Every lolcow have retards following them till death, those people want to belive in image of Nick, but the mask have fallen long ago, the same retards who pat him on his back and say how good boi he is have 0 to say about him seething at K, im glad Null got women to do transcripts, if it were men, Nick would call them fat, but woman? he have to screem and seeth. Der Feder, you play Nick like a fiddle, thank you.
 
Saving this clip specifically because, when the body cam footage comes out and doesn't match the photos, I can already hear him trying to claim he never said the photos were from the "day of the raid" despite saying so verbatim right here right now.
Day of the raid? I meant different week but same day of the week as the raid. Not my fault your imagination couldn't figure that out. :really:

This isn’t a woman you bring home to your mother. This is a woman you save on your phone as “Bob’s Pizza” or some shit like that, and the entire drive home, the post nut clarity makes you feel like a gross piece of shit and you swear that this is the last time you spend 200$ on a 6/10 dead eyed whore who happens to have a nice set of tits.
That sounds disturbingly close to first hand experience, Mr. Fapcop. I hope you just decided to start taking creative writing classes instead though.


Nick has to realise, this only ends when his insane need to control the narrative ends and he gets off the fucking internet. Not one day sooner. Until that day, he will continue to embarrass his wife and kids more and more, over and over. He blames other people for "revisiting their trauma", but he's the one doing that. Get off the fucking internet you nitrous huffing loser. Your image is already dead and has been since the arrest. You cannot get it back.

I wonder if he had to speak to Kayla (or his lawyer) at the start because she thought he was going to post actual photos from the day of the raid, and he had to go explain to her he's not going to do that/most weren't, it's just an act. 🤔
 
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So....something s been bothering me.

Any of you kiwi experts have any insight into the pedo pathology?

Dick has pet degenerates like vito and mint

Nick is a pet of a pedo named milton.

Then the edgelort m0lestor password.

Does nick want to fuck kids? or is he just copying his E daddy DAX?
Nick is all about transgression and fucking with people’s boundaries.

Now granted, while the number of WEIRD pedo coincidences is alarming, and Nick talks more about little kids private parts than most pedos, I don’t think he’s a pedophile.

He’d fuck a kid, sure, but he’d do it because he gets off to transgression and being a degen, not because he gets off to kids.
 
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