💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
You know, some of us do spend time away from here, and it'd be great if Nick could stop fucking causing shit and have this thread not be 100+ posts when away people get back.
 
Microplastics In My Blood said:
to be fair there was talk about why the fuck there were "spent" cases in his room and some people did theorise about him messing around in the gun in his room and maybe firing the gun in his room. also to be fair this was dismissed by the vast majority and it was said in the context of finding out that the balldo bunker had a ridiculous amount of drugs and his escalating erratic behaviour on stream
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Another theory was that he was snorting the gunpowder together with cocaine for vasodilating effects of the nitroglycerin to boost the effect, also called ''brown-brown''. Funny how he neglected to make any mention of this as another retarded kiwifag theory.
 
I know we all really want the bodycam footage to come out ASAP. I still do too. But: what if the upcoming case against Candy Yoshi County and the result doesnt conclude until the day(s) before Nick has to report for his month in jail?

Can you imagine the impotent furious nuclear level of seething rage that Rekieta would exhibit on his "last stream" the night before going to jail? He stays up until 3-4 in the morning doing damage control on camera, fully aware he has to report in to the jail at 8am and wear the county orange for 30 days.

He'd end up spending 30 days bouncing off the fucking walls going insane. With no galaxy gas to soothe his temper, and no internet connection to keep tabs on who's making videos/livestreams about him, or who's making xitter posts dunking on his faggot ass. No way to keep track of which of his few remaining sycophants have put down the broom after seeing the bodycam footage in all its horror and stark depravity.
 
Null said:
they are in a group chat discussing things. I'm not paying that much attention but they're scheming on how to try and conclusively prove that the images are not from the day of the bodycam footage. It's slightly amusing, Rekieta calling them psychopathic hobgoblins got their dander up.
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It's a fucking shame none of them were sketch artists. If they nailed the look of rooms and/or layout of the house Nick would have less wiggle room to pretend their memory is fuzzy or whatever the intellectual colostomy bag is banking on.
 
FuhrerMustang said:
I was serious about the @Null law license thing. That goes for any of you guys too if you want one, DM and I will direct you where to get one. You'll technically only be an advocate and not an attorney but it's an active law license which is more than Rackets has right now.
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Nice, nice, an actual link was given in DMs!! It's definitely something to think about getting if you're serious about doing law/being an advocate, I was afraid you'd be limited to just practicing in their reservation's county...
 
Nate Higgers said:
I know we all really want the bodycam footage to come out ASAP. I still do too. But: what if the upcoming case against Candy Yoshi County and the result doesnt conclude until the day(s) before Nick has to report for his month in jail?
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If he stays good on parole he will not have to go to jail
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
I've noticed Nick's *very* quick like-receiving.

I'm now 100% convinced this retard is liking his own tweets.
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Nick consistently gets quick replies on twitter that affirm whatever he's saying, with arguments made and even phrased in the same way that Nick makes them, from a small group of the same few twitter accounts that don't seem to post about much else.
Nick keeps an erratic schedule, but those accounts always seem to be online and ready to support him exactly when he's online. That's so funny and weird!
Of course, to Nick's mind, we don't KNOW that those accounts are him; we can't PROVE it. But to anyone who's been online for long enough, you can recognize this pattern. They're obviously his sock puppet accounts. Maybe not all of them, but enough of them to be fucking embarrassing.

Balldo said:
Not in the amounts she tested positive. Here's how cocaine got into Lil Rackets system: she inhaled it through her nose intentionally. Period.
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If this happened in a trailer park, nobody would be pondering "how on Earth did a kid figure out how to snort coke?"
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Does anyone honestly think given the chaotic state of their house that they were super-careful when, say, railing lines at the hot tub? His kids don't appear to have regular sleeping schedules, and all it would take is one peek out the window for his kids to know how cocaine is ingested.
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Deus Exica said:
Kids are sneaky, 8 or 9 year olds are not as stupid as you'd think, they can figure shit out really quick
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Two supporting anecdotes about kids imitating drug users:

1.
In the late '90s, when I was only 4 or 5 years old, I vividly remember how "cool" and "mature" and "in-control" smokers seemed to be, both in-person and in media portrayals. The attitudes have changed now, but at the time, every guy with a cigarette and even a hint of maturity to him was basically James Bond.
Especially to the little kids looking up to them.
Myself and my Pre-K classmates all picked up on this vibe, even though we didn't understand it. And we wanted to be "cool," too.

Whenever a pencil either broke or got sharpened down too short to use for writing, we would keep it in our pockets, because these pencils were about the length and size of a cigarette. We would collect these things, carry them around in our pockets all day, and then, when we were outside, we would go through the motions of "smoking" with them as if they were real cigarettes.
And on cold mornings, when you could make steam with your breath, we went insane with this shit. Because we knew that we could finally complete the illusion, and it made us feel even cooler.

