💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

Nick's PO is female which I'm sure burns him to no end. Too funny.

Imagine being so weak that you get totally mogged any time you deal with a female authority figure.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Looking at that shit flinging dogpile like it was a real debate is retarded. But if the point of a debate is to persuade the audience Keanu obliterated them, and Nick did most of the heavy lifting for her.

"Oops, guess I misremembered that part hehe, I am a human being after all." (◡‿◡✿)
"But didn't April call you abusive too, Nick?"

"Me? ABUSIVE?"
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU EVIL BITCH CUNT"

I can't get over how Nick was reduced to a shaking, red, bitchboy, by a Live, Love, Laugh girl.
This is the best long weekend ever.

It reminds me of that Seeeean Seeeeean stream, where he was pouring himself whisky and downing it, whilst obviously fuming.

 

[daniel day]

I can only assume his police interview was a shitshow.

"Sir please stop hitting yourself, I just asked if you wanted water."

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's parents aren't ridiculed enough. They TOOK IN the other woman who was threatening to tear their son's family apart, that's some bullshit enabling behavior. I know your cokehead son is an adult now, but he probably needs parental guidance more than ever at this point.

Nick's dad lied under oath and claimed he's never seen Nick intoxicated in an attempt to help Nick get off so he can keep driving his kids drunk and high

The wall has room for Nick's parents

 

[Long Time Caller]

Well shit, I just learned the TMI sticker is a scouter. This whole time I thought it was a seatbelt or something. Anyways WE'RE OFFICIALLY OVER 9000!!!!

What's a scouter? I thought it was a seat belt too.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

So what is the reason that April won't talk to Keanu any more...

"Called Keanu high out of her mind, multiple times. So she did the only thing she thought she could do. I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Did you ever lose a friend to drugs? Tried to call Nick on instagram. Then contacted a common friend. Nick responded that to not worry about it. That he knew what she (April) was doing. Just from the way she was talking, she contacted Aaron. I just want her parent's number."

So from all of that, the sin against April either boils down to
1) Keanu talking to Aaron again to get April's parent's number, probably prompting Aaron to mention the phone call vaguely on his show, or
2) Calling April's parents to tell them what is going down with April.

Maybe...
3) Redeveloping a friendly relationship with Aaron.

April didn't do the smart thing and move back in with her parents to get back on her feet. So I don't think April is on good terms with her parents who don't want April to be strung out on drugs all of the time and tatted up like a Minnesota whore.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So I'm listening to the Melton stream from Nick's start now (before Keanu came on), talking about the arrest last year. Bragging about ditching the bullet of cocaine in his pocket to somewhere in the car (which had his daughter in it...) when he got out to be searched after the traffic stop before going to the house.

I get the cop who pulled him over didn't have a copy of the warrant (doh), but too bad they didn't (?) search the car (and/ or include the car in the warrant, if it wasn't covered [I have too many Rekieta and Greer legal docs saved to go searching, lol]). He was driving and carrying coke with his child (not the one who tested hot) in the car, ffs. Also how much do those bullets hold?

Also talking about the safe at the house...but I thought he always took it with him? Curious!

Cops put away their guns when they saw kids.

The coke was April's vial and "I didn't know it was there."

Nanny was "at minimum" 40 hours/ week. Did he pay OT (required)? Benefits (a few required)?

Spoiler: Select domestic employee laws

Federal:

Persons employed in domestic service in private homes are covered by the FLSA; they must be paid at least the federal minimum wage for all hours worked and overtime pay at time and a half the regular rate of pay for all hours worked over 40 in a workweek, unless they are subject to an exemption. (See Fact Sheet #79A Companionship Services Under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) for information about the "companionship services" exemption.) Domestic service workers who reside in the employer's home (and thus are "live-in" domestic service workers) may be exempt from the FLSA's overtime pay requirement.

https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fact-sheets/79b-flsa-live-in-domestic-workers

https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc756

Minnesota-specific:

Overtime Rules: Hourly employees in Minnesota are entitled to a special overtime pay rate of at least 1.5 times their regular hourly wage for all overtime worked, if they work more than 40 hours in a week. Overtime is also required for live-in employees if they work more than 48 hours in a week.

Workers’ Compensation: In Minnesota, workers’ compensation insurance is required if an employee earns more than $1,000 in a quarter. Please contact GTM for a price quote.

Paid Leave Laws: In Minnesota, household employers must follow the state’s Earned Sick and Safe Time law and Paid Family and Medical Leave program. Additionally, the cities of Bloomington, Minneapolis, and Saint Paul have paid leave laws that apply to household employers.

Paid Leave Laws​

Minnesota Earned Sick and Safe Time​

Minnesota’s earned sick and safe time law requires employers, including household employers, to provide paid leave to employees who work in the state.

