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When will Jack drop dead?

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God knows what Jack's idea of foreplay was back when his dick did more than deform from catheterization until it resembled this Chinese guy's mouth:

TAMMY IT BURNS.webp
 
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LAZY MAN'S HEALTHY BAGELS​

(05/23/25)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivgPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gX0lSAaUivg
Retard quiche alchemy bullshit again. Skipping since it's just insanity to repeat the same retarded recipe and thinking lying about it tasting good will work. At this rate he's going to do this more than he spammed chili, and wonder why he gets no views and only mockery for this fake and gay diet he broke less than a week in.

And I've already dissected this stupid idea several times. Did it with his terrible bread idea and did it with the Carnival Tribble Beggin Borgl.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xtq06vbGQU
New food news except I don't know what it's about because the volume is so low. How can a former 'professional dj' and owner of a Tech Time channel with several microphone reviews be so ass at volume equalization?
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
 
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
I just think that he is deteriorating from his prior strokes and refusal to do a damn thing except his half-asses pursual of an unsuitable fad diet. No meds, no physical therapy, no exercise. Just sitting around malding thinking about meat

If he survives anything he’s going to be a Complete hopeless vegetable (ew oxylates) Next
 
I think the healthiest thing in this is the silicone mold

BTW i wasn't aware that canned chicken breasts were a thing, that thing looks vile
 
I think the healthiest thing in this is the silicone mold

BTW i wasn't aware that canned chicken breasts were a thing, that thing looks vile
Canned chicken is okay in things like soup or even chicken salad but otherwise, yeah, it sucks. I keep a few cans on hand in case I want easy chicken salad.

Of course fatty puts tons of cheese in it and CHEESE HEALTHY GUD
 
Is it possible he had another stroke? His right eye and side of his mouth are dropping more than I remember. I mean his eye and speech have been fucked since he last had a stroke and was in the home, but they seem worse lately.
Jack's had enough strokes now where the damage continues to compound even after the acute events. Because of the damage to his vascular system, his brain is constantly being deprived of oxygen.
 
Again Fatty equates "Keto" with "healthy".

The two words don't mean the same thing. And of course it's not going to taste like a bagel. It's cheese, eggs and chicken. It's a fucking omelette. Of course it's going to feel like an egg.
Funny thing is his body absolutely can't handle ketosis, he'd die
 
I wish that fucker would do a Steak Tartare video one day. Imagine this lunacy.
Why wouldn't he? Wouldn't it be K-E-T-O friendly anyway?
Fatty's so gay he think it's gross manipulating raw yolk. He actually went "eewww" when he touched an egg in one of his videos

He doesn't have the maturity to enjoy steak tartare, nor has the skills to make it
 
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