💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 162 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 282 39.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 180 25.0%
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    719
genericwhitemale said:
I think he's implying Geno beats her?
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No he's trying to dig at her for using coke. She did it in college (grad 2015) & he was obsessively trying to get her to say she's done it since as well. To what end? None. No one cares either way and it has nothing to do with anything. ...AND she's not the one who blew up their life and family over it over 40 with 5 kids, so him trying to make something of it is pointless and stupid (par for the course).

He is TERRIBLE at this. Really terrible. Which tickles me to no end, because it's the thing he thinks he is better at than anyone else in the world. And he's so so so BAD at it.
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
I think we finally found a format where Keanu is successful.
Keanu is no good:
* By herself
* with her husband/mother
* on a panel of women (Chrissie Mayer's show)

But when you surround her with a bunch of degenerate morons, she comes out swinging and can take them all on.

It makes sense when you think about it. Keanu loves the drama. She can't get enough of it. And the former New York Only Fans Whore knows how to verbally scrap. She needs to play to her strength.
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Jersey Shore look a strength?
 

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
I hope Kayla and the entire extended family sees his behavior for what it is and bail on him.
Nick is a forever damaged addict who will fall back into the bottle the second he gets the chance.

They should get the kids away from him and cut ties until he has gone through proper rehab and gets his life straight again.
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I suspect that Kayla, at least, very deliberately and specifically avoids knowing or seeing any of this. Bc then she'd have to face what a sham her marriage is, what a complete piece of trash her husband is, and what a terminally weak person she is.
 
I wonder if Nick regrets that stream, or if he's delusional enough to think he "won" whatever that was supposed to be. I have a feeling that Nick is NOT enjoying this long weekend so far! I guess every weekend is a long one when you're an unemployed dry drunk.

I also wonder how many people woke up in his house early this morning from him slamming his head against the wall and screaming. Maybe they've learned to sleep through it at this point.

Happy Anniversary, Nick! Congrats on 9k! You've changed so much this past year. We look forward to one or two more.
 
So Keanu dominated 4 bitchy whingey scrotes and some pet red tellytubby they brought on? Five on one? :story:
The Dabbleverse is literally useless. FIVE PEOPLE can't take on one woman with the IQ of a fucking Dollar Tree price tag.
What a bunch of pathetic dipshits. Fat nonce melt and his brown pet sheep shagger moody should both fucking kill themselves. They kept interrupting, eat a bullet. They're balldo defences are so fucking retarded. Keanu was asking when the skeleton got permission to release those text messages, he couldn't even answer that yet it wasn't okay for her to read some text messages.
Listen closely at 8:50.
>You took someone I loved and you shredded them to the fucking room... or something
Love, HUH nick, HUH???
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So you really like April, you also really like your wife.
You also love your wife, and sometimes people forget to like someone despite loving them.
Huh?
Now you admitted to loving April.
SO WHICH ONE IS IT?
Why don't you just literally kill yourself?

Oxyjen said:
April’s arrest according to Nick

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Calling the lead detective a fucking retard and accusing him of violating fleshlight's 5th amendment rights.
Cool. Let's see the bodycam footage and interrogation.

Vibralldo said:
When is he not eating good?
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Potato chips aisle. That's before he leaves the store.
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Because it looks like this after he leaves.

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Misc seething and kino. It ain’t easy clipping on a phone.
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>I talked to her for months after
Right, caught in another lie.
Was this skelly trying to yell at an AI? He now can't differentiate between AI and the real person, while calling another person a retard. :story:
>April went to your parents' house
Right, mummy and daddy Rekieta was covering for his side piece. The entire family is grime and gross. May God smite them all down.

Child dosing cuck.
 
Encouraged Spaces said:
I wonder if Nick regrets that stream, or if he's delusional enough to think he "won" whatever that was supposed to be. I have a feeling that Nick is NOT enjoying this long weekend so far! I guess every weekend is a long one when you're an unemployed dry drunk.
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Nick definitely thinks he "won" that stream. He set the record straight on Keanu's degeneracy and defended his whore April. For the next 48 hours, he's going to be tweeting up a storm about this. Ever since his "interview" with the guy who huffs Keffals farts, this is exactly how Nick Rekieta "wins" arguments.

In PPP voice: 9000 PAGES OF PURE UNADULTERATED BALLDO FILLED DEGENERACY
 
I never expected Keanu of all people to pull this off. Nick spent the entire time shrieking like a bitch while she just sat there like the smug cat in that stupid meme and was just a rock. The clips are going to be coming for days.

If you've dealt with one narc you've dealt with most of 'em. This is just bog standard behavior.
 
9000 pages and we do not even have body cam footage yet... And there is lot left in year...

I am sure Nick might be able to screw this year up even more royally...
 
Nick is the most pathetic, friendless bitch on planet Earth. The Dabbleverse keeps him around to laugh at his antics and milk him for content, and he’s willing to get bullied like the weird kid in high school as long as they affirm his retarded self-image as AIDS Dick Masterson. They’re going to be making him eat worms in a month and he’s going to gobble them down with a cope laugh while his stinky, unfed children pine for the days when their real father, Aaron Imholte, would feed them spaghetti-o’s without being high on laughing gas.

Imagine being DSP and your PPP is a greasy pedophile. SAD!
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
Kayla is a retard for allowing this yelling and the abuse of whippets to go on in the same home as her kids. She's equally worthless. I've known women who've kicked men out and worked multiple jobs to take care of they keedz.
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The problem is for many women like her is, she has been out of the workforce since I believe they got married. She would have to get a job at some point. But even if she seemed capable of holding down a job, she has no work history. She would have to take a low paying job in retail or maybe a waitress.

But we all know she doesn’t know how to manage it all w/o Nick who isn’t able to manage it himself anymore. Nick’s parents are probably the ones holding down the fort.
 
iheartnick said:
The problem is for many women like her is, she has been out of the workforce since I believe they got married. She would have to get a job at some point. But even if she seemed capable of holding down a job, she has no work history. She would have to take a low paying job in retail or maybe a waitress.
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Kayla is over, and I believe that Kayla was probably Nick's partner in crime here. You don't "open a marriage" alone. Remember, Nick has hollered before that everything Nick did was with the consent of his wife. I can only assume she was getting railed just as much as he was. It puts the line "sex with Aaron became less and less consensual" in a different light. Maybe that meant, "Kayla was getting upset that Aaron was fucking Nick more than he was fucking her." We all know that Nick Rekieta enjoys the cuck chair so there's no way that he would be upset about Aaron fucking her, and we know Nick is very attracted to Aaron so he probably consented to getting fucked in the ass.

In "prudish" Kandiyohi County, Kayla will never be able to show her face again, let alone work at a grocery store.
 
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