🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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FatPrickTomlinson said:
Was i supposed to feel unsympathetic to the neighbor? He sounds pretty fuckin awesome if you ask me. Has a job? Based. Race realist? Based. Loving family? Based. Scammed his way out of incarceration to smoke more meth? Based. Op being a filthy redskin? L
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I don't think he's back to smoking meth - APS placed him in like, in a day-program now for disabled adults and he gets drug tested. Also, I left out the part where he was once suspected of drowning stray cats. Oh, who am I kidding, you'd probably find that endearing.

Anyway, I think a mandatory day program (if those even exist in Wyoming) would be a good option for Cobes, instead of a group home. I've noticed they're becoming a more popular alternative to group homes, I guess since they're cheaper to operate/don't actually house the disabled adults - they go home in the evening.

Pascal's Wagie said:
In a deposition with the Special Trollsecutor, President Saunders couldn't even recall the year that his bearded dragon Puff disappeared. He also had trouble remembering the recipes to food hacks and the reason he had classified documents pertaining to the America's Strategic Wand stockpile in his trailer.
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...could he have alcohol induced dementia? Or is Cobes too young (late 30's?) for the neurodegenerative effects of daily alcohol consumption to have permanently fried his brain?
 
'Ole Dente said:
1. Almost set the kitchen on fire with grease and tried to stop it with salt and the word “Stop.”
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The simple fact he used salt instead of water when there is thousands of videos of people on Tiktok and Youtube who are supposedly of average intellect who immediately grab the water and burn their kitchens down should say something.
 
WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows said:
While I am aware that Wyoming does not consider developmental disabilities and addiction to drugs or alcohol on its own as ground for commitment, when it appears in combination with mental illness the calculation changes.
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Interesting, I don't know if anyone has ever tried deep diving into the legallity of putting Cobes into a group home.

What's your take on Clint being a bad father?
 
'Ole Dente said:
Yeah. I can count, right now, how many incidents he’s had where he’s presented as a danger to himself and others.

1. Almost set the kitchen on fire with grease and tried to stop it with salt and the word “Stop.”
2. Fucking around with a blowtorch in front of spray cans to light some Arab smoking implement (Eviction 1.)
3. Threatened to stab Scotty’s sister because Scotty’s sister is a fucking mongoloid.
4. Semi-threatened to stab a bartender? Not sure about this one.
5. Tried to off himself with a shotgun, maybe?
6. Tried to, but not really, performatively stab himself with a short sword because he got hammered on Peach Schnapps and felt ashamed for destroying his guitar.

That’s over almost two decades, that’s pretty good all things considered. I’m tempted to include “Destroyed the apartment complex’s
washing machines” but I’m sure that was Jessica and it wouldn’t be fair to attribute it to him.
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7. Playing around with a loaded shotgun drunk off his ass on one of Porkney’s streams.
 
I know the topic has been done to death, but fuck it. I think the quickest way to actually get him in some sort of program, would be the rent angle. Everyone points out he's lived on his own this long, but that's because Clunt handles all that. If the boy was 100% on his own for securing and facilitating rent payments (and the same for food), he'd quickly end up homeless.

Once homeless and drunkenly shuffling around live streaming, he'd probably eventually get swept up by the police and referred into something after enough shenanigans, at least on a 72 hour psyche hold.

Then again that catch and release cycle would probably just repeat constantly and not go any further, there's loads of homeless milling about that don't get swept into various programs (or refuse to stay in them if they do).
 
Good news! Sora (OpenAI image generator) knows who KingCobraJFS is!

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'Ole Dente said:
No, Clint could not actually do this. In order to involuntarily commit somebody in Wyoming, their mental illness needs to clearly present as a danger to themselves or others, precluding addiction. This involves mental examination by a professional and a lengthy court process and any U.S judge, particularly in Wyoming, is going to operate with extreme caution when it comes to depriving a vulnerable citizen of their liberties.
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Eventide said:
I thought APS just does that on its own, regardless of what said vulnerable adult's parents want?

My slow methhead neighbor, who lived on his parent's property but was otherwise an independent adult with a job (note: methheads are surprisingly good at holding down jobs....since it pays for meth) had APS show up one day & involuntarily commit his meth'ed up retard ass after he kept driving high/drunk into ditches & running around in public half naked screaming about *checks notes* "them nigg..." well, you get the idea.

His mom was furious APS intervened, and was like "the state kidnapped my boy" and actually hired lawyers/called political favors/wrote in church bulletins/did fucking everything to try to get her dumb violent meth son uncommitted (mind you, the other option was JAIL). I think he eventually got released months later, heavily medicated/monitored/I heard he's now legally unable to own weapons or computers. His family is unhinged white supremacist trash so I never cared enough to get the full story, lest they shoot me for being an injun.
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The confusion about what APS would do is easily explained by the fact that social workers in these kinds of systems tend to do whatever the fuck they want to & leave everyone else to deal with the consequences. The results vary wildly. Courts usually do whatever APS or CPS tells them to. The individual social workers might be way too lax or way too strict. Outside of findings of extreme abuse ort neglect, these people do nothing but generate opinions on what lifestyles are appropriate or not. No one wants to do that job and it is hard to fire them, impossible to sue. I would say that social workers make the incorrect judgment by default, with a minority of them being good enough at their work to be able to tell who needs to be forced into help and who will be fine without it.

APS wyoming's website mentions "self neglect", like failing to get dental care, as an area of concern. I am sure they would go check it out if someone reported him, but I don't know if he would be better or worse off by their intervention. I have seen some pants on head retarded shit from social workers in the past and don't have confidence they won't leave him worse off. OTOH it could end up being a miracle that saves his life. I'm not comfortable gambling that way with a stranger's life, but someone else on the internet probably is. I would be shocked if no one reported him, he doesn't have a chance of solving his problems on his own and his mouth degrading causes a visceral reaction in anyone who sees.
 
sperginity said:
I would be shocked if no one reported him
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I assume shit touchers probably already tried that angle and that Clunt being vaguely in charge of aspects of his life (I word it that way since I'm not that deep in the lore but I've always assumed poppa nips has POA or something akin to that over the dark lord) probably ended up being a wall they couldn't breach. We already saw a logs reporting him to animal welfare outfits over Puff.
 

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New spam food hack from the boy. Noticed in the background, sitting on his kitchen counter, he has a bottle of Fish Oil which is recommended to improve liver health. Coincidence? I wonder if that was a doctor or Clint recommendation?
 
Hennimore said:
Noticed in the background, sitting on his kitchen counter, he has a bottle of Fish Oil which is recommended to improve liver health. Coincidence? I wonder if that was a doctor or Clint recommendation?
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it might just be something NAL left there when she was over. or he thinks fish oil means oil that tastes like fish so he tosses them into meals for extra fish taste.
 
We know Josh loves Snape, he thinks Snapes unanswered love for Lily is just like his love for LN
I can't wait for his reaction to the official cast of the new Harry Potter TV-Show. They made Snape black and Hermione brown
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Dominic McLaughlin as Harry Potter
Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger
Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley
John Lithgow as Albus Dumbledore
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape
Nick Frost as Hagrid
Janet McTeer as Minerva McGonagall
Luke Thallon as Quirrell
Paul Whitehouse as Argus Filch

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