🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,620
This is Animus so there's a lot to do here
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How can there be a lot to do in something that's been 99% complete for years, and releasing "next month" for most of that.
 
cigint said:
How can there be a lot to do in something that's been 99% complete for years, and releasing "next month" for most of that.
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Mald just doesn't specify his scales. Animus' progress is just logarithmic, but that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.
 
el gordo said:
every major twitch streamer talking about how add revenue is down by a lot really reinforces how funny it was that jason burnt the bridge with devin nash becsaue 'well my money is the same therefor it dose not exist'
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I wonder how his burrito index is fairing.
 
Black Willow Lurker said:
Ironically, the ferret stream is probably less (if at all) botted than the Mald one. He always talks about how the ferretschwitz is funded by the Twitch ads, so the "viewers" are probably the bleeding hearts wanting to save ferrets who just keep the stream open.

What I find impressive is Mald's complete and utter ineptitude when it comes to the ferret stream. Single static camera angle that doesn't even cover the whole room? Really? Fucking buy a couple of 10$ webcams and place it somewhere interesting. If you're feeling fancy you might even try to actually engage the audience somehow. Add some interactivity to chat, like changing camera angles or some shit, you're the e-celeb 1337 h4x0r, figure it out.

And just for reference, there's this stream with around 900 viewers and chat moves only marginally faster, probably because there's more to look at.
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Yeah seems like it would be trivial to periodically rotate amongst camera feeds, or even make it so that users can superchat to switch camera feed.
 
Burnt Effigy said:
that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.
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next he'll reveal that the rng works by taking screenshots of the game every frame and sum all of the pixels up but how dare we question it we're all very stupid idiots who doesn't understand the genius of stenographic passwords either
 
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Anonymous Against Foodism said:
next he'll reveal that the rng works by taking screenshots of the game every frame and sum all of the pixels up but how dare we question it we're all very stupid idiots who doesn't understand the genius of stenographic passwords either
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You're not thinking big enough. Every screenshot of every frame needs to be saved and cumulatively added together so we have a giant fuckass folder that rapidly grows in size. Because it's complicated and expensive, its good. This is how programming works, retard
 
Burnt Effigy said:
Mald just doesn't specify his scales. Animus' progress is just logarithmic, but that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.
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The progress of Animus reminds me of Zeno's arrow, where the tortoise is Animus' completion rate and Achilles is Jason's development effort:

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35z07ohix said:
i think it's a big mistake to merge the ferret stream and the piratesoftware stream.

he'll get more money in the short term, but it's kind of like putting all his eggs in one basket. if his reputation and viewership tanks, which is likely, then that will take down the ferrets too.
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Its going to fuck everything up. No one will be able to tell when its him streaming or his ferrets. So people that were expecting him will be disappointed. People that were expecting the ferrets will be disappointed. The amount of macro-management this is going to need, and we know he sucks at management. How does this not completely blow up in his face.
 
Is his ego really so fragile that he'd fuck himself over hardcore just to temporarily rid himself of the ego hit that is "number go down"?
Oh what am I saying, fucking himself over hardcore was how he got himself in this mess in the first place.
 
Surprised to see that fat furfag talk about SKG and Jason. I thought he would just glaze Jason in this, but surprisingly he didn't.

Ross also made a pretty good comment on the video along with a pastebin since youtube kept deleting his comment.
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