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Deadname funnies for expats. 8)

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Hey everyone, I'm MTF, I feel awful lately. It's been 2 years that I started my social transition, and I'm 15 months in HRT. My deadname is comically manly, and I live far from my birth country so updating my name is a nightmare. I recently got my birth certificate updated, but now I have to wait a lot to have my passport and ID updated.

It's becoming increasingly difficult for me to make appointments, I am lucky enough to start having a good passing, sometimes people misgender me but it's very rare, and I feel greatul for that.

The thing is that because of my name, when I have a doctor appointment, or someething like that I obviously get called "MISTER [DEADNAME]" in front of everyone, I already had people look at me in confusion while I stand up and go there.

I was trying to do a reservation for a hotel and pay online, but obviously I needed to use my deadname because they'll check my ID upon arrival, and I just coudn't do it, I froze in front of my pc and I started to cry. I know I'm being dramatic and that a lot of trans folks live like this for many years but today my strength just isn't there, I'm tired of this freaking deadname... I just needed to vent I guess, thank you for this space <3

If you have some tips or something you do to make you feel better I'd appreciate it too !
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I was trying to do a reservation for a hotel and pay online, but obviously I needed to use my deadname because they'll check my ID upon arrival, and I just coudn't do it, I froze in front of my pc and I started to cry.
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Another broken marriage with a child in the middle.
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My wife has been crying daily since I came out to her. She's extremely progressive and she's deeply familiar with trans issues. She's known me as "bi" before we got married, but I never came out to her as trans because I assumed it was a kink (classic, I know). We do a lot of reverse gendering in our life and sex life.

I came out to my wife about a month ago and things have been all over the map. First she was supportive, but now she's less supportive. She still thinks "do what you have to do", but she's definitely hurt and crying a lot over this. It's breaking my heart and I don't know what to do about it. We have a young daughter which ties our marriage together more pragmatically as well. My wife and I had a solid marriage before this. We communicate well. We love each other. We support each other.

Right now, I think my wife is mourning our past relationship. She seems to think it's possible that she'll love me in the future as well, but she's worried I'll be a different person. Basically, she's kind of behaving like I'm disappearing from her life and a new person is coming in. From my perspective, I'm not going to change. I'll physically change, but that's kind of true if I was a man or a woman. I will age and I will eventually become unattractive.

I'm struggling to pursue what I want while I continue to hurt her. We had a couple of conversations yesterday that just destroyed me. I was crying. She was crying. I just don't want to lose her. But everything I've read online says I am trans. Everything says I will change; if not today, then someday in the future. So, I feel like I'm stuck. I feel like if I try to push it down, I'll just be lying to myself, my wife, and my daughter. I'll likely spiral into depression. And it'll likely end up happening anyways. But on the other hand, every time I bring up HRT my wife starts bawling. She isn't sleeping well. She isn't happy. Isn't my family more important than my own needs? I would choose pains and ailments to keep them safe and happy. Why is being trans unique in that regard? Maybe it's a pain I'm meant to bear alone.

I'm going to therapy and my wife is signing up for therapy as well. I'm trying to make this work. However, her constant crying is scaring me and making me backpedal every day. Somedays I feel excited about transitioning and other days I feel like I'm selfishly making the biggest mistake of my life. I haven't been this depressed in years. I take Lexapro to treat my depression and - yet - this sadness is breaking through the meds in a way I never thought possible.

I feel like the worst "husband" in the world. The worst "father" in the world. I want to be a woman. I want the HRT. But at what cost?

Edit: Oh and yes my post/comment history is going to be whiplash of affirming and depressing content. I realize that despite medication, therapy, and communication, I'm all over the map right now. It's a confusing time for me.

His marriage is in shambles, but. Yoga pants!
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Maybe the woman you married and created life with would have an easier time believing you're not becoming someone else if you didn't wear her pants to show your ass to strangers online.
 
r/MtF always delivers.

This tranny calls himself a bimbo and admits that he can't stop gooning or obsessing over sex, which, in his mind, is normal female behavior. A freak in the comments says that he's so fucked up that even the wind makes him want to goon, while another one admits that being sex obsessed preceded trooning out.

