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When will Jack drop dead?

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Doctor of Autism said:
Oh boy

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Yeah except the whole thing that the Inuit, not the Eskimo, didn't suffer from heart disease is mostly false.

Yes there were slightly lower rates which could be attributed to them eating a lot of Omega-3's but you have to understand they were active hunters and they expended a lot of energy in doing so. What's more keeping warm needed a lot of energy and blubber is a very energy dense food.

Fatty doesn't understand the first thing about... anything other than "Food goes here" while pointing at his mouth.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
That's actually the opposite of the truth. Inuit have a higher rate of heart disease than non-Inuits do, and it's in fact about 50% higher. Same goes for diabetes, obesity, and hypertension
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That's now a modern thing when they've adapted to processed foods. You can see the same thing in a lot of islands in the South Seas where their original diet of fish, taro and other natural foods has been replaced by modern convenience foods and just about everybody is overweight and has heart issues.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
That's now a modern thing when they've adapted to processed foods. You can see the same thing in a lot of islands in the South Seas where their original diet of fish, taro and other natural foods has been replaced by modern convenience foods and just about everybody is overweight and has heart issues.
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It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
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It doesn't matter one way or another because it isn't like Jack will actually do a proper carnivore diet. He will half ass it while still stuffing his face with items loaded with sugar, carbohydrates and a lot of processed additives he shouldn't be putting into his body.

The irony behind all these fad diets is whether they are healthy or not, most of them would still have Jack coming out healthier if he actually committed to them rather than just preaching about them online.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's hard to get accurate historical data for how prevalent heart disease was back then, but the odds are pretty good that it wasn't any better than other peoples who were alive back then.

But fatty just wants to cope by pretending that his MEAT GUD diet is healthy
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The heart disease thing I agree with but you look at the South Sea islanders and they're all fat due to processed foods. You can't argue with that.

Taken as a whole 60% of the population is obese. The island of Naru in 1953 compared to now.
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Processed food and lack of activity has changed the people this much in only 70 years. And this is endemic in the South Pacific.
 
She Brings The Rain said:
Isn't this the screenshot where he smashed half the burger into his face and got sauce everywhere? Still one of the most bizarre things I've seen; that's a level of gluttony that you truly don't often catch on camera outside of shit like My 600lb Life. He was quite literally pushing the burger into his mouth to get as much food in at once as possible.
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Jepp. And he truly enjoyed the Burger. Untill Tam pointed it out after they "diagnosed" the Burger that there was no Bacon inside. Then the tantrum started and she had to drive back lmao.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Of course fatty would be willing to put his life and his wife's life at risk from a tornado because of fast food.

I was cheering for the tornado though
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He's like one of those tornado chasers, but with tacos. He's even got the camera.

In some alternative universe this would be hilarious, except he's putting another person's life at risk...even if it is Tammy. Jr. on the other hand...

(I'm just kidding, he's got a kid coming on the way.)
 
Doctor of Autism said:
I'm pretty sure there's a few strokes missing there
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By my count, no particular order:

According to Jack:
1. In California, where he ghosted for a bit and did a video explaining why he was gone.
2. Cold coffee video
3. Blueberry ice cream muffins video
4. His most recent one with the nursing home arc.

Unofficially:
5. The time he woke up in the middle of the night, half his body numb, and then went back to sleep after a half hour.
6. The time he went to the ER, got pissy that he had to wait and all the nurse would give him before a doctor came was Tylenol, and left without seeing the doctor.

I keep on saying, his next is going to be Biblical.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
By my count, no particular order:

According to Jack:
1. In California, where he ghosted for a bit and did a video explaining why he was gone.
2. Cold coffee video
3. Blueberry ice cream muffins video
4. His most recent one with the nursing home arc.
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I'm pretty sure 3. and 4. are the same here.
 
Tiresome said:
I'm pretty sure 3. and 4. are the same here.
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They are. He's had at least four though. The California one, the one where he woke up half numb and then left the hospital (he claims this wasn't a stroke because he wasn't diagnosed as having one), the cold coffee one, and then the one shortly after he did that blueberry ice cream muffin one where he tweeted his "awful" experience and how they tried to starve him to death. I'm pretty sure there was a fifth one but I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed or not.
 
There is a theory that he had another stroke during the Mario movie. In his review of it, he says he "got sick" and had to leave partway through the movie. He was also completely silent on social media for several days after seeing it.
 
Whaler said:
They are. He's had at least four though. The California one, the one where he woke up half numb and then left the hospital (he claims this wasn't a stroke because he wasn't diagnosed as having one), the cold coffee one, and then the one shortly after he did that blueberry ice cream muffin one where he tweeted his "awful" experience and how they tried to starve him to death. I'm pretty sure there was a fifth one but I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed or not.
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He keeps appearing to have transient ischemic attacks from time to time. Personally I think it's just globules of cholesterol short circuiting his brain but that's wishful thinking. I feel the issues is he's just too stupid and his brain is seizing up.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
He keeps appearing to have transient ischemic attacks from time to time. Personally I think it's just globules of cholesterol short circuiting his brain but that's wishful thinking. I feel the issues is he's just too stupid and his brain is seizing up.
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Considering TIAs are usually a warning sign of a stroke and he's already had more than a few of the real ones, it wouldn't shock me if he has had upwards of a dozen TIAs in his life during the periods between each stroke.

Jack being Jack ignores every sign his body gives him that something is wrong and that it needs to be fixed.
 
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