Jacks weird rambling non-sensical tweets are always funny to me. "Remember when I said Biden was dead and Dems were using it to their advantage and then they would announce his death after the election? He's still alive but he has cancer." Why is he bragging about being wrong on two seperate claims and then "thunk-posting" an 83 year old man having prostate cancer?
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Because he's probably also laughing at Biden for being one of those suckers who eats those evil poison vegetables and "bad ingredients" that are totally the reason why he has cancer in the first place.
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OMG! An old man has cancer!? Jesus, what's next... vegetables are actually bad for you?
I swear just reading the tweets this faggot makes could lower a person's IQ by several points.
And that's as far as it should go. Comment on the flag, move along.
You wanna fly a flag? Go right ahead so long as it's not offensive or illegal. I just think flags in general are retarded.
He needs a win so this is the closest he'll get. And when Biden finally dies in a couple years he'll claim that he predicted that all along as well.
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The way that fatty's health is going, I expect Biden to outlive him
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He'll limp along, fuelled by spite and salmonella.
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We've been saying for a while that Fatty was going to die soon but he's got the longevity of a cockroach and keeps coming back.
I'd say it's closer to 50/50 that one kicks the bucket before the other one. Don't forget Biden was President. He's got a gold plated health insurance plan. He'll get the best possible care. Fatty doesn't. The next stroke he has could do him in completely and he's down to just a shell of a man who's tongue is the only part that still works.
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This is the most stroked out shit I read from him in awhile
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Verse 1 Peter 3:15 says you should always be prepared to give the reason for the hope in your heart.
The best he can do is invoke the magic-bullet theory?
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Now THAT is fucking funny. "Conspiracy theories are everywhere guys, so why not believe in Magic Man?" I think Fatty was trying to make what he THOUGHT was a point but now unintentionally completely revealed his lack of any real faith?
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Jack has no “faith” - only excuses to eat and act rotten. He lives and breathes for the sake of nothing else and, if there’s a hell, he’s going. Jack’s life is basically the backstory of some pig demon in a Clive Barker novella.
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So you're saying that Jack's next life will be as Patrick Tomlinson?
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When you cook with sugars native to things like oranges and wine, you should expect burning if you're just blasting them with heat. You should especially do so if you've been allegedly cooking for 20 years.
It's actually impressive how Jack makes it look like he's rolling these giant balls of beef into human shit and dirt.
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Who the fuck needs this? Ever heard of a cutting board, a kitchen top, a bowl, LITERALLY ANY HARD SURFACE??????????????
He... he used a fucking pressure cooker to cook hard boiled eggs? Why not just grill it on top of an active volcano where a drone holds the egg above lava?
Sure, tomorrow I will hard boil my eggs in hydrochloric acid. You know, the acid will dissolve the calcium carbonate shell. You don't even have to peel it! The shell just goes away!
If I post 10x more, this means I have been fired from my job. If I stop posting, that means I've been arrested for killing an entire lab of people with poisonous eggs.
I can't think of a dumber more useless plastic fucking gadget reviewed by a more useless human being.
He included an image of this useless plastic waste yet he didn't even use it properly. His IQ points will not register on a GC-MS.
Spot the top tier username.
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It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Grill devices.
It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Knife-Sets.
It's the same fat fucking retard that needs 10 different Pots & Pan-Sets
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For his next trick, the Great Scalfanicus will predict that some of us ...SMOKE.
The same fags commenting the same faggy shit on every single one of fagass Jack's fagass videos causing him to occasionally throw caution to the wind and lock down comments or post less often.
I'm ambivalent on the matter; OTOH, sometimes (emphasis) they're funny and echo what everyone thinks about Jacko's videos, while OTOH they're just nipping for attention from Jack that they'll never get. At least Rob is funny/slick and does things with his life Re: cooking.
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It's so dumb like I don't know if he's saying "Hey bad things happened so why not believe in Jesus" which is dumb since the number 1 atheist argument is that god doesn't exist because bad stuff happens
Or
"you believe in Biden's lies, Epstein being murdered, and JFK killed by the government, but don't believe in Jesus" which is funny cause two of those were conspiracies he believed months ago until the government said they didn't happen which Jack believes
Either way, Jack is a stroke brained retard who is the type of guy to turn people away from religion
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New Letters From Jack where he says he converted the glowies who showed up at his door into fans.
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I like how any photos he takes of ingredients in (presumably) his pressure cooker make it look like he’s aiming a camera downward into a septic tank, or some kind of shallow, dry well. It’s such a weird perspective- the light walls resemble a concrete drainage culvert.
I don’t doubt that this product is cheap junk that doesn’t work at all…
…But, because Jack is a Grade-A fuckup, there’s that little inkling in the back of my mind where I can’t help but think that maybe it actually does work, and Jack (yet again) didn’t use it correctly.
Oh god, the imagery this provokes…
Imagine Jack completely paralyzed, mute, and near-comatose, yet his tongue behaves in a restless, semi-sentient fashion? It forces his mouth open and behaves like a caged animal trying to escape, convulsing and twitching every which way. Kind of like the tendrils that emerged from Norris’s chest in The Thing (1982).
Or (while still paralyzed/mute), maybe his tongue would behave like the dying, inside-out baboon from Seth Brundle’s failed experiment in The Fly (1986)? Writhing and shrieking as the last vestiges of life and energy desperately cling to Jack’s mortal form.
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How does Jack even play video games with only one functioning arm and 1/4 of a functioning brain? Does he just sit in the cuck chair and watch Jack Jr. call goombas niggers?