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When will Jack drop dead?

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Funny thing is his body absolutely can't handle ketosis, he'd die
Yeah, if one has diabetes that is not controlled and the person isn't on insulin, a keto diet can lead to diabetic ketoacidosis, which is really bad.

If you have diabetes and it's not controlled but you're on insulin, it's not a big deal, but we all know that fatty doesn't control his diabetes and it's pretty unlikely that he's on insulin given his hatred of BIG PHARMA due to AI botfarm slop on social media
 
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Fatty's so gay he think it's gross manipulating raw yolk. He actually went "eewww" when he touched an egg in one of his videos

He doesn't have the maturity to enjoy steak tartare, nor has the skills to make it
Not really a fan of tartare although I have had carpaccio that was really nice. Similar thing, different origin.

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So how did he get diabetes in the first place? By eating too much sugar and not exercising.

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What the fuck does he even mean by this. I bet 90% of recovering alcoholics are healthier than him. At least they're recovering.
It doesn't. It looks like somebody with some kind of missing chromosome syndrome.
 
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
Jack is at the point where he could be having small strokes and not notice it--not mini-strokes in the sense of TIAs, but one tiny sector of his brain clots off and he's already so impaired that they just don't notice. Vascular dementia can be gradual like that. Who'd tell him he sounds 5% more slurred today than yesterday?

I wonder why he's so unnaturally pale, though; that's only been in the last couple of years. Anemia of chronic disease/secret renal insufficiency?
 
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If fatass had the sheer gall to say that, it's a fucking lie. Being a severe diabetic, he's at minimum on drugs for that and blood thinners for all the shreddy cheez and BaconUp he consumes.
I think he might be retarded enough to have completely given up meds. He has railed against statins numerous times on twitter in the past few months. I'm convinced he consulted Dr. Charles who told him Statins are a big pharma conspiracy and he fell for it hook, line and sinker. I wonder what Tammy thinks about his retarded adulation of his self-important big brother. Anyways if Jack has stopped taking the statin then I'm all for it. The next stroke is going to be a beauty.
 
I think he might be retarded enough to have completely given up meds.
This is based on nothing but vibes, but I think Jack is the type to be heavily medicated at the same time he thanks Carnivore Jesus and damns Big Pharma.

It's almost certain Tammy is in charge of his medication, probably just puts them in a pill organizer and Jack takes DAY/NIGHT as part of his routine. Jack might not even know what he's on. This is a really common relationship dynamic as couples get older; lot of old men get admitted to the hospital because the wife went to visit her sister and didn't realize how checked-out the husband was and whoops, syncope/HHS/CHF exacerbation.
 
I don't give a damn about Lilo and Stitch even the original was past my time. But it nice to know Jack's "friends" are as stupid as him. "Ain't gonna watch no Disney after that woke Star Treks mess!" Disney doesn't own Star Trek Paramount does Disney owns Star Wars. These idiots don't even know who to be made and for what.

That would seem to be the intended joke; yes. Did you skip the other posts when you replied?
 
I originally gave it a tiny bit of credit based on the the trailer, but given the movie ends with Nani upfront telling Lilo she's dumping her on a neighbor they invented for this shitty CGI slop remake movie and fucks off to med school to die alone and childless to the corporate state, after giving her up to the state, it absolutely ruins it. That and damningly there's no Gantu in the film at all.

It completely pisses on Ohana and family, in favor of more adoption fetish bullshit. Which is funny because the other aspect of it was legitimately Stitch adopts a family after learning about being more than being a chaos gremlin weapon of destruction.

Jack is absolute cattle, and so desperate to consoom shit just because it's made by RatCo that he coping over the film encouraging the evil gubmint to stomp on families. He just wants to go to Didney Worl and eat and not go on any of the rides due to being too fat and crippled to actually enjoy anything but the fud, and he wants to flap his one arm like a baby at the Ratslop. Not surprising though after he tarded out and cried that Mufasa was gud and you're all wrong, putting him in the same sphere as Brainless Bob, Master of the Frictionless Mind, and allegedly a film reviewer.
 
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but given the movie ends with Nani upfront telling Lilo she's dumping her on a neighbor they invented for this shitty CGI slop remake movie and fucks off to med school to die alone and childless to the corporate state, after giving her up to the state, it absolutely ruins it.
What the hell?!?
 
What the hell?!?
Yep, they change the movie to have Nani drop Lilo off with a neighbor and go to learn marine biology in California. It literally runs against what the original movie's theme was.

Jack however doesn't give a shit about how anti-family this move was because he's tired of pretending to hate Disney at all. He's that fucking retarded; he can't even watch movies anymore.
 
What the hell?!?
Bruh. Ohana means you can pick your family. And you can pick your tranny groomer anime avatar friends over your blood relatives. It’s all about choice!

Nani is off to the mainland to go through med school and will document it on instagram and show her front hole on onlyfans

Jack should be pissed off about this movie. Not only is it indelibly wolk. It shits on the last actual cell animation feature film that Disney ever made. Disney can’t even make fucking cartoons anymore. wtf, lmao.

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This is based on nothing but vibes, but I think Jack is the type to be heavily medicated at the same time he thanks Carnivore Jesus and damns Big Pharma.

It's almost certain Tammy is in charge of his medication, probably just puts them in a pill organizer and Jack takes DAY/NIGHT as part of his routine. Jack might not even know what he's on. This is a really common relationship dynamic as couples get older; lot of old men get admitted to the hospital because the wife went to visit her sister and didn't realize how checked-out the husband was and whoops, syncope/HHS/CHF exacerbation.

I think that Josh should do a brief 10-12 minute MATI segment on Jack’s steady decline and his increasingly lazy copes. Nothing too deep diving. But just a quick awareness segment that documents the preceding 12 months for our favorite gimpy mushbrained cow. Cover the diet that clearly isn’t working, the revival of his discussion shows with his misogynistic brother and weird looking cousin, increasingly lazy food assemblies in the studio kitchen, food news, and maybe highlight a few JOTG trips (Dalts, the subway and Taco Bell feeder fetish sessions, jack eating like a turkey vulture in the latest borgle wars), Banana Creampie Briana’s pregnancy with Jamal Traynor, etc. MATI streams have been covering people in actual legal hot water, and a segment on pure cow antics would be a nice interlude. This will also tee-up later segments when Jack ends up hospitalized or dead as a casualty of Beetza Wars.
 
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I really can't imagine why he would include a scene of dumping his ingredients in a blender that's focused on his gimp hand.
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He's just giving us all something to aim and hope for, that one day, we might also be as healthy as Jack. He lives to inspire others. I hope I don't have to eat pureed, canned chicken & cheese omelettes to get there--but, hell, if I have to! I wanna be bursting at the seams with health, like he is.
 
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