💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous said:
He looks very special needs. How do you get so fat that your actual face is fat? What person above the age of 12 wears a baseball hat backwards like a faggot?
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I am curious, are there bets on whether it will be heart or liver failure which kills him?

He has a shit diet, drinks heavily and never exercises, while sitting on his arse getting furious at strangers on twitter.

Is there any way to tell if he has already developed diabetes?


There could also be the possibility of doing an Elvis, with his fatty meat heavy diet.
Dying on the toilet while trying to pass a particularly stubborn mass of former meatloaf and pink sludge.
 
Cactuar King said:
Oh, heart for sure. Between how fat he is and all the stress he puts himself through, it'll burst like a paint balloon on a tank.
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I agree.
But I hope when he shuffles off the mortal coil, whenever that will be and hopefully many years in the future, that he does have a typically Patrick and embarrassing death resulting from his own stubbornness and incompetence.

Obviously doing an Elvis would be fantastic, but there is a massive risk of Niki finding his bloated corpse on their reinforced toilet, realizing she is finally free and leaving him there.

As he would be discovered weeks later once the smell gets far too much and the police eventually give in and bust his door through, I am sure they would keep the nature of his death private.
That and they would have to destroy the half hovel to get him out.

I think it would be better if he did an Elvis in a shithole bar.
Granted the people working there who have to deal with it would probably need therapy, I am sure it wouldn’t take them long to get over it and see the funny side.
 
Patrick, you aren't supposed to admit that Central Americans are the Democrat's new slaves.
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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New Pat selfie. Went to Pittsburgh for baseball. His ears have disappeared behind his fat cheeks.

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Holy fuck Niki. The Fat is absorbing her years. She does NOT look good. She probably wanted to do a no makeup lazy day (while going out, go figure) at the baseball park and Pat insisted on a selfie.
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He looks like Moonface. What a ridiculous looking man. He's gotta have Cushing's syndrome or some medical disorder.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
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Holy fuck Niki. The Fat is absorbing her years. She does NOT look good. She probably wanted to do a no makeup lazy day (while going out, go figure) at the baseball park and Pat insisted on a selfie.
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Niki has crossed the event horizon. She used to still have other options, in theory, but now her future is just Rick, inevitably. What a depressing thought.

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Rick self-soothes by declaring there's no scenario in which he could ever owe a penny as a result of his lolsuit. Based on his track record, it might be wise to get a second opinion.
 
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Summer of George said:
Bro is salty because he can't afford to hire Mexican day laborers to put up a fence or replace porch steps. He clearly considers such activities to be below him, but he has no choice.
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You've seen what his fences look like, I think everyone would feel safer if he paid the Mexicans to do it for him.
 
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Patrick, you aren't supposed to admit that Central Americans are the Democrat's new slaves.
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I have to agree with Patrick here. Slavery can be an ugly institution, but without it the impudent colored races have run wild and are no longer able to contribute to society in any meaningful way. I applaud Patrick's courage in taking such a firm stance in defense of the White Race.
 
You just KNOW Rick would have been boasting about that letter if he'd gotten it. The guy can't shut up to save his life (literally, if you ask him, since he's the one claiming his life is in danger from the stalker children).
 
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Be fat, do crime.
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Actually let him have this one. Highway driving in the US is downright horrific because so many people don't know how to get up to speed. I have many a horrid memory of driving up and down I-65 and catching people going 65 in a 75 in the fucking passing lane. Worst I've ever seen was 55 in a 75 with nobody in front. Just slow cruising for the love of the game.
 
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