📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stan]

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Face the wall / howitzer

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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Why do they think standing there with their deformed cone tits out will help their cause? Even if I believed in this dumb ideology, I’d still be embarrassed by their behavior. You just made it a thousand percent harder to explain to conservatives (or anyone) why they deserve a) free titty skittles and b) to use the same bathroom as your daughter. Thanks a lot, dickheads.

 

[barrow greeter]

Why do they think standing there with their deformed cone tits out will help their cause?

spiteful mutants gotta spiteful mutant

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

LMAOOOOO

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[Dolly Brooks]

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What happened to Sunday Best instead of dressing like aborted DDR characters?

 

[Sean Andalou]

I pledge allegiance ...

Reddit -- Archive

https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Trans_Loving_Trans

Here's one, but there are several competing varieties.


The real news is that "Queer Vexillology" is a thing.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I always kind of wandered once sent home if he used that little piece of information to meet and nail her.

This is shamelessly Gen X nostalgia nerdery speaking, but the film as released never shows David speaking to the girl he had a crush on at the beginning (Jennifer), which seems like an oversight.

But there was storyboarded scene (and at least partially filmed) with David sitting on the pier (having gotten back to 1978 ) and talking to a girl on the 4th of July. The twist is that it's NOT Jennifer but Carolyn (Sarah Jessica Parker's character) and they are both the same age--and David realises who she is. And has the courage to talk to her.

Like holy shit what a perfect resolution and they just....deleted it. This documentary talks about it (at 38 minutes):

/end shameless fansquee

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What an absolutely QUINTESSENTIAL AGP tranny avatar.

Does this avatar represent the 10-year-old girl he wants to be, the 10-year-old girl he wants to diddle or both?

According to Fredo, these photos demonstrate trans joy.

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Fact-check; eh.
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I always wonder what the ones that sort-of-pass really think of the others when they're together.

The more miserable a troon looks, the more you have to clap your hands like a seal and say that they're showing trans joy. Ellen Page and her orbiters insist that she's never been happier, but ever since pooning out, she always looks like she's one act of misgendering away from joining the 41 percent.

 

[Detective Carey]

LMAOOOOO

For me it's a tossup between the dangerhair'd one in the front mansplaining at someone off frame, and the edgy goth/grunge one on the far right. Points for the waist tied flannel, haven't seen that since the actual 90s.

 

[Positron]

 

[Dr Bathroom]

LMAOOOOO

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wtf does he have ninja turtle feet?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

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KILL KILL KILL

 

[TismFarmer]

Nooooo!
Billy Connolly, what have you done?!

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Pooner has a hard time finding a job. Blames it on everyone else's transphobia and the fact her "too many mental health issues" mean she can't work full time. The inevitable solution: Prostitution!

Reddit / Archive

Spoiler: Full thing

I came out at the age of 11 to my school. I'm possibly autistic and I was raised by a narcissist (so I wasn't raised, just neglected) and I had no idea of the impact it'll have on me now. Me coming out was huge in our school; people 4 years older than me knew about me and harassed me. I was called brave by some.

I stood up to authority and I took no shit. I was strong but now it's failed me. I've changed my name and took hormones so now I need to socially commit in order to find a job, because I don't want to detransition just for employment.

I was naive. No one could prepare me for the job market. No one my age struggled so hard and some refused to understand why I was struggling and blamed me. My parents never helped with anything except the bare minimum to keep me alive + some gifts to bribe me to act how they wanted (specifically the sperm donor). I thought I could get just any low end job with no experience like all my teachers said was possible. I thought I could deny unfavourable jobs and get something better.

Boy was I fucking wrong. Now there's employment places I'm pretty sure blacklisted me. The place I live in has a population of around 50k, yet it feels like everyone already knows who I am and that I'm trans. Maybe I don't fully pass, but I thought I passed enough. I shouldn't have rejected that one cleaning job with part time hours even if I had to work every day. I can only work part time because I have too many mental health issues to handle full time, plus I have no safe space to go to anymore and everywhere feels hostile. I don't want to live with my parents anymore.

I'm at least lucky to have a partner that's willing to help me and house me in the future. But he doesn't understand that maybe my only chance to gain an income without losing it is online sex work. He still thinks he can find a place to employ me that won't make me feel like dying again. He refuses to engage in that conversation. I don't want to rely on him anyways, but he doesn't like the idea of me doing online sex work and could even break up with me if I do. It feels like I could be free with him soon, but it doesn't seem like it's soon enough.

