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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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The truth is, he's never even tried. Hard to say how she would react if he ever did because he never will. Ian isn't a man who has been beaten into submission by an emotionally abusive woman, he's a man who won't ever risk upsetting her in the first place. It's good to have women be pissed off at you. It's healthy.
There is early videos where he comes into her stream and bucks with her and makes her mad, as well as anisa getting angry that Ian pushes against her

SMH this is the annoying thing about being an anisa longitme follower, there is so much lore
 


I will guaran-fucking-tee you that she DRIVES to the gym even though it’s 6 car minutes away.

She’s THAT lazy.


Anyway why is Ian so retarded?

He has Cold Ones farting in his face making 100k/month showing him how it should be done.

1. Release Bad Unboxing twice a month.
2. Put the uncensored version on Patreon.
3. ???
4. Profit!

Anisa will be able to get the face tattoo she always wanted and Ian will be able to afford 5 therapists a week like The Completionist had in his prime time.

It’s BAFFLING to me that people with all the luck, resources and time in the world cannot for the life of them figure out how to make use of ONLY 5% of it.

Instead they go the complete opposite and light their income on fire and then cry why it hurts so much when they are covered in blazing flames.
 
@PetiteFeet ?!


andy "AIM AIM AIM" warski and P "i posted my spread butthole on the internet" PP are internet bloodsports veterans. they're used to beefing and feuding with the worst the sektur has to offer, i don't think a wimpy bitch like icuckkz has a thick enough skin to handle the inevitable fallout from getting involved in drama with this part of the internet.
but it would be really fucking entertaining to watch anisa get acquainted with the various trashfires that populate the sektur. just imagine if someone like ralph or melton starts hitting on her, the potential for cow crossover milk would be huge!
Ralph somehow cucking Ian and stealing Anusa to make Demon Baby 3 would probably make Ian actually kill himself.

"Come here bish I got gluten free tortas and I've been in more fist fights than Ian. I even got a ring from winning a tournament in Portugal if you wanna know the truth about it."
 
@PetiteFeet ?!


andy "AIM AIM AIM" warski and P "i posted my spread butthole on the internet" PP are internet bloodsports veterans. they're used to beefing and feuding with the worst the sektur has to offer, i don't think a wimpy bitch like icuckkz has a thick enough skin to handle the inevitable fallout from getting involved in drama with this part of the internet.
but it would be really fucking entertaining to watch anisa get acquainted with the various trashfires that populate the sektur. just imagine if someone like ralph or melton starts hitting on her, the potential for cow crossover milk would be huge!
Pretty sure they've been aware of KC for awhile honestly. They seethed about felted last year iirc.
 
Can't wait until she shaves her head like her husband and wear doc martins.

I wonder what color laces she'll pick.
Red. Obviously Red.

I would fear for the life of the child if Anisa ever became a mother. She would probably try to trans her child or convince doctors and her family that her child has a debilitating condition for attention.

Check out the Becky Gerber thread (which is probably below or above this one, here in the Beauty Parlour) to see the heartbreaking (i.e. for the baby) sh!tshow that happens when BPD chicks have a baby.
 
Don't even joke about it. Good thing Anisa only hangs with to Whores that are childless or she might get jealous of how much preferential treatment pregnant women and young mothers get.
God help one of Anisa's friends if she ever gets pregnant.

Anisa is 100% the toxic type to give unsolicited advice to a pregnant woman to show "concern" instead of happiness for their friend.
 
It's hilarious that she posts these 'thirst trap' style images on Twitter and instagram, noting how it's okay for the haters to thirst for her. Lady, there are people in this thread that hate Denims just as much as they hate you, yet you still see simping for her. You don't get any Anisa simping anywhere, except for from other OF women who only exist to call each other 'sexy' and 'beautiful' regardless of what they actually look like.

This is not hyperbole. You can go to your local divebar right now and find a 40-year-old skank who looks better than Anisa. And it's not just the ink, you can find inked up women who mog the hell out of her. She's just unattractive in every conceivable way.
 
This is not hyperbole. You can go to your local divebar right now and find a 40-year-old skank who looks better than Anisa. And it's not just the ink, you can find inked up women who mog the hell out of her. She's just unattractive in every conceivable way.
Anisa has a terminal case of "ugliness on inside reflecting on outside". Like, in nearly every photo/video she posts online, she wears a miserable looking sneer. Like most miserable b!tches, expect her to age quite terribly.
 