We had no idea what we were doing, of course. We didn't understand why they had to be that length, or why you were supposed to bring it up to your lips for just a little while and then blow out. We just wanted to do what the cool adults were doing.
I never ended up trying smoking when I was older, and I've hated cigarettes since I was old enough to actually have real thoughts about them. But at the time, as a little kid, I just knew in my bones that that shit looked cool, and that I wanted to be part of it.

So if his kids ever saw what he was up to, especially the youngest kid, then I bet that she wanted to do it, too. Even though she didn't really understand it.
Nick says that his kids never knew about his drug use. But he was blitzed out of his fucking mind at the time. He wouldn't have been able to tell. And if he had ever slipped up and let them see, Nick sure wouldn't admit it now.
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My mom was an elementary school teacher for a long time, working at schools around a big city in the southeastern US. She worked with a lot of low-socioeconomic-status black kids who came from shitty neighborhoods where you might expect to find drugs—if not directly in their homes, then not far away, probably in their friends' and neighbors' homes.
Sometime around 2014-ish, when she was teaching 3rd or 4th grade (ages 8-10), she told me about the latest retarded trend that she and the other teachers were having to deal with:
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The students had somehow gotten access to a bunch of Pixy Stix. For anyone who's not familiar, they're these paper straws of really-finely-ground flavored sugar, basically a powder. You're supposed to tear them open and pour it into your mouth. They're really shitty candy.
I don't remember why the students had so many (leftovers from a party, maybe?), but they had a steady supply of Pixy Stix for a while—long enough for kids to start coming up with new ideas about what to do with them.

By the time that it became a problem that my mom had to deal with, the kids were referring to the Pixy Stix as "happy crack." They would pour out little lines of the candy powder and snort them. Even after the teachers and school staff intervened and tried to make them stop, kids would keep hiding the tubes everywhere—pockets, desks, bookbags, inside of sleeves, shoes—just so that they could keep doing this dumb shit.

I don't know why they were doing this. It's just sugar! It doesn't get you high. And it can't feel good—especially to an unpracticed kid who doesn't know what he's doing and probably fucks it up the first half-dozen times.
But they had apparently seen something in their homes or their communities or their media that made them want to imitate it. They knew some of the elements. They knew a name. And although they didn't really know what they were doing, or why, they knew enough to know that they wanted to do this.

But you don't have to be some poor black kid from the projects to fall into this dumb behavior.
It could just as easily happen to some lily-white kid from Minnesota who always hears from daddy that she's his favorite, so she has this connection with him, and then she watches him do something that now she wants to do, too.
And what happens when you're a kid and you think you're pretending, you think you're just going through the motions and imitating your parents... but you've got the actual stuff in your house, and you don't understand what the actual stuff really is?

What do you think happens then, Nick? You dumb, vile motherfucker, still reading your own thread like we know you are.
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if he sued the county for defamation or whatever then wouldn't the bodycam be in discovery and made public anyway? i mean, that's exactly the sort of own-goal rekieta would make, but i'm not sure if there's some legal way of getting it removed or if the rules are different for a civil case rather than a criminal case.
 
Null said:
If he stays good on parole he will not have to go to jail
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Have being the operative word. As written, he currently  does have to go to jail, whether or not he behaves doesn't matter. He is only not required by affirmative excusal from the judge to not go, which will get signed off on shortly before his sentence is scheduled to start.
But now that we know Kandiyohi County is likely corrupt or at the very least willing to violate constitutional rights of law-abiding citizens to protect the reputation and convenience of convicted drug addicts who allow their children to invest cocaine as long as the Sheriff/Judge/Whoever deems their rich families more important than the law for whatever totally above board reason, the judge will probably sign allowing Nick to avoid his 30 day stint.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Can you imagine the impotent furious nuclear level of seething rage that Rekieta would exhibit on his "last stream" the night before going to jail?
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He only gets that mad at a woman. Imagine if Keanu made a FOIA request for the footage and actually got it? He would seethe so hard that his heart would stop.

When Josh does it, he acts bitchy and actually starts to self report by posting photos that should have been private.

Women felting him pisses him off the most.
 
Null said:
they are in a group chat discussing things. I'm not paying that much attention but they're scheming on how to try and conclusively prove that the images are not from the day of the bodycam footage. It's slightly amusing, Rekieta calling them psychopathic hobgoblins got their dander up.
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I feel like I already know the answer to this, but have these photos changed your opinion on the accuracy of the transcripts?

Or is Nick still a lying liar that lies?
 
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