💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%

  • Total voters
    688
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
This is exactly how I imagine he "confronted" every woman in his life.
Given this impotent meltdown his stories sound a lot different, he could not even win an argument against Keanu with 4 people backing him up.
 
Nick never got as mad over Kayla's honor as he did over April's honor.

He got more mad over shit flung at Mandy than he did over shit flung at Kayla and her totally ruined body.

Dammit Nick!
 
This is exactly how I imagine he "confronted" every woman in his life.
Given this impotent meltdown his stories sound a lot different, he could not even win an argument against Keanu with 4 people backing him up.
The story about Aaron having to get between Nick and Kayla with a bat gains a scintilla of credibility (which I already believed, as it was specific but not overly so, and I don't believe has ever been countered, not that Nick has any actual recollection, possibly).
 
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
When does he start spamming the hard R like ethan does all the time?
 
Nick has now definitely seen the Geno and Keanu clip. He has commented on Youtube and is screaming at them on Twitter. It's all boring however, because he doesn't address the core issue. He leaked another Keanu DM, but it's a nothingburger.

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Nick has now definitely seen the Geno and Keanu clip. He has commented on Youtube and is screaming at them on Twitter. It's all boring however, because he doesn't address the core issue. He leaked another Keanu DM, but it's a nothingburger.

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Keanu, its time to post the April DMs.
Expose the fact April called Nick abusive.

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Of course Nick co-signs this faggoty-ass edgelord shit on Memorial Day.
Nick has never known a sense of honour or duty as Minnesota's most unemployed grifter.
The power America gained in WW2 kept the country on equal footing with the fucking Soviet Union for decades, leading to post-collapse Pax Americana, your average fucking middle-school kid knows this. RETARDS
 
Ultimately she had text messages between her and April that showed Nick in a bad light and it was making him go nuclear. Some of her one liners were also effective.
Also the fact that Keanu evidently had contact with April after the date of October 27 which Nick was so convinced was the last time they interacted with each other. This seemed to be the main cause of Nick losing his mind.

He seems to lack the understanding of social cues which would allow him to realize that being so confident about the last time two different people spoke is considered weird, and not in the funny way either.

I wouldn't necessarily say the parents are aware of that. The info was leaked here and is basically contained to here, twitter, and YT comments.
I believe they had to be present for the hearings since they were the temporary foster parents, and that is where the info came from, no?
The comment history you're referring to is regarding Bob and Celeste.

This should be clear: Bob & Celeste were NOT the temporary foster parents. Shari (Kayla's mom) and Dan Sletta (Kayla's stepdad) are generally believed to have been the temporary foster parents. They were already foster-certified. Kayla has several foster siblings.
@Melty Butter is correct but Bob was present for at least one of the hearings and was called as a witness. It would be kind of odd for him to not be aware of the underlying facts of the case to that extent.

Respectfully, I don't understand the confusion here. This is the second comment on the issue. My comment:

"Kayla's in-laws housed April"

That's OBVIOUSLY Bob and Celeste who are Kayla's IN-LAWS. How is my statement inaccurate? It's Bob and Celeste's home in Eagle Rock. Anyone paying attention knows that.
Yes, I see your point. I think the point of confusion, at least for me, was that in the context of a list of other things Kayla did, it could be read as Kayla being responsible for securing a new place for April to stay. I've edited my post to clarify.
 
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I agree something was a little odd about it, though she might just not have wanted Nick to know that it went past when he was absolutely certain it had stopped. I loved his disbelief, especially after trying to show off his cross-ex skills (which suck).
That could very well be the case—there are certainly a lot of "ifs" involved here. But following that line of thought, Rekieta mentioned that the last time he was interacting with April daily was back in January. Interestingly, Keanu also stated that their last message exchange was in January as well. Curious coincidence, isn’t it? Very sus. Of course, it’s also possible she replied that way simply to provoke an emotional reaction from Rekieta. The idea that she might still be in contact with April is likely something that will gnaw at him.
 
Taking a step back, it's interesting to see how:
  1. Nick has a habit of trying to take everything off to DMs, not wanting to discuss many things in public where he feels he can control the conversation
  2. Nick acts in such bad faith in arguments in public. I can't imagine how bad he is in private
  3. Nick will drop DMs, texts, images on a dime if it will make his enemies look bad
It's almost like Nick takes things to DMs for ammunition later, or just in case. Like he set up April with the Aaron goo-eating texts. Very Ralph-like behavior.
 
I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
“FIX HER!!!!!!”
 
Even if they weren't, if your son gets into this kind of trouble, and it becomes obvious that he has a problem with addiction, and you realize he has been lying to you for a very long time about multiple things (and your grandchildren's wellbeing seems to be at stake), there is no way that you let your lying, addict son be your only source of information about the whole thing. At least not if you care about those grandkids.
They don't give a flying fuck that Balldo is driving them around risking their lives wasted off his ass.
 
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Nick insists his entire brand isn't ☢️radioactive☢️, and its just the "algorithm" that doesn't know what to do with him.
Nevermind all the drugs, polycules, betrayal, abusing children, hanging out with pedophiles, screaming at women.

Its just YouTube being a little fucky-wucky! That estimate rate of -14.15% Average Viewer Count loss every week is just the algo playing up!
 
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I love how his only insults to women are these:
- you are fat
- you are a dumb bitch
- you are a dumb cunt
It's so vapid and futile, devoid of any creativity and combined with his nasally faggy voice, it doesn't even land.
You can find better misogynistic insults on the playground of a high school, whether it's from the boys or the girls.
To think about that, he's exactly like Ethan Ralph 🐷, who can only call someone a slut or a whore, prefixed with an adjective.
When he deviates from his stock insults and tries to freestyle, what he comes up with is more confusing than insulting. My favorite from the NLO Keanu chimpout: "Talking to you is like having a rap battle with a vibrator."
 
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