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[vomitusdeux]

A lil pooner is 'batin over CP accusations from a youtube account termination.
It's honestly all probably nothingburger but the pooner absolutely freaking the fuck out and admitting they like underage fanfiction made me laugh.
Archived it because I expect a DFE when the pooner is done being maniacal.
It's not a long read at all.

HELP I GOT TERMINATED FOR SEXUALIZING MINORS I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE IM A TRANNY IN PRISON AND WILL BE RAPED
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They can't heckin arrest me right legalrino doods?
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This is just the official termination screen shot.
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Some unrelated highlights that made me laugh.


Fat thighs are not a feminine trait.



Some related highlights that made me laugh.

 

[Xanthe]

So it looks like she made nasty fan fiction when she was in middle school, and now she's 18?

 

[vomitusdeux]

So it looks like she made nasty fan fiction when she was in middle school, and now she's 18?

It's pretty confusing because manical pooner typing, but what I got from that was she thinks her google searches can affect her youtube channel.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Could it be?
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So there is a lot of good stuff coming out here.




Fisted a trans woman?

 

[Colress]

Fisted a trans woman?

...how do you nonconsensually fist someone?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

...how do you nonconsensually fist someone?

I'm so confused but this spat has revealed a cornucopia of pooner lolcows. Here is the very manly pooner accused of the fisting.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Could it be?
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I'm getting my hopes up for her detrans arc

I'm so confused but this spat has revealed a cornucopia of pooner lolcows. Here is the very manly pooner accused of the fisting.
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> It makes you wonder how many trans men women have been raped and silenced by the trans community

She's so close to getting it

 

[Xanthe]

I'm getting my hopes up for her detrans arc

> It makes you wonder how many trans men women have been raped and silenced by the trans community

She's so close to getting it

If GNC Centric/Benji is anything to go by, it happens all quite a lot.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

...how do you nonconsensually fist someone?

Per Frankie's Twitter, the incident Puck is talking about was her fisting someone named Melanie, who is still a friend, on stage at a kink event. (And performed twice more afterward!)}

Frankie, btw, considers herself a female who has been medically masculinized.

She also has an horrific backstory, having been sex trafficked from 13, sexually abused from 12 to the point of terrible internal scarring that made her unable to reproduce and requires her to be on estrogen forever. She got into the sex business and says she has left it and I see she refers to herself as blue collar.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Per Frankie's Twitter, the incident Puck is talking about was her fisting someone named Melanie, who is still a friend, on stage at a kink event. (And performed twice more afterward!)}

Frankie, btw, considers herself a female who has been medically masculinized.

She also has an horrific backstory, having been sex trafficked from 13, sexually abused from 12 to the point of terrible internal scarring that made her unable to reproduce and requires her to be on estrogen forever. She got into the sex business and says she has left it and I see she refers to herself as blue collar.

I guess pooner lawyer got pulled into after she laughed at revenge porn Frankie posted of a “TERF” she hooked up with. Apparently this was on legaltweetz Discord server.

 

[WeedFaggot024]

The self-hatred of these women is palpable.

 

[Xanthe]

Do you think Frankie's stories actually happened? This "I spanked a terf" thing? These stories feel made up like troon stories. "Men waaaaaaaaaant meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Uzumaki]

Do you think Frankie's stories actually happened? This "I spanked a terf" thing? These stories feel made up like troon stories. "Men waaaaaaaaaant meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

“The secret is that terfs LOVE transmen”

 

[Mellorine]

Do you think Frankie's stories actually happened?

No. Including the supposed trafficking. Dworkin lied and her fangirls lie.

 

[Xanthe]

“The secret is that terfs LOVE transmen”

Well the lesbians would.

 

[Hepativore]

Well the lesbians would.

I think it would depend on how far they have "transitioned". I am neither a lesbian or a woman, but I do not think that most of them would be attracted to somebody with a frog voice, hacked-up torso, mangled limbs, and an unsettling lump of flesh installed in place of the removed or mutilated female genitalia.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

No. Including the supposed trafficking. Dworkin lied and her fangirls lie.

Agreed. It's entirely too on the nose and a popular trope in their unnerving wank fics.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Well the lesbians would.

I'm not a lesbian but I would only consider it if she still has a feminine face, feminine hairstyle, and no bottom surgery

 

[cybertoaster]

Some guys are clueless about lesbians but pooners really have no idea how gay men are...

Super manly self described "cutie with a booty" user u/awithecute ask for passing help saying she's been "staring at the mirror for too long and can’t tell if she looks femme, masc, or ambiguous"

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Spoiler: NSFW variety of very manly poses

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She's still posing like a girl, that GOTIS need to appeal to simps for validation...

These young people refusing to deal with their animalistic, meat bag existence are so baffling to me.

I'm not surprised, the iphone launched 18 years ago, there are entire groups of kids who had been on smartphone for most or all of their conscious existence. Sure many of us had PCs as kids but it was dialup or early broadband and you had to go sit at home, it was far more limited. These kids have been watching brainrot slop thru their phones in class, at the schoolyard, in the ride to and back home, they are glued to this shit, why wouldn't something that warps their perception of reality also warp their physical self-perception?

Another curious effect I think it has is that rural people can now think they are switched on and sophisticated, without having to physically go to a city.

Oh I been seeing that for ages, even before the internet, putting on airs has always been a thing.

It makes you wonder how many trans men women have been raped and silenced by the trans community

I find it ironic that she's getting the full male treatment of people not believing her in a case of rape and assuming a woman can't rape a man, like most normies do.

In a way they are validating her.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is funny to me - because assuming this is even remotely true, they think it's some kind of own that a lesbian slept with them because they're a woman, but in their head they're SECRETLY 100% a man so pwned bitch.