Bog #50

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I really wanted to kill myself. Anisa has her pet dressed up in his apartheid shirt. Low energy. Some more coping and Anisa lore (or just shit she made up)
  • Anisa says polish people are anti immigrant
  • Anisa says polish people were trying to enact a shoot to kill policy
  • Anisa asks Dane to look up if polish policies
  • Anisa says Polish people are racist because the fall of the USSR
  • Anisa says Alberta is full of racist people against Indian immigrants
  • Ian says it’s frustrating because Canadians lives aren’t changing at all because of immigration
  • Anisa said she loves Canadians but “we don’t realize how bad things can get if we become baby America, racist America”
  • Anisa says she thinks things are way worse in Canada because Canadians are consuming American media
  • Anisa says it’s cheap to live in Edmonton, you can buy a big house for an okay neighborhood for 350-400kCA
  • Anisa says Canada did great through covid
  • Anisa says Canadians are heading down an alt right pipeline
  • Ian says when they were watching house hunters in an undesirable area of Ohio it was very affordable (no shit)
  • Anisa says Edmonton is the fifth biggest city in Canada and has a great economy. She said she grew up in a very big, nice house and it was only 350k
  • Anisa says she loves mill woods besides the lack of walkability
  • Anisa says people are racist towards mill woods because there’s lots of Indians and Somalians and people would make up stories about gang violence
  • Anisa says she hears gunshots in the nice area they live in now because they’re in America (it can’t possibly be that they live in a lousy neighborhood in an absolute shit filled, crime ridden city)
  • Anisa says immigrants love cheap places to live and they keep their properties well maintained
  • Ian says their Indian neighbor had to help him shovel snow
  • Anisa buts in laughing saying he could tell Ian had never shoveled snow (because he’s retarded he couldn’t figure it out)
  • Ian says when they were looking for a house in Southern California they had an associate tell them not to move into a neighborhood because there was a mugging
  • Anisa says when they were walking around in Carlsbad they were getting death glares in 2020 for wearing Covid masks and people were offended
  • Ian says people in Carlsbad think they’re always on vacation and have no responsibility
  • They’re all joking about what type of muggings are cool
  • Anisa says in New York there are servers who are undercover and work with muggers and split the money, Anisa says it’s badass
  • Anisa says if you own a Rolex you deserve to be mugged (shots aimed at Ethan Klein because he has expensive watches and is a big watch guy)
  • Anisa says Rolexes start at 80k
  • Anisa says wearing 80k on your wrist is a class signifier
  • Ian says he felt uncomfortable buying Anisa a ring that was worth more than 1k because it was risky
  • Anisa is starting to raise her voice and says she doesn’t want to wear a ring that is worth more than 1k and says “WHO IS THAT FOR” (shots aimed at some woman who has an expensive ring probably)
  • Anisa and Dane say they can’t even wear AirPods after Ian has to use ChatGPT to figure out what they were even called
  • Ian is reading bog comments (boring)
  • Ian says there will be no more public podcasts until they feel like it
  • Anisa says “or Ethan stops spinning out on his Instagram stories” while cackling
  • Ian says if you want to listen to the podcast you have to pay for it (lol)
  • Something boring about leaking their ideas to Danes friends to tell him for the podcast?
  • Anisa says when she goes on vacation and comes back she has all this stuff to tell Ian about and when Ian comes back everything leaves his brain
  • Dane shows that he keeps a list of thoughts in his notes since he has no one to tell them to, Anisa asks if he dies if she can look at them and he said she can look through his phone he has nothing to hide
  • Anisa says “if anyone saw my phone…” and doesn’t continue
  • Anisa says Ian took her to a gun range, made her touch a gun and she was really mad at him and he made fun of her. Dane says he remembers Ian saying “he missed smiley face” and Anisa says someone is going to clip that and it’s a joke
  • Ian says when he’s anxious on walks he pulls branches off and fucks them up and it bothers Anisa
  • Anisa says as she’s getting older she’s more into Buddhism and eastern religions and that everything is made up of the same thing (atoms) and you should be nice to all things
  • Ian says he bites his nails off and the skin on his fingers
  • Anisa says he stopped biting his fingernails when he painted his them, Ian says he wants to start painting them again
  • Anisa says she wants them to be be not known enough to have a big LAN party and Ian says they’ll do that at their future home
  • Boring video game talk (sorry I’m not summarizing this)
  • Anisa says her parents bought them McDonald’s three or four times a month (is that halal???)
  • Anisa says her friend Taylor keeps bugging her to make a food Instagram but her posting cookies really bothers some people
  • Ian says when she posts food people say she’s either coping or subtweeting and there’s a message in the cookies
  • Anisa says she’s an AI purist and has never used it, she is annoyed by Ian’s use of it
  • Anisa says they are not the same people, the example is Anisa hates ChatGPT and Ian loves it
  • Ian pushes back and says it pisses him off that she’s categorizing him in this way and he doesn’t love it
  • Anisa says “Ian, you use it..”
  • Ian interrupts and says it’s a more functional Google
  • Anisa persists that he loves it, Ian said he doesn’t love it’s it’s more effective. Ian stays defensive and says he didn’t even use it yesterday and Anisa corrects him. Anisa said he was talking to it and he says he’s not talking to anything he’s inserting his search query in a lazy way (this back and forth was weird because it was supposed to come off as playful but was just uncomfortable)
  • Ian reads off his ChatGPT queries and Anisa interrupted saying “what is Zionism” while cackling
  • Anisa says when her dad was traveling to try new Alzheimers drugs at clinics he would get on the plane for two hours with no phone or game boy and she asked him “wtf do you do”
  • Anisa says her dad has never owned a phone and never will, she laughs at the “and never will”
  • Anisa says her dad can just sit there in silence since his brain hasn’t been rotted and Ian says he was reading a book. Anisa says “yeah, but who wants to read a book for like fucking two hours” (………)
  • Anisa says she bought her own first phone and she’s been working since she was 12 (she claimed her first phone was a blackberry in grade 12)
  • Anisa gets triggered when she tries to search “pissed off gamer” and commentary sloptuber shit about people she doesn’t care about comes up
  • Anisa says she doesn’t want to watch “internets worst video game critic” by wavywebsurf
  • Anisa says she wants to interact with creators directly and not commentary about them
  • Anisa says she’s becoming an old bitch because people’s reading comprehension and sentence writing is so bad and it angers her?
  • Anisa says Adin Ross can’t pronounce facism because schools aren’t teaching phonetics
  • Anisa is complaining about how people write on Twitter
  • Anisa says she wanted to be a teacher and took education courses is college
  • School/education/chatgpt sperging
  • Anisa says you are only efficient during the first three hours of work
  • Anisa says when she was a kid she was taking apart mechanical shit but school was so long … ?
  • Ian says adults need recesses and stuff
  • Anisa says fuck you Mark Zuckerberg and she hates him
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Audio only bog #50 archive, importing the vid to kemono because I can't be fucked to screen record these assholes for 90 minutes.

