💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
If I was Nick's PO I would call him in for a usual random test during month 2or3 of his probation and when he gets there inform him:
"Oh by the way we are doing an hair follicle test this time."
Checked some rules/laws on this in Minnesota and they can do this if they want to. (and they have increased amounts of hair follicle tests on people in probation since 2019 state wide)
It's more expensive than piss tests of course, but it would be a FUNNY and WEIRD surprise on the limpdick junkie. Drugs can show up in your hair for up to 3 months.

:really:: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT YOU ABUSIVE CUNT WHORE!!!1!1!"
Britney Spears shaved head arc, when?
 
*Maybe* the prosecutors or someone else have another ongoing undisclosed investigation in which the footage is evidence, and they don't want it out there to protect its integrity.
Not at all a shot in the dark theory there. Given what we already know and how many people have dirt/want desperately to take him down.
Unless there's ways we can definitively prove there's not another investigation going on in any capacity.
 
Idea: Ralph gets a segment on MATI where he can holler out Nick tweets. He can holler all day.
That would be both weird and funny if Null paid Ralph to put together a promo of Ralph reading his favorite Rekieta seethe tweets for the week. He could certainly use the money and it would make Nick seethe.
 
Looking back, the extremely well-behaved crowd of us at the Omnibussy must have freaked out everybody at the courthouse. We packed that little courtroom.

They're probably used to a handful of family members of tweakers showing up smelling like meth and BO. That's normal to Kandiyohi County. Two dozen quiet people carefully taking notes? Gotta be some kind of weird cult.
 
Good Lawgic would be a big betrayal. I know, Orthodox Jew, but he was a tiny or non-existent channel made by Rekieta, has proclaimed his lolyalty, and has met Nick in person. I'm less sure about Branca.
He definitely met and hung out with Branca in Las Vegas and Nashville.
Maybe I don't remember it, but I don't think he has met Good Lawgic in person.

EDIT: My mistake, he has met Good Lawgic in person. Thanks.

choosing to meekly DM Ethan Van Sciver to keep his bootlicking out of public view.
Nick is going to mindfuck that retard in DMs
Haha, I hope EVS reads all the DMs on-stream.

8 year old, actually.
Yeah, but
Turned 9 on the day of the arrest.
This bit of lore turned out not to be accurate.
 
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I just want to say- I believe Oliver Bromke, undergrad Rutgers in Journalism, and then a law degree from Rutgers, has the ability and NYC connections to write and publish the Rekieta story. With Hardin doing the FOIA work (and maybe getting a co-writer cred), I foresee a New Yorker longform article, and concurrent book publishing.

I would buy that book in a heartbeat.

Now, what will he title this Minnesota Tragedy?


Corruption like this is par for the course for a Jersey boy.
 
Nick and his minions have been calling everyone involved and bleating for a year that Josh is a pedo and that he's trying to get footage of his kid for his pedophile site. It's not that complicated. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the reason the sheriff just flat out refused repeatedly is because he was convinced pedos were after the tape.

As for the county attorney, they clearly promised Nick they'd keep the tape from getting into the public because Nick has been crying non-stop during negotiations that pedos are after the tape.
Melton and Vito are going ignore the tape and Nick lived it so I guarantee no pedophiles are going to watch it
 
I guaran-fucking-tee you that the reason the sheriff just flat out refused repeatedly is because he was convinced pedos were after the tape.
That’s not a great theory because kids will be censored out anyway. So it’s not even an issue. Pretty sure the sheriff has to know that.
 
The sheriff is waiting until Monday to "comply with the court order" because they are deleting or rendering the footage unusable and illegible over the weekend. 100% guaranteed that footage is already gone. On Monday the sheriff is just going to make some shit up and delay again, and just keep delaying and making shit up. Network errors, hard drive errors, paperwork errors, whatever it takes.
 
Not at all a shot in the dark theory there. Given what we already know and how many people have dirt/want desperately to take him down.
Unless there's ways we can definitively prove there's not another investigation going on in any capacity.
WIth as much as he had and paraphernalia such as baggies and a scale, I'm surprised the DEA didn't get involved. Warski claims he had enough for intent to distribute.
I'm sure Faran does. Big difference between browsing the site and having an account with your name in it.
Even people who detest the Farms use it as a source without admitting it. There's some "extremism expert" fuckstick at the Atlantic Council named Jared Holt whom Josh says has plagiarized our findings on Ralph and Fuentes.

And yes, Jared Holt looks as obnoxious and punchable as his douchebaggy name sounds. I'm not gonna post his face because it makes me wanna smash and break things, and he's not relevant to this saga.
 
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Looking back, the extremely well-behaved crowd of us at the Omnibussy must have freaked out everybody at the courthouse. We packed that little courtroom.

They're probably used to a handful of family members of tweakers showing up smelling like meth and BO. That's normal to Kandiyohi County. Two dozen quiet people carefully taking notes? Gotta be some kind of weird cult.
This faggot sheriff needs to realize we aren't the kind of niggers who just give up.

You can't just kneel on our necks you fucking whore, we're not gonna cry "I can't breathe," we're gonna yell "WE'RE GONNA SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
 
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