Sick and safe time is paid leave that employees in Minnesota can use for specific reasons, including when they are ill, to care for a sick family member, or to seek assistance if they or a family member have experienced domestic abuse.

A household employee is eligible for sick and safe time if they work at least 80 hours in a year for a family in Minnesota. Temporary and part-time household employees are eligible for sick and safe time.

An employee earns one hour of sick and safe time for every 30 hours worked and can earn a maximum of 48 hours each year unless the employer agrees to a higher amount.

Employees can use their earned sick and safe time for any of the following reasons:

• the employee’s mental or physical illness, treatment, or preventive care
• a family member’s mental or physical illness, treatment, or preventive care
• absence due to domestic abuse, sexual assault, or stalking of the employee or a family member
• closure of the employee’s workplace due to weather or public emergency or closure of a family member’s school or care facility due to weather or public emergency
• when determined by a health authority or health care professional that the employee or family member is at risk of infecting others with a communicable disease
• attend a funeral or memorial, in addition to addressing financial or legal matters “that arise after” a family member’s death

Household employers are also required to:

• provide employees with their total number of ESST hours available and used each pay period on a written or electronic record
• provide employees with a notice at the start of employment — in English and in an employee’s primary language if that is not English, informing them about earned sick and safe time
• include a sick and safe time notice in the employee handbook if the employer has an employee handbook

https://gtm.com/household/household-employment-in-minnesota/#:~:text=Overtime%20Rules:%20Hourly%20employees%20in,that%20apply%20to%20household%20employers.

Breakup with April (nearly a quote, minor omissions):

"I thought Kayla was going to leave me...I thought that it was over, so April believed, and it was a good belief at the time, that once that was done, that she and I would then progress into a relationship that was just the two of us. And so what I believe Keanu is interpreting as emotional abuse...I thought my marriage was going to be over, and so she thought that I would be there, but then Kayla came to me one day and was like...let's figure this out...and I said...I can't imagine waking up and, if you're not around, texting you and just saying hey girl what's up? Like, the thought of 20 years of habit being gone, it is, was, like, I couldn't even get there. So I told April, right after that, I was, like, Kayla has asked me to try and salvage our marriage, and I said I don't do things half-assed. I told her I would try, she's my wife, I've loved her forever, I told you that I wouldn't leave her for you at the start of this, and I can't be in any kind of relationship with you if I'm going to save my marriage."

Supposedly April was just fine with that - still spoke for a month and a half after that - friendly. Then it derailed to Nick bitching about Keanu.

I think this is more or less the way it went down, and is about what I suspected had happened months ago, which is, "yes, I encouraged her fantasies but when it comes down to it she's disposable and no matter what I told her along the way, no matter that when I thought I was losing my standing in the world and was looking at a complicated, uncontrolled outcome, I went hard on future talk with her, but bc I said 80 million years ago at the start I wouldn't leave my wife, that's her misunderstanding, so sorry about that."

Yeah… now that I’m watching this again, it’s oddly suspicious how certain he was about the last message being on October 27th—and how utterly flabbergasted he looked when that turned out to be wrong. He confidently claims, “She [April] told me every day she talked to you [Keanu]. I have the text messages.”

Now, while it’s painfully clear that Rekieta isn’t exactly a connoisseur of healthy relationship dynamics, tracking who your mistress—or wife—is speaking to on a daily basis doesn’t scream emotional security. It reads more like controlling behavior rooted in a deep lack of trust.

Par for the course. Control, triangulation (separating/ driving a wedge between people and managing what each knows) are classic tactics for his type. And finding out people escaped that, even for a minute, burns and frightens them.

 

[MooseMuha]

I'm holding out hope that Keanu is still talking with April and that was why she was being cagey about answering when the last time they spoke. I would die laughing to see Nick find that out on a livestream.

 

[HackerX]

Par for the course for Nick. Remember when dax and him got into a shouting match with PPP and Drexel was ashamed at both of them?

I don't think there's nearly enough appreciation for how bad PPP broke the both of them on that stream. For Juju, it completely shattered the 'cool, unbothered' veneer that the simpiracy cracked, and Nick's feeble Juju guarding was just getting mercilessly ran over by the Canadian lesbian. You'd have expected someone who claimed to be a lawyer at the time to be linguistically superior but that wasn't the case.

Sat through all of the parts with Keanu. Really notable how agitated Nick gets when she appears and how he immediately relaxes when she leaves and he can start spinning his narratives unchallenged again.

Oh, I figured that was obvious when he clearly channeling Ralph's holler mode. ESPECIALLY when he left the stream and came back minutes later. It screams "I'M NOT MAD, I'M NOT MAD, I'M NOT MAD".

Keanu wins by doing absolutely nothing.

She knows the truth, to an extent, and that aspect is probably a huge factor to the seethe. Not just the truth, but a different perspective of the truth. He absolutely can not have other people hearing that, lest the weasel words work even less than usual.

