What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Brme said:
Recent explosion in Palm Springs has federals hands on it. Subreddits named in manifesto. Reddit is known as psyop central. Activation trigger was death of woman in relationship, Sophie Tinney. Name of bomber also interesting, Guy Edward Bartkus.
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i don't know a damn thing about it but the way the news coverage was presented was very kooky. yesterday i saw the initial news reports of it and while they did say "possible car bomb" it just looked like a gas line explosion, but they hadn't said anything about what happened. There was live helicopter camera feeds from the local news stations and it really seemed like the slammed the "happening" button too hard for something not particularly important and i wondered if the person who died was somehow important politically, or like published some abortion book in the 90's or whatever

then the details, the manifesto, the whole thing fell into place while i was busy at work and when i got off it the narrative had gongealed into some kind of leftist larping as the unabomber? you have to be a retard to think the feds aren't in on this.
 
I’ve gotten 4 chapters deep and it’s already one hell of a ride. Robert Maxwell gets casually name dropped. South Africa and Israel are also involved
I'm a Silly said:
Do you already have this?
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my only issue with Casolaro’s narrative so far is that in order for any of this to make sense you HAVE to necessarily believe in the October Surprise theory. That’s a whole can of worms on its own
 
Cromwell said:
October Surprise
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Short version on that is, according to a friend I had watching him speak in public, Jimmy Carter believed it enough to say that the only difference, had it not happened, is that he would've had 4 more years -- I got the impression that it wasn't controversial to believe in it.
 
Womble of Wimbledon said:
I have said it before and I will say it again. Null needs to bring in some kind of mental illness screening for new users.
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To be balls deep into lolcow culture and document someone for years on end im convinced you have to either be autistic or have something else going on. 'Normies' gossip but not in the way we do it lmao.
 
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𖦹Junkpop𖦹 said:
To be balls deep into lolcow culture and document someone for years on end im convinced you have to either be autistic or have something else going on. 'Normies' gossip but not in the way we do it lmao.
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The way I see it, it's like really being into the lore of some fictional universe. Less fake, but sometimes much more gay.
 
Despite the junk science that tells us that cherry cola could possibly override the original pigment in DNA (a bold claim, backed up only by appeals to authority, since it came from the genius, Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik), Black Sonichu, a.k.a. Blachu, a.k.a. Blake, is actually black because he's a shiny Pokémon. That is just what shiny Sonichus look like, naturally.

Because shiny Pokémon are so rare - and Sonichus especially rare - no one had ever seen one before, and thus, chalked his unusual colouration up to an unfortunate side-effect of Bill the scientist's clumsiness and lack of respect for proper laboratory protocol.
 
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Echo_Doge said:
My theory?

He was probably diagnosed with it during his fucking presidency and they kept it under wraps like his dementia. Brought him out for appearances while his handlers made all the policy and signed it with his Auto-Pen.

They probably couldn't get him treatment for it while he was in office (And for a while afterwards) because hauling him to chemo or smuggling around oncologists with cancer meds would be noticed, get people asking questions, and end up spilling the beans on the whole charade.


And yes, this is ABSOLUTELY only being revealed because of that interview being leaked. There's no way they can spin that video. It shows him, as the acting president, horrifically senile, confused, and frustrated that his brain isn't working right.

So they're trying their hardest to distract with the cancer. "Stop talking about how he was mentally incapable while in office! Can't you see that he has cancer now!? You can't say mean things about a cancer patient, you chuds!"
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I think this since FDR did it with polio. And Woodrow Wilson's wife did it after he had a strok.
 
Palworld is being targeted as hard as it is not just because of generic Nintendo/Japanese copyright nonsense, but because it's a successful game that people enjoy even as an early-access thing. I've been thinking about that since I read this article the other day.
 
NoReturn said:
Palworld is being targeted as hard as it is not just because of generic Nintendo/Japanese copyright nonsense, but because it's a successful game that people enjoy even as an early-access thing. I've been thinking about that since I read this article the other day.
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The people that run the large studios know there's a AAA and AAAA games crash coming soon and are trying to prevent it by any means necessary. They can only charge $80 - $100 for AAAA slop and $750+ for consoles before people walk away. People love bringing up the Video Game Crash of '83 without realizing it was really the Atari Crash of '83. Computer games weren't effected at all because they were mostly made by small studios. Ubisoft's bankruptcy, which will happen within a year if Tencent can't buy them out, will be the start of the collapse of the AAA gaming studios.
 
NoReturn said:
Palworld is being targeted as hard as it is not just because of generic Nintendo/Japanese copyright nonsense, but because it's a successful game that people enjoy even as an early-access thing. I've been thinking about that since I read this article the other day.
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Nintendo has been acting like this forever.
they are also the only company that has anything in the same genre as palworld
 
Stoneheart said:
Nintendo has been acting like this forever.
they are also the only company that has anything in the same genre as palworld
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I remember there was a period of time where they were taking down gameplay videos of their games. To be fair, I'm pretty sure Palworld does have a few blatantly ripped off designs. But Nintendo definitely doesn't own the genre of creature collecting, Megami Tensei predates Pokemon.
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Thread tax: I do think that motherfucker was not real, having seen a couple not-real people myself.*
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Her name was Gabriela Rico Jimenez and I think she was telling the truth.

I don't even necessarily mean anything supernatural. You go to enough places, every now and then you'll catch someone with really good makeup or prosthetics that make them look different, and that's to say nothing of the people doing it who must be doing such a good job you can't even tell. One guy I saw in person from two feet away and he was wearing a latex mask on the bus. I didn't make a big deal out of it because that's not something you want to fuck with, but you can tell when you're that close.
I can't really speculate as to why they do it, but I know it's happening.
That's why I think it's possible that even if the official story on what happened with the plane lady is true, then in her Ambien-addled state, this woman might have seen a fake eye or strange makeup or something and her brain freaked out about it.

Sandshrew said:
I remember there was a period of time where they were taking down gameplay videos of their games. To be fair, I'm pretty sure Palworld does have a few blatantly ripped off designs. But Nintendo definitely doesn't own the genre of creature collecting, Megami Tensei predates Pokemon.
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What, you didn't go with the Eevees?
You've got your fluffy-eevee
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Your pointy eevee
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Your depressed eevee
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And a Flareon!
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But we can take this to the games thread.
 
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I believe nintendo purposefulply fucked the modern release of star fox 2 by calling the tutorial easy mode easy as normal and normal as hard because they where still pissy at argonaut games. Everyone waited decades to play star fox 2 but 90% percent of people only played the tutorial and dismissed it as something that shouldn't have released. I do think nintendo is petty enough to intentionally do that to make the non nintendo made starfox look bad.
 
Does anyone know a good video going over the clinton body count, the only one i found is some british guy who has way to much faith in the system.
 
Bob Faget said:
Does anyone know a good video going over the clinton body count, the only one i found is some british guy who has way to much faith in the system.
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Here's a good one that is pretty fair in that he actually did some research into each death.
 
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