💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Drama Trauma said:
South Park predicted a "respected, religious and liked family man lawyer" to fallout on drugs.
In this case instead of "cheesing" it's "whipp it":
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If we remove the "kippah" and put Nick's hairstyle on it will almost look like him.
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
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Unironically Nick Rekieta
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Nick is Towlie.
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On every conceivable level, Nick is towlie
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newuser131 said:
the simplest explanation is most likely the truth. i don't see how rekieta's trust fund is protected from a divorce. if rekieta dies, i am sure the trust goes to his wife and kids. so if rekieta got divorced, i can see how the courts will alter the trust to give half to the wife.
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Worst case scenario for Nick/Celeste is that in the case of divorce, the court mandates Kayla be made a full trustee, meaning she would have more influence than Nick or his parents over the money as far as the kids portion of the inheritance is concerned - in that situation she could theoretically have Nick entirely cut off from the trust.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Xitter user "AFStreamWatch" makes a very interesting point during this discussion.
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"Imagine being friends with a revenge pornographer. That's DISGUSTING"
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Well, he is wrong, they aren't friends, they just have mutual enemies. They are friends in the same way two addicts on probation who bump into eachother during screenings are friends.

Everyone on this picture hate eachother.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Kaneau went on with Chad Zumock, talking about her balldo struggle session, doing the rounds to milk this newfound adoration for all its worth.
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Running things into the ground seems to be a Keanu trademark.
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
She says streaming tonight and says she's going after the cows on Pretty-Anti-Social on the show tonight. "Those stupid wine moms are making a major mistake. They're not good people, and maybe they need to know it."
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What Keanu should be doing is going for the layup on Nick by trying to trick or trap him into being on another livestream with her. Nobody cares about the opinions or history of leather-bag hanger-ons.
 
Stiffy said:
Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
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it was so manic and schizophrenic that i don't think there was much to take from it. it was just drunk nick cryptic musings of a fucking midwit with a writing degree. i don't think there's anything to extract from it besides nick is a basic bitch and can't stitch together cohesive stories or thoughts.
 
I'm sorry that Drex is a groomer, but a real best friend would beat the living shit out of his best friend for this nigger behavior.

Drex, I know you watch the thread... You must fuck Kayla to complete your bull ark. Your childhood best friend is far gone and you must make his comeuppance more painful.
 
arc minsk said:
it was so manic and schizophrenic that i don't think there was much to take from it. it was just drunk nick cryptic musings of a fucking midwit with a writing degree. i don't think there's anything to extract from it besides nick is a basic bitch and can't stitch together cohesive stories or thoughts.
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I think it was a period of time between Nick was convinced he was getting divorced and Kayla putting his second-wife schemes into a metaphorical chokehold.

April was openly shitting on Kayla, professing her love for Nick, they both thought they'd get their happy little child-free ending in a rented condo in Minneapolis.

Then comes the hammer blow of @Fapcop's shining star. Nick whimpers and dismisses his sultry harlot. She is quietly shoo'ed away to Grandfather Rekieta's house to live out her Qover days in exile until January, where she's told to fuck off.
 
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Extreme Crusader said:
I'm sorry that Drex is a groomer, but a real best friend would beat the living shit out of his best friend for this nigger behavior.

Drex, I know you watch the thread... You must fuck Kayla to complete your bull ark. Your childhood best friend is far gone and you must make his comeuppance more painful.
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he's waiting for the kids to get old enough to really put the dagger in nick's back.
 
Stiffy said:
Has anyone ever done a true deep dive analysis into the flurry of Twitter texts between Nick and Nick...er I mean April? And why did April change her Twitter name to something like "Aprillaw"?
That would include having fantasy conversations with himself. He may genuinely have a split personality too. Has anyone ever considered that?
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that was just a crackwhore sick of living in the murder bath house making a last ditch attempt to get Nick to kick his entire family out of the main house before she had to put in effort to go out to Stoney's and find a new cash machine afaik. pretty standard crackwhore behavior, and I do not fault her for trying. id say the odds are high mom and dad had to give him the final no on that one otherwise he'd have totally thrown the family to the curb over it. can't give up the trust tho
 
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Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

:really: Her body's broken!
:really:(((because of me)))
 
thebigdream said:
Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.
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I can easily see Nick going the faggoty-ass first week on FetLife fake "pleasure dom" route and demanding shit like "slave" or something on her body. Not for fun or fetish, but as a shit-test by an insecure effeminate cuckold.
 
thebigdream said:
Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

:really: Her body's broken!
:really:(((because of me)))
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It says “Spock” under the right one.
 
Sneed Force One said:
I can easily see Nick going the faggoty-ass first week on FetLife fake "pleasure dom" route and demanding shit like "slave" or something on her body. Not for fun or fetish, but as a shit-test by an insecure effeminate cuckold.
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i was always under the impression that is what april's dumbass wolf tattoo was. some weird humiliation shit nick talked her into getting.
 
Forfeited Heroes said:
She would've been a prime candidate for lobotomy back in the 50's even before all this shit went down just based on her first appearances on stream. I think she's escaped into her own world and mostly ignores her reality. Very sad and miserable stuff all around.
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Lobotomy? The woman of a thousand faces? Who married into a trust fund? Our girl didn't do too bad did she?
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