🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
what rackets has done so far this year
-eaten ramen at 4am or whatever. nobody gives a fuck nobody cares

what bossman has done so far this year
-smashed eggs on his head
-kept himself VERY well hydrated with frequent water breaks
-fucked your mom
-DTPN
-won well over $300k
-lost well over $300k
-breezed through another rehab
-felt some type a way in jail
-done more coke than rackets has done his entire life
-bought the sickest CSGO skins
-kept derrick christmas' rent paid up a year in advance (again)
-fucked your mom (again)
-made his PO's mom squirt so hard his PO doesn't give a shit about arrest warrants from other counties
-DTPN
-eternally btfo dallas
-made south korean professional golfer si woo kim his bitch
-fucked your mom (many more times)
-DTPN
-found ratmandrew's drug stash, smoked it all up, and ratmandrew didn't do SHIT about it
-regulated ratdad without having to hit his old rat ass
 
draggs said:
what rackets has done so far this year
-eaten ramen at 4am or whatever. nobody gives a fuck nobody cares

what bossman has done so far this year
-smashed eggs on his head
-kept himself VERY well hydrated with frequent water breaks
-fucked your mom
-DTPN
-won well over $300k
-lost well over $300k
-breezed through another rehab
-felt some type a way in jail
-done more coke than rackets has done his entire life
-bought the sickest CSGO skins
-kept derrick christmas' rent paid up a year in advance (again)
-fucked your mom (again)
-made his PO's mom squirt so hard his PO doesn't give a shit about arrest warrants from other counties
-DTPN
-eternally btfo dallas
-made south korean professional golfer si woo kim his bitch
-fucked your mom (many more times)
-DTPN
-found ratmandrew's drug stash, smoked it all up, and ratmandrew didn't do SHIT about it
-regulated ratdad without having to hit his old rat ass
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"OH MRS RACKETS. NOT NOW BABE, I'M WINNING LCOTY RIGHT NOW." - Austin probably
 
Namekian George Floyd said:
If Austin goes to prison, is anyone here going to take one for the team and get addicted to crack and online gambling?
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Ok… I know this sounds retarded but I have actually thought of this.

Rat Dad.

Think about it, it’s Rat Dad‘s fault that Austin is in jail in the first place. He should definitely take up the mantle since he’s already got all of Austin streaming equipment. He can stream to make sure Austin keeps his audience and Rat Dad gets to learn exactly how hard Austin‘s work is.


lol cow supreme said:
After being scared by rat-dad knocking on his door to ask a question, twitchbossmanjack loses it all on Shuffle and hates his life bro. He literally jail-baits for more juice before ending the stream. Could this be the last minute of twitchbossmanjack content?

Presented in Crack-o-Vision™


Heg8sa.mp4
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“This is so rigged I’m just gonna turn myself in “

When the gamba is so bad, you’d rather just go straight to jail :story:
 
MadStan said:
That’s going to be my milk from this LOLCOW when them chickens come home to roost - and they surely will.
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I’ve written some really gay psychoanalytic shit on this website before (probably today even), but this sentence deserves a Gay Commentary of the Year Award.
Doinker Marmalade said:
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP PUSSY. Fucking weirdo, worry about your own life bro, WEIRD FUCK.
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What this guy said, rat.
 
Bossman rides the kenocoaster to agartha:

Unfortunately he goes to dice and loses it all while on the phone with Mrs. Steezy (damn that pussy nice!):
 
EzRolling said:
It’s so crazy he can get so fired up over low 3-4 figure bets with how high he has risen previously.
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Someone else ITT said something along the lines of he isn’t addicted to winning money, he is addicted to gambling. That stuck with me and has proven true at every turn. The price of everything barely matters; he can be calm losing 60k and rage losing $400
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Ok… I know this sounds retarded but I have actually thought of this.

Rat Dad.

Think about it, it’s Rat Dad‘s fault that Austin is in jail in the first place. He should definitely take up the mantle since he’s already got all of Austin streaming equipment. He can stream to make sure Austin keeps his audience and Rat Dad gets to learn exactly how hard Austin‘s work is.
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Honestly ratdad could stand to lose a few pounds and crack can help with that! Plus ratmom might enjoy him increasing the rates of motherfucking. I don't think Scott is much of a gamer, but that won't really affect the CS performance or Elden Ring progress.
This could work...
 
Bossmang gonna hit a cool mill, Gambagod commands it. Just needs a good crack rock and some juice, fuck those weirdo rats. To all those rats and parole officers out there: NGAFNBC
DTPN
 
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