💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%

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    701
It's not generally in the State's interest to rip a large, outwardly stable family apart over a first time drug offense. A drug offense that they likely also believe is fueled primarily by a midlife crisis, which they likely presume can be overcome given enough government nannying. This is doubly so when you live in a state like MN where prosecutors and judges are allergic to throwing the book at "non-violent" felons.
And more generally speaking, nobody likes to take cases all the way to trial. It's a long, grueling, and expensive pain in the ass. Defense attorneys usually encourage defendants to plead to a lesser charge to get the case out of the court's hair.
 
What are you talking about? His daughter's pills were buried in a pile of cocaine like an upright sandbox shovel.
Are you talking about Celeste? Celeste is his MOM you sperg.
Why should we assume they don't hate Nick as much as everybody else, and have their own self interested reasons for doing things? The Sheriff appears to be hardcore against ever releasing any bodycam footage. Regardless of whether it involves Nick.
Also we have the notes. There is literally nothing in them, at least that the two viewers saw, that makes the cops look remotely bad. A couple of the cops make sarcastic remarks that I'd have made too, and Pomplun verbally owns the rage twig, who takes it like the little bitch he is. There's nothing bad there other than to Nick.

Minnesota has super shitty public records laws. They're a joke. And apparently it's a matter of public policy to be gigantic dickweeds even about the shitty, ineffective laws they do have. I had no idea the state in general was so corrupt, or the St. Paul sanctuary policy for violent murderous criminals (like Machine Gun Kelly among others) who were allowed to be fugitives there so long as they kept up with their bribes.

The place sounds a lot more like a New Jersey in the Midwest than the Lake Wobegon bullshit (and apparently Garrison Keillor is a gigantic prick too).
 
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It's not generally in the State's interest to rip a large, outwardly stable family apart over a first time drug offense. A drug offense that they likely also believe is fueled primarily by a midlife crisis, which they likely presume can be overcome given enough government nannying. This is doubly so when you live in a state like MN where prosecutors and judges are allergic to throwing the book at "non-violent" felons.
You might have a point if this was about Nick in a vacuum. Not the obstinent, drug ridden, child neglecting Nick we can clearly see from a screen. Let alone in person.
To give some context. FPS Russia when basically entrapped with a minor weed charge and while having a good legal team and complying as much as humanly possible got a month in prison.
 
Instead of basking in his "victory" and getting a good night's rest. The faggot was up all night seething. Lmao
 
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Instead, he has now verified statements such as "The house is extremely filthy. The floors are completely covered in clothes & junk. In some areas, there’s no walkway at all.", "There are bottles of alcohol everywhere. The entire space is buried under hoarded junk, electronics, collectibles, and random gear." and "swab around the pillow and it tests positive for cocaine".
Don't forget, he also verified the fact that he's keeping all his degenerate dildonics and sex toys out in the open next to the kitchen for all his kids to see.
 
It’s becoming increasingly frustrating that people keep alluding to secret information that they just can’t share right now.
"There's so much secret stuff I know but can't talk about because of who I got it from!"

Then shut the fuck up and don't even talk about it if you can't say it, otherwise you're just bragging that you're so special that you have exclusive access to secret info that the peasants don't.
The other thing to keep in mind is even if that these people have heard "secret stuff", that doesn't mean it's true. The interest in Rekieta has gone massively up and Nick has now entered the ranks of the likes of Ralph and DSP where the streamers who cover Rekieta news now get more views than Rekieta himself. That increases the incentive for morons to run to streamers to make shit up for attention.

The events of 2024 with the crossover with Aaron and Nick's arrest mean there's now the involvement of both the Dabbleverse (people in that sphere seem to like tricking people with fake stories) and the local area rumor mill as well.

FYI, Schree is a scorned ex-LOCAL winemom who participated in the degeneracy, but was a bit more reserved than others in not posting pictures of herself. She was still very much the bored housewife and defected fairly late from Balldo around the time of the arrest.
If she wants to drop what she has, she should drop it.

What she is currently doing is beyond cringe.

lol, look at the MBJ thread. He beats his dad, smokes crack, and doesn't afraid of anything all while on felony and misdemeanor probation.
Yeah, I think people have a way overstated idea of the level of supervision he is actually under.
 
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While on the topic of sultry secrets in DMs, twitter user "SchreeSR" claims to have dirty deetz on Nick from before his arrest, threatening their release if he keeps insulting her.
It seems Nick was more than eager to share the sordid details of his life to whoever would listen! Perhaps our new user @FaranFronczakTV could shed a little more light?
Saying the daughter tested positive for "cocaine metabolites" is the way to go. There's still too many people out there where if you just say "child tested positive for cocaine" they think it could be just some of it getting on the hair or whatever looped excuse has been used a million times. Just adding in the 'metabolites' part forces the conversation away from that.



Also, half of these "disorders" such as Oppositional Defiant Disorder were all encompassed by the word "faggot". You could just tell someone "stop being a fucking faggot" and leave it at that.
 
Instead of basking in his "victory" and getting a good night's rest. The faggot was up all night seething. Lmao
If he's winning so hard, why is he seething so hard?
Dummy, Celeste is his mother's name not his daughter. Lurk more.
I mean seriously have people not noticed we avoid naming his kids if at all possible?
 
As it turned out, however, TUG did have a directly line to Waldman, Depp's attorney.

Nick is different and has nothing, but I understand the similar frustration.



This is his MO: get into DMs and try to leverage a parasocial connection to warp reality. We saw it with Elissa AND Kalea!



FYI, Schree is a scorned ex-LOCAL winemom who participated in the degeneracy, but was a bit more reserved than others in not posting pictures of herself. She was still very much the bored housewife and defected fairly late from Balldo around the time of the arrest.
Null and Nick are pitting winemom slobs against each other like a gay(er) proxy war in the middle east. Nick Against Taking Onus (NATO) VS the People's Kiwi Republic.
 
You might have a point if this was about Nick in a vacuum. Not the obstinent, drug ridden, child neglecting Nick we can clearly see from a screen. Let alone in person.
To give some context. FPS Russia when basically entrapped with a minor weed charge and while having a good legal team and complying as much as humanly possible got a month in prison.
I don't know who FPS Russia is but I'd ask that you also consider the quality of people police officers, state prosecutors and judges usually see coming through the system on drug offenses and child endangerment claims. His brain being as fried as it is, Rekieta is still more articulate (and conniving) than the overwhelming majority of his drug addled child abusing peers. Couple that with his silver tongue and it's not at all hard to see how those who operate the system, routinely processing the worst society has to offer, might see a glimmer of hope in his future.

We know better than to think this because we are wired in on a pattern of behavior they aren't autistically tracking.
 
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