💪 Tough Guys Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Shane, your mentor drank himself to death because he had to mentor you. A task too depressing for any man.
 
Something Awful said:
THIS IS THE LAST YOU'LL EVER GET FROM ME, Anonymus Fluhre!

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Masterful. That Shane, he's a real human bottleneck.
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He's just proving to everyone that he's my bitch. Sorry Shane I don't swing that way.
Das Leben ist so leicht, wenn du dumm bist Weil's fur alles einen einfachen Grund gibt

Something Awful said:
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Shane, your mentor drank himself to death because he had to mentor you. A task too depressing for any man.
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Given the state of the Western call centers back then a lot of people drank themselves to death. Having to deal with this tard would drive you faster into the grave.
 
Shane does have neuromuscular issues.

His neurons think up really retarded things, then he uses his muscles to type those retarded things on the internet.
 
Meriasek said:
"Mentor"? Does he mean the poor middle management sod that had to train Shame for his tech support call center job and listen to him pretending to be a cybersecurity god?
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He probably means the welfare lifer who taught Shane to apply for every possible government benefit that would allow him to avoid ever working another minute of his existence. Forms are hard when you’re working with extra chromosomes.
 
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Shane, did you just suggest I kill myself? Don't you know that's how people get their PCs banned and earn referrals to law enforcement?

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Also, who are you talking to on Threads? Your posts get literally zero engagement, no one on this planet cares except us and OnA. Just post here and skip the extra steps.
 
Something Awful said:
Also, who are you talking to on Threads? Your posts get literally zero engagement, no one on this planet cares except us and OnA. Just post here and skip the extra steps.
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The only thing that distinguishes Shane more than his stupidity is his utter cowardice. He ran away from my offer to interview him on Skype, he won't post here because he can't control the conversation and crop out things he doesn't want to answer.

You won't screenshot this, Shane, you pee-pants pussy-ass bitch coward. You get no engagement. The only people watching you post are us. So when you crop out things that make you look bad/stupid/cowardly, the only people who see them are people who know that you did it. You fool absolutely nobody. Every time you post all you do is make yourself look worse, but you're too stupid and delusional to figure this out.

You won't post here. You're scared. You're scared of words on a screen. For all your tough guy "my uncle works at Nintendo"-level lies, you're a sad, fat little man who is scared of everyone and everything. You have nothing, you ARE nothing. You're too cowardly to kill yourself. You're too cowardly to make something of your life. You just sit there, eat fast food, and cower away from the world at the same time that you lie about being a badass.

We have threads on probably thousands of people here. I haven't read them all, but of the ones I have, you are the biggest, most snivelling pathetic coward I have ever come across. In fact not just here, but everywhere I have ever been on the internet or irl I have never come across such a craven little bitch such as yourself.

Screenshot this, you fucking pussy.
 
All you have to nigger do is sprinkle in the word nigger every now and again nigger then Shane nigger can't post the nigger screenshot on nigger Facebook or who knows where he nigger posts these days without nigger getting banned. It's like the +nigger license, +nigger posting, patent pending. Fitting too since his PC looks like something a nigger would buy, ooooh, big man nigger Microsoft elite hacker swapped the GPU.
 
Something Awful said:
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I don't remember bullying a Microsoft exec. Does that ring any bells with anyone?

Snokes County makes Snopes County look like New York. You're a fat little faggot, Shane. Screenshot me, you big fairy. Did you see the question I asked awhile back, When was the last time your father said he was proud of you? Or has it never happened a single time in your life? Well, you're a fat and stupid little toad with a terrible personality. You make Pat look like an Ivy League academic, that's how dumb you are.
 
Spunt said:
Shane does have neuromuscular issues.

His neurons think up really retarded things, then he uses his muscles to type those retarded things on the internet.
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I like to think there are infinite monkeys typing infinite nonsense in infinite worlds, and we were just blessed enough to land in the one where the lines stalker child, enjoy prison, and of course our beloved Mr. Nokes' Xbox Dorito Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel are daily occurrences. I like to think that because it hurts my soul to consider that someone might do this unironically
 
I’m sorry if these are repeats but I was lurking Owen and found these
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Retired subject matter expert, literally! In social engineering and cybersecurity, why that’s how he cracked the bb code!
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If you somehow found yourself worse off in life than your hero Patrick Tomlinson I reckon this is one way to cope lol. Shane is so boring his thread basically died, this is a cute little larp like when children throw a blanket over their shoulders like a cape and tell you “look I’m Superman!”!

Nobody’s careful with shame he’s just boring and too retarded to maintain an internet presence. Kicked off 109 websites etc
 
Shane doesn't realise how lucky he is that OnA have short attention spans and don't find him very interesting. He's just as delusional and retarded as Pat, the only things that are saving him from having his life utterly ruined by the Pests are that he's not as interesting or obsessive as Pat and that he's banned from so many places he'd end up off the internet entirely if they messed with him and the funnies would dry up.

But sure, Shane, you keep kicking the hornet's nest and see how far your expired XBL support agent lanyard will get you.
 
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