💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
Personally I think 3-5 is high for weed. I don’t remember it doing anything but making me feel paranoid and have difficulty focusing
Hard to say really. With weed there's a lot of variables to consider. Different strains and methods of consumption can have wildly varying effects on individuals.

The efficiency scale bit makes sense. I had no idea meth lasted that long but it also has a really bad reputation, closer to Crack than coke despite them coming from the same core drug.
 
Nick posted cat pics earlier today because he thinks it'll stop us from wanting the bodycam footage
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Sorry Nick, we've thought about it, and this is NOT an even trade for the footage and we still think you should kill yourself

He's had him since he was about 4-5 weeks old I'd guess. Very young. I wonder if he was a stray they found? He doesn't look fat in that pic. He looks like a floofy orange cat. They can sometimes look fat as a result of all the floof, but they aren't.

Appreciate the cat pics, Nick. I'm glad the cat didn't ever accidentally get into your coke and OD. Hopefully he is still well despite your... situation...
 
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Rekieta is live right now with the literal who chocolate syrup woman. Less than 200 live viewers. He’s talking about his experiences doing drugs.


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This clicks as a profound low to me. A man who once captivated the Internet as a superb legal entertainer, guiding ignorant viewers through the hottest legal circuses of the day, now reduced to regaling tittybaiting e-sluts with his boring stories about drug abuse. The most intimate details of his family life have been laid bare to the world at large, but instead of being a man, admitting his faults, and retreating from the source of his damnation, he grasps at harlots to give him the slightest level of significance. Despite the curated setting of The Stream, he lives in a squalid prison of his own making, neither reigning in Hell nor serving in Heaven.

There’s my gay psychoanalysis for the day. Hope you enjoy, Nicky.
 
Right. They were identified as exhibits in his written motion, but not all exhibits were received into evidence. Two items were incorrectly marked as received, per the Order, which further stated that the record is amended to mark those items as "not accepted."

Someone somewhere in Kandiyohi County thinks that "not accepted" = not automatically public. I haven't seen authority either way (and the access statute doesn't speak in terms of exhibits, but rather evidence...and yes, my hair-splitting razor is sharp). Either Kandiyohi County is flat wrong because the items were "presented" by virtue of having been cited even though not formally offered or received into evidence in court, or "presented" is meant to equate either to "formally offered in court" or "accepted into evidence" by a Court.
Fun fact, there were not just 2 disclosed to the defense. There were 9 plus 3 squad car videos.
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Hopefully @Null goes for the throat and tries to get them all in return for fucking around.

Actually, like the photos, I wonder if the dash cams can be requested separately since I don't think they fall under the "Body Worn Camera" restrictions.
 
Not to suck your dick or anything but that is the testament of strength of will or whatever you want to spin it as. To stand at the precipice and say uh, actually I better not.
No strength of will. Just that I was scared enough of what would happen that I chose the other road. My fear overcame my stupidity.

Not many men know this song, but they should.
 
I know exactly that. I realized this was some shit like I was being offered a deal by the Devil. That's when I NEVER did that shit again. Thirty years ago.
I never PAID for any, but I happened to get called into some of my friends’ board meetings in the early 2000s

It was a party trick in the sense that if you were still having a good time or still hoping for the last call hookup, it would push off everyone calling a night for another 45 minutes or an hour

So that same kind of voice had the same thing to say to me as it did about a lot of substances.. “if someone offers you it for free at a party, ok. But buying Costco sized bulk units for use at home would be very, very stupid.”
 
I never PAID for any, but I happened to get called into some of my friends’ board meetings in the early 2000s

It was a party trick in the sense that if you were still having a good time or still hoping for the last call hookup, it would push off everyone calling a night for another 45 minutes or an hour

So that same kind of voice had the same thing to say to me as it did about a lot of substances.. “if someone offers you it for free at a party, ok. But buying Costco sized bulk units for use at home would be very, very stupid.”
I don't wanna nitpick or anything but young men partying their nights away and still maintaining their life is a different argument than a man in his 40s deciding 'actually I fucking loathe my life, wife and kids, let's set the whole thing on fire and see what happens'.
 
The people who don't end up like Nick are the ones that can go "damn this is so good it'll ruin my life." I got a prescription for opiates after a surgery once and knew they were something I needed to stay far away from.

