💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Vibralldo said:
Plus it'll show he's a liar and that it wasn't just "some laundry in piles" and that the cocaine wasn't secured
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My favorite line he said about the state of his house is that there was just some dust on the vents.

TurdThrower said:
More than likely it is Copenhagen.
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Nick is the Mayor of Copenhagen.

WelperHelper99 said:
Brother, we're in Hallmark movie territory with how this plot is playing out
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More like Blumhouse territory.

NotreallyPutin said:
<Kayla refuses to speak without her attorney present
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Twist, though. Nick was her attorney at that time. :really:
 
Briareus said:
Recall in the notes on the bodycam footage an officer swabs a pillow and it lights up for cocaine.
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If the children ever slept in the bed with parents, like a nightmare comfort, laying on that pillow and breathing it in all night long.... you get the point.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'm just laughing at narc injury Nick seething in his shitty Jamaica tank top and short shorts when the officers showed up.
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My favorite part of all this is just Nick in his fag cuck getting buttfucked up the ass by Jamaicans shirt that he was wearing in his mugshot, where he was glaring angrily, trying to look tough, at all the Internet people he knew would be laughing at him.
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Just look at his face. "FUCK YOU KIWI FARMS" is what it says because he knew exactly where it was going.

Just look at the sadness. The sorrow. The MALDING. He knows he's going to be clowned on for the rest of his life, and this is the face he makes.

The tears of unfathomable sadness. DELICIOUS!
 
The little kid telling the cop that her dad told her not to answer the door, and not crying or appearing scared of the police makes me think she was kind of telling on Nick, like she was glad an authority figure showed up. Even though Nick would have done his best to make his kids distrust the police, I'm sure they would have got a different message from the normal members of the family and community.
 
Legit my autism is going now.
Whisky starter. Really? Was there a mention of a still or some type of brewing vessel or anything like that?
Because I'll be real with you, I don't think Nick has the patience to brew and distill liquor, but also if he was just brewing shit in some closet somewhere the smell in that place would be even worse.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
MNDES is the digital evidence system. You can upload items you expect to use as evidence before they are offered in court and then accepted/ admitted into evidence by the Court. In this case, the position of the County is that these items were not accepted into evidence (they and White agreed during the hearing that he would remove them) and therefore they should not be automatically made public.
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White made a filing and offered them to support his motion...which makes them exhibits.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
10 years and a couple of months (Feb 2015).


I doubt you'd be surprised to learn that a lot of smart people are practical idiots. Or that Nick isn't smart, which he is not, unless you get extra points for hubris and narcissism (no). Undistinguished in high school, undistinguished at a noncompetitive college, undistinguished at every job he's ever had, undistinguished at a low-tier law school, undistinguished (putting it generously) as a lawyer, loud and wrong as a legal commentator, disaster of a parent.
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This is a special case, though.. I hung out with a lot of dumb people as a teenager, and did a lot of dumb things, and even among people whose illustrious futures involved things like prison for burglary, it was well fucking understood that nitrous was the lowest of the low. It was the drug equivalent of picking cigarette stubs out of public ashtrays. Huge shame stigma
 
parsnip said:
The little kid telling the cop that her dad told her not to answer the door, and not crying or appearing scared of the police makes me think she was kind of telling on Nick, like she was glad an authority figure showed up. Even though Nick would have done his best to make his kids distrust the police, I'm sure they would have got a different message from the normal members of the family and community.
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True, and maybe she was also trying to explain why she was disobedient to the police officer's orders, since she's trained to obey orders from multiple adults, such as homeschool teachers, extracurricular instructors, Sunday school teachers, April, Aaron, and, once-upon-a-time, the nanny. A really sad and pathetic scenario either way.
 
blackface enthusiast said:
So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.

This thread alone has gotten over 350 pages in 10 days by the way. So this isn't even a thread with regular traffic/updates by the standards of most lolcows, Nick is a unique case.
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Stop being a faggot and shitting up the thread because you posted without knowing what you were talking about. Take it to DMs if you're pissed because to be honest I'm sick of reading your posts.
Preacher ✝ said:
You're the one crying, stop projecting it on to me. I'd already edited it by the time you replied and got mad in the first place. Others are noticing:
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You too.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Agree. Brother, this is little town politics. They don't like being put under a microscope. Fuck, they have probably done this before in other cases. They didn't have the Slobbermutt and the most autistic website watching their every move. They are fucking terrified. It's why they're being sloppy and breaking all sorts if rules. Their small pond just got big.
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It's kind of annoying because given the notes we've seen, none of this shows the police doing anything wrong at all. If anything, it makes them look good.

They acted with concern for the children, even put up with a barking dog without shooting it, in general, they just acted professionally while dealing with total assholes. Why the fuck is the county obsessed with concealing shit that actually apparently would make them look good and dispel all of the lies of this coke-addled faggot Nick Rekieta?

Seriously, they made sure everyone, including the perps, left with shoes on at least, and made sure the kids, before getting placed with the grandparents, all had their electronics, and appropriate clothes, I mean why hide this? It doesn't make the cops look bad at all.
 
Preacher ✝ said:
You do realize that by making this post you're doing the very thing you're complaining about right? Be the change you want to see.
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Red Frida said:
Stop being a faggot and shitting up the thread because you posted without knowing what you were talking about. Take it to DMs if you're pissed because to be honest I'm sick of reading your posts.

You too.
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Hola angerinos

For discussion of the scientific side of cocaine metabolites and their intersection with implied scenarios of how the heckaroo they got in a kids’ hair, I made this handy post

Post in thread 'Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21571088
 
200MB said:
I guess being fucked up 24/7 has trashed the irony processing part of his brain.
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it gives me such joy to know that he reads every post calling him a dumb gay baby and he sits their scowling when his face isnt slumped and drooling from nitrous and muttering to himself "not a baby, hrmpgh" and "youre the baby jersh" probably with his lil bonnet on sipping his wee lil nitrous cannister
 
blackface enthusiast said:
The point isn't about being wrong, the point is that it's a lot of gay whining from people who live in these threads and are upset that every single Farmer isn't up to date with every single detail about Balldo as if he's some obscure cow with a low traffic thread that gets a couple of posts a week. And in all that whining no one bothered to link to whatever posts that have these details that they think are so important that everyone needed to know about them.

I don't care about being wrong about Balldo lore because I don't derive my self worth from how many lolcow factoids I can memorize. I'm fine with being corrected. And I'm very happy to share what I remember or know to others in the threads who are asking questions or mistaken about something without throwing a pissy tantrum that someone was wrong about Rekieta lore. It's very easy to not be MATI and simply provide correct information in those cases. I did a few times already in the last page or two.
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That's a lot of words to avoid a couple of simple concepts:
1. This site and thread are easily searchable.
2. Post less, read more.
...anything else and you're just shitting up the thread. This applies to everyone.
 
AnOminous said:
It's kind of annoying because given the notes we've seen, none of this shows the police doing anything wrong at all. If anything, it makes them look good.

They acted with concern for the children, even put up with a barking dog without shooting it, in general, they just acted professionally while dealing with total assholes. Why the fuck is the county obsessed with concealing shit that actually apparently would make them look good and dispel all of the lies of this coke-addled faggot Nick Rekieta?
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The police are absolute Chads. It seems the issue is literally everyone above them; i.e. elected officials, bureaucrats, that shit. As for why they care? Corruption, vanity, a sense of shame that something like this happened in their town... the reasons could be many. It could be something we have no idea about frankly because we don't live there. They might also just not like "internet people", and think we'll fuck off with enough red tape. It's a small town with good old boy rules.
 
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