💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
Snippets from the Rumble chat, including song suggestions:
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Refuses to sing "Heil Hitler by Ye"
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Finally, some gay edgelord shit Nick won’t do.
 
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This is now Rekieta content when court is closed. Watching a nervous wreck badly sing and force laughs to cope.
 
Imagine doing karaoke for tips like a homeless busker and you can’t even be drunk for it.

Nick, I know you read your thread. Just have the withdrawl seizure and end your suffering already, man. Nobody, not even you, wants you to keep going.
 
Nick's finally found something he's worse at than stand-up

Now I see why the karaoke bar at Hackamania cleared out when Nick went up on the stage
 
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Oh cute, he's still got a playlist for his boyfriend and ex-whore. I wonder if he plays them and cries to himself.
We have a genuine, untouched relic of the Qover Days on-screen gentlemen. A rare gem!
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’d love to see the internal cost/benefit analysis Rumble did on their investment in this fag.
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Whatever it was, I am pretty sure it's inapplicable now.

I said ages ago they probably thought that they were getting a trial stream guy like they saw him do on Youtube, and not somebody talking about sex toys and degeneracy. Now that he's technically back to trial streaming, they're still not getting a trial stream guy because he's assmad that they won't pay him a fixed rate to do a shit job of it, and so he's back on YouTube.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick claims Supertips is “a million dollar idea” then says it’s “a multi-million dollar company” and classifies it as a “passive income” stream. Which makes no sense since creators get Supertips when they are actively streaming. Nick sure does love liberally sprinkling his word salad with phrases he thinks make him sound clever.
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Sounds to me like Nick is trying to help sell his boyfriend's tip service.
 
Grayback said:
Why the FUCK is he up at 4 in the morning? (Minnesota time)
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I have a couple ideas.
Captain Manning said:
However, I think they've largely given up on Nick. He's doing a fine job destroying himself. Plus the critics Nick has to deal with these days are way more effective than KV.
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Many of them were on his side during KV. And they now hate him because he is KickVic rolled up into one nasty little fucking skeletal goblin child abuser.
Biggus McDickus said:
He's for sure going to jail in August, by his own doing via his lies and antics online. He could have just agreed to go work a 9-5 somewhere and stay well away from the Internet. Everyone would have forgotten about him. This thread would have died long ago.
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All he would have had to do was get a job at Clown Dog like his hero Lester Burnham.
Meat Target said:
Apropos of nothing, am I the only one who thinks PPP's schtick is imitating Gilbert Gottfried?
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There are definitely worse people to imitate. Gottfried had maybe the best Aristocrats ever. Also he was almost personally the origin of the "too soon" meme because he was making 9/11 jokes before the ruins even stopped smoldering.
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
I'll give an example. A few years ago my daughter, inadvertently, took a swig of vodka that she thought was water. Immediately spat it out, crying, etc. In Nick's World this would be I gave my child vodka.
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Even if you're an adult and you're an experienced drinker, if you reach for something you think is water and it's vodka instead you will freak out. If you've ever had that happen you know what I mean.
Vid related.
 
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