That's how it was for me with a low dose of fentanyl after a major medical procedure. After one dose I told them to never give it to me again, unless the pain was literally killing me and there was no other choice, to put that in my medical records and if I said anything to the contrary to completely ignore it. I knew after a single dose that it could be the most slippery slope possible, and even a single slip was potentially extremely dangerous.

I have had other opiates after accidents/injuries, and I could stop or start them at a moments notice, all they did was make the physical pain tolerable. Fentanyl was a completely different feeling, incomparable to literally anything else.
 
200 viewers are experiencing a mid e-whore doing "cats and cows."
SHE'S CHEEKLESS!

Seriously, what is he doing? The footage is going to get released eventually and I noticed something while reading the bodycam notes. Nick never consoled his wife.

He stuck by April like a lovestruck teenager instead of the woman that gave birth to his 5 kids and caved in to his sick cuck fetish.

I know Kayla isn't exactly innocent, but holy shit. You run to your side piece instead of your wife during something so stressful? Just get a divorce for Christ sake.
 
What I want to know is what profits Kandiyohi County going to the mat over the body cam footage? The taxpayers are going to have to pay to defend the lawsuit and if they lose they will have to pay for the plaintiffs side of things too.

Is saving Nick from embarrassment worth all of that?
 
This clicks as a profound low to me. A man who once captivated the Internet as a superb legal entertainer, guiding ignorant viewers through the hottest legal circuses of the day, now reduced to regaling tittybaiting e-sluts with his boring stories about drug abuse. The most intimate details of his family life have been laid bare to the world at large, but instead of being a man, admitting his faults, and retreating from the source of his damnation, he grasps at harlots to give him the slightest level of significance. Despite the curated setting of The Stream, he lives in a squalid prison of his own making, neither reigning in Hell nor serving in Heaven.

There’s my gay psychoanalysis for the day. Hope you enjoy, Nicky.
I agree and can sum it up as: Nick Rekieta is a walking talking serotonin syndrome.

Bear in mind, serotonin's a neurotransmitter that helps your body regulate two of your most important functions: Sleep and appetite. Cocaine acts like an SSRI, inhibiting the re-uptake of serotonin, thus giving you the thrills. Lot's of fun at the pool party in the brain, backflipping off diving boards into pools of excess serotonin. But steady use results in the deregulations of your sleep patterns (important for sanity and immunity), and your appetite. Serotonin syndrome leaves you as a husk that prowls the world hungry for reclaiming that now-impossible thrill, leaving you irritable and unable (not just unwilling but unable) to socially connect with others in a healthy way--not to mention all the circulatory and nervous system symptoms that present. Sound like anyone we know?
 
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What I want to know is what profits Kandiyohi County going to the mat over the body cam footage? The taxpayers are going to have to pay to defend the lawsuit and if they lose they will have to pay for the plaintiffs side of things too.

Is saving Nick from embarrassment worth all of that?
It's a bluff.

I think the county just doesn't want to get involved in gay internet ops and wants to be left alone.

They think Jersh is a complete loser and idiot, which is true, but he's deadset on getting that sweet crack house footage.

He's like a retarded pitbull crossing paths with a toddler with down syndrome.
 
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I don't wanna nitpick or anything but young men partying their nights away and still maintaining their life is a different argument than a man in his 40s deciding 'actually I fucking loathe my life, wife and kids, let's set the whole thing on fire and see what happens'.
No, that’s a really important distinction. The most degenerate I get with my wife now that I’m married is we’ll order drinks if we go out for dinner
 
This is a special case, though.. I hung out with a lot of dumb people as a teenager, and did a lot of dumb things, and even among people whose illustrious futures involved things like prison for burglary, it was well fucking understood that nitrous was the lowest of the low. It was the drug equivalent of picking cigarette stubs out of public ashtrays. Huge shame stigma
Yes, Nick is dumber than dumb. :)

I guess being fucked up 24/7 has trashed the irony processing part of his brain.
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He's so lame.

It is my belief Sean is offering a legal opinion, and not some philosophical one. He said "I don't think you can," instead of something like "I wish you wouldn't be able to."
Again, I'm searching for legal authority. "Should" isn't legal authority, even when it's correct. It's clear that Kandiyohi County's position is that "not accepted" removes it from being automatically public. Why do they believe so? I don't know (though I understand the theory), and I haven't seen anything definitive on that point. Depends on what "presented" is interpreted to mean. If they're way off-base, and "presented" doesn't require a formal offer live in court, and excising certain exhibits from the record is improper, great!