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Another tranny goes clothes shopping with his sister within days of starting hormones and can't stop getting boners as he stares at himself in the dressing room mirror. No idea if he bought the clothes or if the thought of a woman being tricked into wearing those clothes at some point in the future pleased him. If his sister noticed then she surely knows that he's probably done the same thing in her clothing as well. He also wears a coronavirus mask in 2025 to hide his facial hair.

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He got hormones from Planned Parenthood only last week, apparently with no screening whatsoever. It's pretty clear from his posts that he has untreated psychiatric problems, and even the other trannies spot it, but not anyone at PP, and not his sister (although maybe she is encouraging him to castrate himself after having to throw out sticky panties for years).

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Owls Owls Owls said:
She's known me as "bi" before we got married, but I never came out to her as trans because I assumed it was a kink
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It is a kink, all of the focus is on sexual aspects and the way people see you sexually while you walk in public crossdressing.

Owls Owls Owls said:
she's definitely hurt and crying a lot over this. It's breaking my heart and I don't know what to do about it.
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Stop this shit now. Find a real, no BS therapist and work through why you think being a woman is better and get to the root of the obvious depression. Find your wife one as well to help try and heal the heartbreak and confusion.

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Basically, she's kind of behaving like I'm disappearing from her life and a new person is coming in.
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BECAUSE YOU ARE! When you get married, your spouse believes they know you and are willing to be committed to building a life with you. Suddenly wanting to transition and change your entire appearance after she has birthed your child is not something she expected when the ring went on her finger.

Owls Owls Owls said:
But everything I've read online says I am trans. Everything says I will change; if not today, then someday in the future. So, I feel like I'm stuck.
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And that's the problem. In all of the "am I trans?" reddit, never have I ever seen the answer be no. Regardless of horrible mental health, obvious fetishistic tendencies, or plain ignorance that women have it easier - the answer is always that OP is totally 100% trans.

"You sound just like me before my egg cracked!"

Then you are immediately pushed to being swapping out all of your clothing, start HRT, and start scheduling those surgeries because you need to hurry, hurry, hurry to make up for lost time.

There is no easy-to-access information that tells anyone to second guess their feelings. There's nothing to warn them of the dangers. There's nothing that tells them to consider how it affects the lives of everyone around them. The push is immediate and any doubts are "muh internalized transphobia".


Owls Owls Owls said:
Somedays I feel excited about transitioning and other days I feel like I'm selfishly making the biggest mistake of my life. I haven't been this depressed in years. I take Lexapro to treat my depression and - yet - this sadness is breaking through the meds in a way I never thought possible.
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Yes, this is called GUILT because you are being selfish and the last bit of conscious you have is screaming at you to end this nightmare. His obvious problem is severe depression and he's really hoping that this is the cure he needs.

But keep posting pics in your wife's clothes and spending money that could be going to your child to fill a void. It will never be enough and if he thinks his depression is bad now, it'll be even worse if his wife decides to pack it up and take their daughter with her.
 
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Definitely what I think of when I picture someone who has it together.

This lunatic is courtesy of my friend, whose local Facebook group is being used as this weirdo's personal therapist.
 
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Troon posts a W, but ... 8)

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Click here to see my body progress in 5 months : https:// ibb.co/KJMLRnL

I'm so glad I'm the picture on the right, right now ! I used to hate my body and now I'm starting to be happy with it ! I don't even do sports, hormones did their magic alone and it's still going on.

I started my HRT treatment in December 2024 : the picture on the left is the first day of HRT and the one on the right was taken yesterday.

I go with gel, 7 pumps of oestrodose per day and have excellent levels.

Hope it gives hope to people starting their journey. 🙂

Kisses everyone. ️‍⚧️😁
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... I still say it's an L because ... well ...

Before and after selfie. NSFW.
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... no face. He's not showing his face because ... :lit:
Of course I do not absolutely know what I'm thinking is true. Just a hunch.

