💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
Maybe it’s been said, but whippets truly are the perfect drug for Rackets in his current situation.
Not because they can be abused without showing on a piss test, but because they’re the PERFECT crutch.

Anytime there’s an intrusive thought of self reflection, crack a whippet.
Anytime there’s friction in the household, crack a whippet.
Anytime there’s confrontation, pushback or pressure, crack a whippet.

Just crack a whippet and for the next minute you’ll completely dissociate, and when you return you won’t remember what triggered the reason for doing said whippet.

And you can crack a whippet anywhere!
In any room of your house, anywhere on your property and even in your car once you’ve got a little privacy from those damn kids.

Nick, crack a whippet my friend. You deserve it.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
Maximal intimidation pfp:
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☝️Asking for the footage.
👇Watching the footage.
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Vulkan said:
well more openly gay, the faggotry was always there
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Less competent at repressing his latent faggotry, which is further proof as if any was needed that Nick is a special little bitch who hates god because he wanted even more shit handed to him.

His parents are fucking failures for how poorly they raised Nick, that he can’t meet any challenge without resorting to punishing himself to try to prompt other people to save him.

That’s what the nitrous arc is; your basic bitch cry for help. Well NICK, nobody can stop you from ruining your own life without locking you up
 
Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!
 
Tayto said:
It's small-town Minnesota, not only is Kayla's family local to the area, but the entire family is deeply involved with the community, would not be surprised if the Sheriff/prosecutor was doing it for Kayla rather than Nick.
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This is almost certainly the reason why in spite of being a consistently belligerent cunt to literally everyone involved in his legal process, Rekieta is still being nose-guarded by the same people he's spent the better part of a year defaming and decrying. It's one of those peculiar things that's just ubiquitous to rural and semi rural middle-of-fucking-nowhere's the world over, you just don't air the parish's dirty laundry to outsiders. Because while they might not have any love for Nick, they absolutely do want to maintain the respectability of the county, and as you pointed out, reduce the embarrassment for the local extended family as much as humanly possible.

At the end of the day though public transparency should always trump the sensitivities of local public reps. And besides blatant sweeping like this, even if done with good intent never ends well, as if it becomes entrenched in an area it almost always leads to coverups of things like child abuse and corruption. So in a roundabout way Null's doing the law abiding people of Kandiyohi County a favour in the long run.
 
DemsBNutz said:
Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!
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I’ve just given up on it being something anyone is following up with. Which is pretty outrageous, considering the context of other ongoing cases
 
DemsBNutz said:
Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!
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There are literally so many things. That's what makes this so hilarious. We have no idea why this weirdo, this freak, got a phone call while on stream and completely freaked out and apparently had to drive somewhere immediately, and then immediately invoked his reflexive "DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEDZ AROUND" lie.

Everyone knows that was a lie and the truth is incredibly EMBARRASSING (remember when Nick loved that word so much), and while we may not know the exact details yet, whatever Nick experienced is going to be SUPER EMBARRASSING!
 
Sean/ Potentially Criminal/ The Fat Man said that it likely was Nick crying to the County more than the County deciding to cover it up.

Nick is literally spazzing out to the people trying to imprison him. I bet he suicide baited, @AnOminous you think he suicide baited?
 
Philly Phunk Machine said:
I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.
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That's an important part of the experience too. As they narrow down you get to know them and then you can speculate on which bridge gets burned next. If it wasn't for that we wouldn't have the Rare Gators thread.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
I’ve just given up on it being something anyone is following up with. Which is pretty outrageous, considering the context of other ongoing cases
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As far as I'm aware we have:
- Aaron hacking case.
- Bodycam.
- Montegraph defamation.
- Probation.
- Whatever Gabe Hoffman knows.
Bad news he received are likely related to one of those things.
 
I now understand what a shark feels like. I never knew. There's blood in the water.

I want to go into a frenzy. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD!

FRENZY!

Feel free, my finny friends.
 
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