Edit:
This is the happiest man in the world, who is just super stoked to continue living

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Fun fact: 9,000,000 polish people were in the concentration camps. 3,000,000 of whom were part jewish and le part of le 6,000,000.

Makes sense why they hate polish people. It's undeniable they are both Neo-Nazis.

Ian says it’s frustrating because Canadians lives aren’t changing at all because of immigration
Ok, this crosses the line, mr SSRI Nazi boi. You don't know shit about canada. Immigration has almost single handedly ruined housing. I ain't gonna politisperg no more, but you gonna eat those words and the Canadians are gonna show it 2 you if you ever cum here.
 
I really wanted to kill myself.
You're a fucking marine for doing this my nigga, this really might be one of the most boring and difficult to sit through podcasts in existence, I have no idea how anyone can stomach this crap.
Anisa says you are only efficient during the first three hours of work
That is absolutely not fucking true, you're at your weakest in the first couple hours of work, once you get that momentum going and keep it up you get those 10-16 hour workdays where you really get shit done. Look corporate mandated crunch that puts you at risk of getting blacklisted from an industry if you don't follow through sucks, obviously. But voluntary crunch based off of personal passion and drive is where you'll get some of the best work your ass never thought possible, I promise. Working hard on something you love is infinitely fun, what Anus fails to understand is she obviously doesn't love what she does and neither does her husband.
 
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  • Anisa says she wanted to be a teacher and took education courses is college
The police officer/boxer/chef/teacher pick a lane bitch! I'm sure everyone here that knows about women like her could see this coming a mile away. No children of her own and says she dislikes children so this is purely a spiteful career path imo. There is plenty of pozzed schools out there already with teachers like her making 10 year olds wave Palestine or Israel flags. That shit is so gross leave the kids alone.
 
  • Anisa says Alberta is full of racist people against Indian immigrants
  • Ian says it’s frustrating because Canadians lives aren’t changing at all because of immigration
  • Anisa said she loves Canadians but “we don’t realize how bad things can get if we become baby America, racist America”
  • Anisa says she thinks things are way worse in Canada because Canadians are consuming American media
  • Anisa says it’s cheap to live in Edmonton, you can buy a big house for an okay neighborhood for 350-400kCA
  • Anisa says Canada did great through covid
  • Anisa says Canadians are heading down an alt right pipeline
  • Ian says when they were watching house hunters in an undesirable area of Ohio it was very affordable (no shit)
  • Anisa says Edmonton is the fifth biggest city in Canada and has a great economy. She said she grew up in a very big, nice house and it was only 350k
Then fucking move there and shut the fuck up about how much you hate America. But oh wait then you might have nothing to complain about then huh?

This bitch drives me insane. The only reason she can't move back to Canada is because they couldn't actually afford to live there because they wasted all their money on a stupid failing boxing event and her 1 million tattoos. Not to mention all the Chinese and Indian immigrants who are "totally not affecting the country btw" buying up all the homes and increasing the prices. Fuck off pear head.
 
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