💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 168 24.2%
  • Total voters
    693
Horrified Bystander said:
I’m still dozens of pages behind but I’m trying to find this video I saw on the thread but it’s impossible to find. It was a parody song of rekieta in court, might have been AI? It was about the judge throwing the book at him. Anyone have any idea what I’m talking about? It was from like 3000 pages ago….
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This was hard to find. My YouTube archive

OVERRULED! (A Nick Rekieta Animated Story) by Lipstick Larry
 
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.
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One of the reasons they're short for their age is their diet: there's not much protein and calcium in doritos and fanta. His daughter is the one who asked for a honey sandwich on that stream. If that's what they eat then I'm not surprised.
 
Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
I think @John Andrews Stan and I both come from a culture with a lot of big middle- and upper-middle-class families. So maybe he/she can confirm or tell me I'm off base here.

It has stuck out to me for a long time that Nick says all of his kids are 100% healthy and fine.

Frankly, that really doesn't happen very often. If you have five kids, you're probably going to have some issues. If you're lucky, maybe one or two with dyslexia, a stutter, side-swiped by the Aspergers. If you're less lucky, you have a kid with serious health issues or major behaviours.

Nick lists every activity they do so he's not worried about their privacy. But not one kid needs a tutor? No specialist appointments? No OT/PT/SLP? Nothing? For FIVE? This would be a lucky streak for two typical parents who do everything right. For someone raising their kids in chaos, it's unheard of.

It's significantly more likely that the kids are straight-up neglected. They have very serious needs, they're not okay, and they're not getting any help for it because he's neglecting them in favour of coke. So basic stuff that typical parents would have investigated (like why they're so very short) just gets ignored and he tells everyone how FINE they are.

Also pretty sure what Aaron was hinting about is that the child has extreme behaviours and when he heard about the cocaine, that made sense to him. He means that Nick's favoured daughter is completely out of control.
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The way this wormy pisher talks and acts you just know his kids are definitely neglected. They probably have fucking rickets thanks to this faggot's neglect. Children are a blessing, always and they center a life on something other than yourself.
Naturally for this faggot that makes them enemies to subjugated. This faggot is a nightmare. Horrorcow.
And no the chiropractor bullshit doesn't count, one or more would need dental, medical, training, something. He has bad blood and his wife is no beauty queen so the idea two humanoid rats would produce superkids is laughable at best.
 
Melty Butter said:
the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions.
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Who the fuck would let their kid stay at a swinger crack den?

Nick is beginning his career of crime by becoming megamind.
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"Parasocial relationship" is the new "Why do you care". Screenshot is of Stallyn's comment section. Instead of answering there, he considered this important enough to take to Twitter. He also was in Melton's chat again but didn't say anything interesting.
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I just noticed something.

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This channel description is grossly inaccurate and needs to be fixed. Lawyer? Scotch? No, that won't do at all.

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That's better!

"Nick Rekieta breaks down."

The new Rekieta Law channel.
 
"minnesota lawyer" im just as much of a lawyer as nick is.

anyways in regards to his fingers i think there's a likelihood it's whippet related

but it could also be heart damage from all the boozing he has done
this could lead to circulation problems particularly in his hands and feet since theyre the farthest from the heart

im curious if he ever goes to the doctor
 
It has been so long since we have seen Kayla I wonder some times if she is still living at the house. Like it just seems like she is never there. Couldn’t join him for his karaoke stream. He is having to feed the kids during streams. She isn’t there to keep them out of the room while he is streaming. But then again she has brought him food to eat, I believe. It just seems like no one is watching the youngest while Nick is streaming.
 
bookers said:
im curious if he ever goes to the doctor
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Sure he does, to get more legally abusable medication and enough ketamine to put down a horse. But for everything else, what makes you think a doctor knows more than Nick about anything? A doctor will tell you dumb shit like "you should sleep for more than 3 hours a day" and "it's not normal to look like an elongated smurf". Hell naw, Quora is where it's at for medical advice.
 
iheartnick said:
It has been so long since we have seen Kayla I wonder some times if she is still living at the house. Like it just seems like she is never there. Couldn’t join him for his karaoke stream. He is having to feed the kids during streams. She isn’t there to keep them out of the room while he is streaming. But then again she has brought him food to eat, I believe. It just seems like no one is watching the youngest while Nick is streaming.
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I hope she is busy getting rehabbed but more likely she’s still a strung out whore who is just more angry at baldo man for ruining the fun with a whore then being a half competent parent. Hopefully she can be there for her kids so they have atleast one parent who won’t be dead before they get into college.
 
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