Oh yes you do know what I'm thinking. ;)
 
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i spent an hour and a half crying outside in the cold instead of enjoying my friends wedding because im incapable of being normal

it was going fine and i was having fun until some meatloaf song came on where apparently the dance floor is supposed to split off into men / womens sides. some woman took it upon herself to coordinate this and grabbed my shoulder along with a male friend of mine and told us "boys over on that side"

in that instant all of the deworming ive been working on for years had been undone. concrete proof that no matter how much effort i put in i will always be unmistakably and irredeemably poisoned by male puberty. i had everything going for me in that situation. all of my worst traits were hidden. even with the most feminine outfit ive ever worn, my hair down to the middle of my back, being unable to see my face or hear my voice, i dont even vaguely seem more feminine than masculine. theres really no fucking point in trying because no matter what i do i cant manage to make myself look like anything but a man. and last night i was just some disgusting man in a skirt in the middle of fucking nebraska.
While he definitely don’t pass, it’s not the worst-looking troon I’ve seen. I bet blocking out the face does a ton of work.
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Jizzrag said:
i spent an hour and a half crying outside in the cold instead of enjoying my friends wedding because im incapable of being normal

it was going fine and i was having fun until some meatloaf song came on where apparently the dance floor is supposed to split off into men / womens sides. some woman took it upon herself to coordinate this and grabbed my shoulder along with a male friend of mine and told us "boys over on that side"
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This sounds like Meatloaf's 'Dead Ringer for Love', which has 'the girls' (including Cher in full early 1980s regalia) in a bar where 'the boys' (Meat Loaf and his team) enter, then Cher and Meat Loaf dueting.


I am glad to hear that Jim Steinman and Meat Loaf are ruining nights for TiMs from beyond the grave.
 
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i spent an hour and a half crying outside in the cold instead of enjoying my friends wedding because im incapable of being normal

it was going fine and i was having fun until some meatloaf song came on where apparently the dance floor is supposed to split off into men / womens sides. some woman took it upon herself to coordinate this and grabbed my shoulder along with a male friend of mine and told us "boys over on that side"

in that instant all of the deworming ive been working on for years had been undone. concrete proof that no matter how much effort i put in i will always be unmistakably and irredeemably poisoned by male puberty. i had everything going for me in that situation. all of my worst traits were hidden. even with the most feminine outfit ive ever worn, my hair down to the middle of my back, being unable to see my face or hear my voice, i dont even vaguely seem more feminine than masculine. theres really no fucking point in trying because no matter what i do i cant manage to make myself look like anything but a man. and last night i was just some disgusting man in a skirt in the middle of fucking nebraska.
While he definitely don’t pass, it’s not the worst-looking troon I’ve seen. I bet blocking out the face does a ton of work.
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Given that he thinks *that* outfit is feminine, I have to wonder if the "skirt" was a Utilikilt.

He looks like a guy who is in decent shape, but the body type says "lanky climber muscle guy", not dainty lady, or even body-builder chick.
 
PigFarm said:
Girlie's, should I lie and take someone's scholarship?
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What's another lie in a whole list of them (no biological advantage, I pass with everyone, it's fair to lie and take a scholarship meant for someone else). Surely another lie to just throw on the pile, hope there's a lie-volanche that buries him in high comedic fashion.
 
Sayer of the N-Word said:
r/MtF always delivers.

This tranny calls himself a bimbo and admits that he can't stop gooning or obsessing over sex, which, in his mind, is normal female behavior. A freak in the comments says that he's so fucked up that even the wind makes him want to goon, while another one admits that being sex obsessed preceded trooning out.

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Another tranny goes clothes shopping with his sister within days of starting hormones and can't stop getting boners as he stares at himself in the dressing room mirror. No idea if he bought the clothes or if the thought of a woman being tricked into wearing those clothes at some point in the future pleased him. If his sister noticed then she surely knows that he's probably done the same thing in her clothing as well. He also wears a coronavirus mask in 2025 to hide his facial hair.

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These posts and whatever sub that is are in no way for actually helping these men pass as women. The sole purpose of any of this is for a guy to get his rocks and then report it to the other trannies so they can get a circlejerk going. Which is pretty gay.
 
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