🪦 Deceased John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

You could tell he's schizophrenic just by looking at how he cuts those potatoes. What the fuck is he doing?

could be because his cutlery has been AUGMENTED FOR BATTLE

 

[Positron]

This guy is what you get when you put Chris Chan and Bray Wyatt in the same body.

Add Banana Wu and Phil, given his paranoia about home invasion and being raped.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I'm with Bulla on this one...anybody fucking with him deserves to burn in hell. Dude is miserable enough just being him without being weened upon.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Yeah, this is someone who really doesn't need to be trolled/weened. He provides plenty of lulz all on his own.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Am I the only one who thinks it's bizarre he has an empty coffee container labeled "bread", as seen in the potato picture? I understand who we're dealing with here, yet that strikes me as odd.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Bread flavored coffee? I oughta try that one!

 

[CatParty]

Is John getting better?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Oh, boy. "Children forget about sex offenses quickly & have no effect on them" but tell them about Santa and you'll all go to hell.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

I'm with Bulla on this one...anybody fucking with him deserves to burn in hell. Dude is miserable enough just being him without being weened upon.

But he's also a disgusting peado.

 

[treestar official]

Oh no

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Well, to his credit, at least he's trying to set a goal. Lol

Let's see how long until he gives up that challenge.

 

[AnOminous]

Am I the only one who thinks it's bizarre he has an empty coffee container labeled "bread", as seen in the potato picture? I understand who we're dealing with here, yet that strikes me as odd.

Bread, man. Like, dough, see? Dosh.

 

[Ser Weeaboo]

I would be legitimately concerned about this guy being a serial rapist if he weren't so incredibly thirsty that it's obvious he's had no sexual contact of any kind(except maybe getting raped in prison) since he fucked his stepdaughter.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So before he said it was a lie made up by evil gay men and satan that he had sex with his step daughter and now he's saying it's okay to rape your own children because they won't remember it and it has no effect on them! I demand more consistency from my schizophrenic lunatics!

 

[Cake Farts]

But he's also a disgusting peado.

Being a pedo doesn't exempt you from the no ween rule though. I'd like to think that his pedophilia arises from his illness, but I don't know.

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Oh no

I'm a bit afraid to ask: why is his stomach shiny?

 

[John McAfee]

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Oh no

Welp, if the chan weens are propagating his stuff like that nothing good is in store for him in the future.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

So... he feels that raping a child endangers their souls in the afterlife. Sounds about right for a child-rapist.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I love that John doesn't realize that gay men help his chances of score with women by reducing number of his competition straight men, especially men who are more attractive, sane and hygienic then him.

 

[Goofy Logic]

In no particular order:
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His hand is bent in a really creepy way. I can't even get my hand to do that.

 

[Unpleasant]

His hand is bent in a really creepy way. I can't even get my hand to do that.

Following several tens of thousands of wank-hours of furious skitzo-masturbation, one's digital dexterity ascends to another plane of capability altogether, far beyond what most mortals can conceive of. Gaze upon his strange gesticulations with horror and amazement; for this is but the first hour and he has yet to ascend his true form.