💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 168 24.2%

  • Total voters
    693
Hope the babysitter opens a fund to have Harden file for a restraining order and pay for Schnieder to hand deliver it.
 
Who the fuck cares?

If he goes on with them, he's a dumbass.

These bitches are bad faith. I already mentioned that the redheaded one acted all pissy about how the CPS report partially leaked, and then paid absolutely no attention whatsoever to what was in it. Let's hear about how the nanny allegedly gave Nick's kids alcohol, but not how Nick's youngest daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Gag a maggot.

They're gonna protect Nick's ass as long as they can make Aaron look like the ultimate bad guy. These "mothers" do not care about children. If I were Aaron that wouldn't be the type of show I'd want to go on.

Shit like this makes me think you should have to apply for a license to have children. To determine if you are morally and psychologically fit.
That's a lot of words for "dumb, vapid women."
 
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As lame as Steel Toe is, Nick was so enamored with him during his ill-fated “attempt” at stand-up, he offered him his wife and more in a desperate attempt to impress him. He completely changed his show to be like Steel Toe and received similar success. Suffer ballskinwalker, you’re more of a parody of “Single White Female” than “Fatal Instinct”.
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Every accusation is a confession with Nick.

  • Aaron is gay and had sex with Nick : Nick is gay and had sex with Aaron
  • Aaron gave the kids coke : Nick gave the kids coke
  • Aaron is abusive : Nick is abusive
  • Everyone in public hits on Nick and tries to swing constantly : Nick hits on everyone in public and tries to swing constantly
  • Kayla’s body is busted and destroyed : Nick’s body is busted and destroyed
  • Nick’s enemies are OBSESSED : Nick is obsessed with his perceived enemies
  • The babysitter gave the kids alcohol : Nick gave the kids alcohol
 
Every accusation is a confession with Nick.

  • Aaron is gay and had sex with Nick : Nick is gay and had sex with Aaron
  • Aaron gave the kids coke : Nick gave the kids coke
  • Aaron is abusive : Nick is abusive
  • Everyone in public hits on Nick and tries to swing constantly : Nick hits on everyone in public and tries to swing constantly
  • Kayla’s body is busted and destroyed : Nick’s body is busted and destroyed
  • Nick’s enemies are OBSESSED : Nick is obsessed with his perceived enemies
  • The babysitter gave the kids alcohol : Nick gave the kids alcohol
Aaron ate my goo : Nick ate Aaron's goo.
 
If there were even a single iota of truth to it, we'd have heard about it well before the Cokestream last year. His narc brain would never have let it go unknown.
Unless, she kept him in check by not revealing that he invited her to fuck while he was roleplaying as traddad.

I assume he had her sign some kind of NDA about working for him, my question to more murrican law kiwis is, if there is a NDA would throwing accusations like that onto her void it? Or would she have to keep being silent while he throws accusation around?
 
Aaron ate my goo : Nick ate Aaron's goo.
That one always felt weird; once it came out Nick uses industrial strength boner pills and even then they didn't always work.

Aaron ate my goo!

When? The one-in-ten chance or whatever when your pills finally worked?

But that being said; the one thing I can give Nick is was able to steal April with a lifeless dick. Don't get me wrong, I get she's low IQ; but imagine a dude having to pop pills that may not always work and deciding you're gonna be his side piece. Good job Nick, it's actually kinda impressive.
 
Or just drive the Rustang into a bridge abutment head on.
I'd feel sorry for the damage he did to the bridge.
30k probably also includes other things than just food and snacks. Like clothes, school supplies and so on. Does Nick or Kayla look like parents that do that sort of shopping every single time? 5 growing children go through surprising amount of clothes. And then if you add up even more discretionary spending like toys... I can really see that total hits 30k knowing the spending habits of Nick at least...
30,000 a year on food and clothes though? Really?
I just think nick has no sense of what actual things cost and is pulling numbers out of his hole riddled head.
"Give the kids 75 bucks to drink a monster."
"Give the kids 30,000 a year for clothes and food."
People take care of everything for him so he has no idea what anything actually costs.


He is running out of people to blame. Next its his oldest kid that brought the drugs into the home or something equally retarded.
If there were only two people left in the world and one of them was Nick. He'd blame the other person.
If only Nick was the last person left in the world, He'd blame the lack of other people.
 
I completely take back what I said about Nick probably trying to hit on and seduce Chaney while she worked there. I keep forgetting Nick has a very specific type he is sexually attracted to.
They come in two categories.
1. Female- skinny, no ass, no tits, and blonde (April, and the Russian porn star he says he likes to fap to, stage name Katherine?)
2. Male- tall, pear shaped, man tits, glasses (Aaron Imholte)
 

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