But the man is right here. He even responded to one of your posts just recently saying that he believes the two bodycams were introduced into evidence. If you wish to debate him, feel free.
I did respond to him. I'm not debating; I'm looking for concrete support for either position.

You asked me who proffered such an opinion, and I said Sean, while directing you towards his argument.
Arguments are arguments, and I appreciate Sean's experience. It's not personal; I'm asking questions and would be pleased to see authority for confidence that the Order as complete bullshit. But I won't do it out of emotion, because that gives no clear sense of where things might end up.

Even saying that what was done actually constitutes an "administrative error"
What else is it that they were marked as received when they weren't? That's not even a matter of whether they were presented or offered into evidence. The Court did not acknowledge them as received/ accepted/ admitted, and specifically called out in its Order individual exhibits, which group did not include these.

is somewhat a reaching conclusion and is accepting perhaps more of the argument made by the locals than is necessary.
I suspect you understand that doing that is part of the assignment.

It can be argued that this is as much about disorganization among the defense team and their own incompetence
God, yes. As I said above, White should have taken steps to remove the things as he said he would (or at least check to confirm everything was done as expected), and he obviously did not. Slack. This shouldn't be a 2025 issue.

as it is any kind of administrative error. There are certainly all sorts of legal errors that cannot be corrected after the fact.
Of course. But is this one?

There is an equal amount of question over under what legal authority the judge took this action. Its more than unusual in the courts for a judge to consider something as evidence,
Where did that happen?

release as evidence to a public audience and then suddenly change his mind very quickly after the fact. An argument can be made that what was done goes against the spriit of the law concerning the records.
Possibly. But the transcript and Order from last year support - imperfectly and incompletely, no question - a counterargument.

Just for clarity, she is a thot who poured chocolate syrup all over her exposed skin during a stream to please her "special interest" fans who apparently are into people who look like they are covered in literal shit.
I'd be embarrassed for him if I didnt think that water found its own level.
 
No, that’s a really important distinction. The most degenerate I get with my wife now that I’m married is we’ll order drinks if we go out for dinner
Imagine hating your children, your literal genetic legacy, little humans that you helped create, because they get in your way of partying.
 
I agree and can sum it up as: Nick Rekieta is a walking talking serotonin syndrome.

Bear in mind, serotonin's a neurotransmitter that helps your body regulate two of your most important functions: Sleep and appetite. Cocaine acts like an SSRI, inhibiting the re-uptake of serotonin, thus giving you the thrills. But steady use results in the deregulations of your sleep patterns (important for sanity and immunity), and your appetite. Serotonin syndrome leaves you as a husk that prowls the world hungry for reclaiming that now-impossible thrill, leaving you irritable and unable (not just unwilling but unable) to socially connect with others in a healthy way. Sound like anyone we know?
Serotonin syndrome leaves you foaming at the mouth after having several seizures, unless you're referring to something more specific to cocaine.
 
So that same kind of voice had the same thing to say to me as it did about a lot of substances.. “if someone offers you it for free at a party, ok. But buying Costco sized bulk units for use at home would be very, very stupid.”
Best advice though, do not have anything to do with that shit. Ever. For any reason at all.

Exhibit A: Nick.

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Imagine hating your children, your literal genetic legacy, little humans that you helped create, because they get in your way of partying.
Imagine being Nick!

Imagine hating your kids!

Imagine watching niggers fuck your wife!

Imagine jacking off while that happens!

Imagine doing all the other crazy diseased shit Nick did in his foul, filthy, hoarder hovel full of filthy clothes from the floor to the ceiling, where it was literally impossible even to walk around in this foul giant "mansion" full of filth and disgusting disease from floor to the ceiling, where it was barely even possible to move around because of the utter filth.

The only presentable part of his filth hovel was the tiny part of his house not completely covered in disease and filth, much like he claims his favorite filth demon was Nurgle, was the tiny little part of his hell hole hoarder hovel that he does his videos in. And even that is disgusting. And hilarious because it has his sad identification of himself as the Joker in it.

Every other part of the place this filthy scumsucking bastard lives in is appalling. All his kids have to exist in filth.
 
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