I'm tired of this. Living with my narcissistic dad has drained me. I don't feel comfortable showing happiness because his emotions are what everyone is meant to feel at the time, and I got criticised and threatened for enjoying myself. So now I do things and enjoy them but I'm forced to be quiet. I'm naturally loud. It's horrible. I don't want to exist like this anymore.

Someone take me to trans island where I can just make twitch content and youtube videos without having to remove my spark due to my environment, where I can go out and do things without cis peoples judgement and where my healthcare won't be denied over some bs technicality or just cos the pharmacy couldn't care less about helping me. I'm so done living in their society. Even cis people are miserable and they still can't break their own bubbles to realise this attitude of hatred towards anyone different is killing all of us, not just the minorities they hate.

Plenty pooner go the whore route, nothing new there. I did get curious about her looks, since she's been transitioning since the age of 11... even if she was pre-op, surely she's worked hard on a vaguely masculine look, at the very least.


Ah. Nevermind.

Given how most of her Reddit history is posting about her narcissistic father to the point of alarm, fishing for compliments in r/FTMFeminity and posting in r/ADHDWomen, I think it's fair to say the main reason she's having a hard time finding a job is because she's a raging basketcase who looks the way she does but insists she's one of the lads. Can't risk having the general public accidentally do a hecking misgendering and risk a scene. Very transphobic, I know. So it is time to whore.

 

[Baumstriezel]

My God, this whole post is a fucking masterpiece.

I stood up to authority and I took no shit.

Off to a great start!

My parents never helped with anything except the bare minimum to keep me alive + some gifts to bribe me to act how they wanted

Really, when you think about it, housing and feeding your adult child, as well as occasionally buying her gifts, is not that different from keeping her chained to the basement radiator.

Now there's employment places I'm pretty sure blacklisted me.

This is one of two very specific things she brings up that really makes me

I got criticised and threatened for enjoying myself. So now I do things and enjoy them but I'm forced to be quiet. I'm naturally loud. It's horrible.

Oh, ok, so she lives with her dad and keeps him up at night being noisy. Urgh, abusive landl*rds and their unreasonable demands.

But he doesn't understand that maybe my only chance to gain an income without losing it is online sex work. He still thinks he can find a place to employ me that won't make me feel like dying again

“Honey, I just saw that they’ve got an opening at whataburger, maybe you could-“
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I NEED TO SELL HOLE PICS, IT’S THE ONLY WAY! THE ONLY WAY, I TELL YOU!”

where I can just make twitch content and youtube videos without having to remove my spark

I’m always fascinated by how so many of these people are so mentally ill that a part time job will cause them to jump off a bridge, but… 100% public facing, 24-7 grind with no days off and a lower than 1% chance to earn a living? No, that’s fine, they’d apparently have plenty of spoons for that.

And selling hole pics.

where my healthcare won't be denied over some bs technicality or just cos the pharmacy couldn't care less about helping me.

Second moment. I wonder why someone would randomly bring up needing a pharmacy to “help her”. Especially since she apparently can get her T just fine… Gears are a-grindin’… methinks perhaps being the manliest man who ever manned might not exactly be the reason she can’t hold down a job.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

LMAOOOOO

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That's just my Uncle Kyle if he took up crossdressing.

 

[Otterly]

I reckon we have a new rising star to look for here:

Actual out loud chuckle when I saw this

is certified lunatic Alan "Sarah Jane" Baker who castrated himself in jail.

That dog needs the ‘if you only knew how bad things really are’ sticker.
They seem to think that getting their moobs out might make them arrested, but being topless in public, I don’t think that’s an arrestable offence here at all man or woman. So all it does is expose the public to them in all their insane glory. Not a single person will have looked at this protest and been more sympathetic to troons. This is the kind of thing you’d walk past and be barking at the younger kids to cover their eyes and thinking oh shit, now we have to have the ‘why these men are insane’ talk with the older ones.
The best anti Troon inoculation is simply encountering them in the wild. It’s quite wonderful,
It’s also been quite chilly recently, there’s a reason we don’t really need legislation against people being naked in public in this country. It’s mainly Baltic

 

[Statix_Shark]

Pooner has a hard time finding a job. Blames it on everyone else's transphobia and the fact her "too many mental health issues" mean she can't work full time. The inevitable solution: Prostitution!

That's certainly the face of someone you can trust with your genitals.

 

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Torontonian aims to be the 5,000th transman to drown in Lake Ontario.