 

[Lampon3]

Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I hate to say it. I really really hate to say it. I don't want it to happen and I don't want to say it but I have to.

He's got a shot at LCotY 2025.

A month or two ago I was in Ethan Ralph thread saying there was no way! It was going to be his what! The year of the pig! For the first time my confidence is shaken.

It's just so fucking rigged dude Give Rekieta a lifetime Lolcow award and disqualify him from LCotY because the competition cannot keep up with his kino output.

Honestly, I sort of agree. This should be his last eligible year! He has proven there's no such thing as rock bottom for him.

Wtf one day and I'm 100 pages behind???

I was fucking flabbergasted, I hadn't checked in for a couple so it was like 150 pages for me, he's a fucking workhorse bro.

-my honest reaction watching the thread this morning and waiting for page 9000
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-my honest reaction at page 9000
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New potential PFP, acquired.

 

[Nova902]

I'm holding out hope that Keanu is still talking with April and that was why she was being cagey about answering when the last time they spoke. I would die laughing to see Nick find that out on a livestream.

Nick wanted that last date time so he could yell at April for lying about not talking to Keanu after she swore she wouldn't

 

[AnOminous]

I dont know who keanu is or if she is retarded or not but she seemed pretty coherent to me and the only thing the rest of them could come up with to counter her was "hurr durr youre a dumb wahmyn" and it just came off as pure absolute cope.

I don't know, I'd been operating on the "bitch is retarded" theme but she totally fucking owned Nick while he was chimping out and melting down harder than I've ever seen before even while five pedos tried to gang up on her.

They are completely retarded and obsessed because Aaron has felted them all and keeps collecting win after win, no matter how hard they try to make him look bad.

Aaron at this point is Luigi, Mr. Magoo and the Road Runner wrapped up in one dude.

 

[Vibralldo]

So what is the reason that April won't talk to Keanu any more...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=re_kC2WYfw0:1093
"Called Keanu high out of her mind, multiple times. So she did the only thing she thought she could do. I'd rather do something rather than nothing. Did you ever lose a friend to drugs? Tried to call Nick on instagram. Then contacted a common friend. Nick responded that to not worry about it. That he knew what she (April) was doing. Just from the way she was talking, she contacted Aaron. I just want her parent's number."

So from all of that, the sin against April either boils down to
1) Keanu talking to Aaron again to get April's parent's number, probably prompting Aaron to mention the phone call vaguely on his show, or
2) Calling April's parents to tell them what is going down with April.

Maybe...
3) Redeveloping a friendly relationship with Aaron.

April didn't do the smart thing and move back in with her parents to get back on her feet. So I don't think April is on good terms with her parents who don't want April to be strung out on drugs all of the time and tatted up like a Minnesota whore.

Nick admitted he got April addicted to coke, molly, whippits, and more. This likely lead to the breakup of her and Keanu's friendship and possibly friction between April and her parents.

Nick 100% ruined April's life and he lacks the introspection to understand that

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

What's a scouter? I thought it was a seat belt too.

It's from Dragonball Z. It's the half-glasses they wear that can read "power levels", where the over 9000 meme comes from.

 

[AnOminous]

I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

Huffing nitrous oxide is associated with uttering completely retarded gibberish.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Keanu is an interesting character. She, like Nick, comes from money. Her father is some kind of fireworks executive in South Carolina. Despite her family’s wealth, she is white trash (see: smoking cigarettes indoors, the Walmart wedding cake, OnlyFans, et cetera).

However, unlike Nick, she clearly streams because she likes it. She doesn’t do it for money or for attention, since she can barely break 20 viewers on a live. She just vibes with her scary looking mom for hours and goes “bing bing bing,” punctuated by Geno occasionally yelling in New Yorker. That’s it. That’s her content.

By existing and being Toe-adjacent, she makes the diddleverse angry. The hate is constant, and most of the time, it just rolls off her back. She’s used to it, which is why she kept so cool in this crash-out stream. It was fucking amazing seeing her just smiling at Nick while he lost his shit, lighting up a cig, and telling him to do another whippit.

When Keanu first entered the fray, I hated her, and I hated Aaron just for making us aware of her existence. But now… I kind of respect her.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

karatekieta.mp4
Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

Abusing animals is second nature to him, like abusing his kids and ''wife''.

 

[AnOminous]

The combination of drug abuse and narcissistic injury forced him to regress back to when his teacher took his transformers. Utterly pitiable display, if he wasn't such a PoS.

His facial expressions in his absolutely impotent rage are precious.

Look how mad he is! Look how he can do absolutely nothing about his anger!

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's literally posted selfies where he looks anorexic. You see these skeletal selfies and are amazed someone can look this skeletal and still be alive.

I think he might be surviving on the limited calories he gets from shooting cans of whipped cream up his nose.