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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat 🐀 that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back :lossmanjack: this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude :( THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG
 
drachenbarde said:
Seems like you are speaking from experience
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Yes, he's very experienced with dealing with the unscrupulous ambassadors from Planet Retard, where you emerged squealing and shitting from the plasma pits. I heard on the Podcast that your planet is next in line for extinction for corrupting the universe with your retardation. Care to comment?
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
 
BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.
 
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klinik said:
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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holy shit this was physically hard to watch, he is so cooked
 
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sadmanjack back in full force
 
MadStan said:
BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.
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Lol Shuffle bro knows BMJ's # too lmfao. It's virtually impossible to lose tic tac toe, if you're good, the worst that happens is a tie. Cue Mr. Mackey "Drugs are bad don't do drugs."
 
klinik said:
JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat 🐀 that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back :lossmanjack: this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude :( THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG
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This screams noobdog.. He's got the tech on the votekick / tk ban dodges
 
klinik said:
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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Maybe these old drug PSAs were onto something about your brain on drugs
 
Holy shit this cannot be real. He's so retarded that when he sees CASINO OWNER gets to go first and places an X in the middle, he refreshes the page thinking it will go away. They couldn't make an anti-drug PSA this good if they tried
 
klinik said:
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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I find it objectively hilarious that he's still stimming like crazy with his mouse even when playing connect four.
 
klinik said:
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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Connect 4 and Tic-Tac-Toe are draws with perfect play which means that his opponents are cheating RATS bish, Bossman AustinGambles always plays perfectly
 
Nagato Kai Ni Surigao said:
Holy shit this cannot be real. He's so retarded that when he sees CASINO OWNER gets to go first and places an X in the middle, he refreshes the page thinking it will go away. They couldn't make an anti-drug PSA this good if they tried
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I showed this thread to my son. The result? He no longer smokes crack but NOW HE FUCKS YOUR MOM! DTPN!
 
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