💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Requiem For A Meme]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7herGoUyDtA
Zero effort 1:35 video to tell us that a $6.49 chinesium item doesn't work (and you need to pressure cook your hardboiled eggs):

egg splitter

Very late on this but I want to remind everyone that this knuckle-dragging ape used to punch his eggs to crack them open lmao

 

[Shartavius]

God knows what Jack's idea of foreplay was back when his dick did more than deform from catheterization until it resembled this Chinese guy's mouth:

 

[Daddy Strokum]

Very late on this but I want to remind everyone that this knuckle-dragging ape used to punch his eggs to crack them open lmao

Yup and he thought he was the slickest motherfucker in smoothe town every time he did it.

 

[Neko GF]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

 

[souschef]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

gX0lSAaUivg.mp4

7 am and my day is already ruined

i'll be honest, it doesnt look like a bagel guizzzz

That's because it's a flourless slop made from canned meats then put through a blender

 

[a terminal posture]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Really don't see how this is lazier than any other carnivore-slop fake bread type dish. Maybe cause he used canned chicken instead of boiling some chicken breasts?
Halfway through the video the AI subtitle appears again, lol. How?

 

[Adamska]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

gX0lSAaUivg.mp4

Retard quiche alchemy bullshit again. Skipping since it's just insanity to repeat the same retarded recipe and thinking lying about it tasting good will work. At this rate he's going to do this more than he spammed chili, and wonder why he gets no views and only mockery for this fake and gay diet he broke less than a week in.

And I've already dissected this stupid idea several times. Did it with his terrible bread idea and did it with the Carnival Tribble Beggin Borgl.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xtq06vbGQU
New food news except I don't know what it's about because the volume is so low. How can a former 'professional dj' and owner of a Tech Time channel with several microphone reviews be so ass at volume equalization?

Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

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I see he's still LARPing carnivore

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.

I just think that he is deteriorating from his prior strokes and refusal to do a damn thing except his half-asses pursual of an unsuitable fad diet. No meds, no physical therapy, no exercise. Just sitting around malding thinking about meat

If he survives anything he’s going to be a Complete hopeless vegetable (ew oxylates) Next

 

[the khat quaffer]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

gX0lSAaUivg.mp4

4:13 "okay guise, we missed the morgue...I mean, mark"

Well now you're just rubbing it in Jack.

 

[souschef]

I think the healthiest thing in this is the silicone mold

BTW i wasn't aware that canned chicken breasts were a thing, that thing looks vile

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think the healthiest thing in this is the silicone mold

BTW i wasn't aware that canned chicken breasts were a thing, that thing looks vile

Canned chicken is okay in things like soup or even chicken salad but otherwise, yeah, it sucks. I keep a few cans on hand in case I want easy chicken salad.

Of course fatty puts tons of cheese in it and CHEESE HEALTHY GUD

 

[Falcon Sebben]

LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg

Spoiler: Local Archive:

gX0lSAaUivg.mp4

Again Fatty equates "Keto" with "healthy".

The two words don't mean the same thing. And of course it's not going to taste like a bagel. It's cheese, eggs and chicken. It's a fucking omelette. Of course it's going to feel like an egg.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.

Jack's had enough strokes now where the damage continues to compound even after the acute events. Because of the damage to his vascular system, his brain is constantly being deprived of oxygen.

 

[souschef]

Again Fatty equates "Keto" with "healthy".

The two words don't mean the same thing. And of course it's not going to taste like a bagel. It's cheese, eggs and chicken. It's a fucking omelette. Of course it's going to feel like an egg.

Funny thing is his body absolutely can't handle ketosis, he'd die

 

[Super Hans v2]

No meds,

If fatass had the sheer gall to say that, it's a fucking lie. Being a severe diabetic, he's at minimum on drugs for that and blood thinners for all the shreddy cheez and BaconUp he consumes.

 

[ANF]

4:13 "okay guise, we missed the morgue...I mean, mark"

Well now you're just rubbing it in Jack.

A rare moment of clarity?

 

[densedance]

I wish that fucker would do a Steak Tartare video one day. Imagine this lunacy.
Why wouldn't he? Wouldn't it be K-E-T-O friendly anyway?

 

[souschef]

I wish that fucker would do a Steak Tartare video one day. Imagine this lunacy.
Why wouldn't he? Wouldn't it be K-E-T-O friendly anyway?

Fatty's so gay he think it's gross manipulating raw yolk. He actually went "eewww" when he touched an egg in one of his videos

He doesn't have the maturity to enjoy steak tartare, nor has the skills to make it